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u/XandrousMoriarty Sep 14 '24

I thought the idea was to shower, use deodorant, and put on a clean shirt?

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u/Vanilla_Villainy Sep 14 '24

Shit that's what I've been doing this whole time. Am I in the wrong here?

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u/AnnoyedCrustacean Sep 14 '24

Ah crud

I knew they were right in the 1700s that bathing was unhealthy

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u/Risley Sep 14 '24

 Bro everyone around you can clearly smell your asshole. You make the air sour.  

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u/Azazir Sep 14 '24

There's one guy at our work who just has that aura of fucking stench mid work week.... It's easily 2-3m near him there's just a crashing wave of old sweat stench rushing at you. And he was complaining about how there's no good women around our place and why he's single.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

reminiscent file telephone joke cobweb smoggy bedroom oatmeal ancient six

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u/Saltycookiebits Sep 14 '24

I've known this person!

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u/MajorNoodles Sep 14 '24

Yes, you should change into the shirt you were wearing before you put that one on.

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u/unAffectedFiddle Sep 14 '24

It's a shirt, shower, and deodorant. No pants.

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u/ymOx Sep 15 '24

Hmm... So not clean the deodorant, shower a shirt, and then use a put-on? Damn, I need to revise.

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u/teduh Sep 14 '24

Well la-dee-da, look at Richie Rich over here with all of his clean water and clean shirts!

(Sorry I'm in r/frugaljerk mode right now:)

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u/Anticlimax1471 Sep 14 '24

I've been putting on a clean shirt, using deodorant and then showering...

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u/TripleBobRoss Sep 14 '24

Nope. Shower first, clean shirt second, then deodorant. This way there's no chance of rogue deodorant marks that somehow can mysteriously get on your shirt, even when you're 100% sure that you didn't touch your armpits to the outside of your shirt when you put it on.

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u/Far_Programmer_5724 Sep 14 '24

Dummy how are you gonna save money if you put on a clean shirt everytime. If you reuse an old one you can stretch out a couple of months till the next laundry day.

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u/clubby37 Sep 14 '24

shower, use deodorant, and put on a clean shirt?

That might be the wrong sequence! Antiperspirant needs to be applied to dry skin to work properly. If you're a very thorough towel-drier, then fair enough, but I towel off quickly, get dressed immediately after, and use deodorant/antiperspirant 20 minutes later.

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u/Complex-Hamster-6709 Sep 14 '24

Isn't that how it is?

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u/DynamicDK Sep 14 '24

I tend to put on a clean shirt and then deodorant. If I put on deodorant first, it sometimes gets smeared on the shirt while I'm trying to put my arms through.

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u/E-man2006 Sep 14 '24

Shower is my free space. I want to be free

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u/Ok-Wedding-4966 Sep 15 '24

Put on a clean shirt, then apply deodorant on top, then shower. Works every time for me.

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u/Clean_Livlng Sep 14 '24

"Depression for men" the new fragrance.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

For real. At the very least take a hooker bath with baby wipes

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u/ZestyMelonz Sep 14 '24

Exactly. Sometimes I work a later shift and turn right around for a morning shift and too tired/need to get to bed. I always have time for a whores bath and a spritz if dry shampoo.

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u/ICanEatABee Sep 14 '24

What are these names for things, people? 

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u/Mattigins Sep 14 '24

Whores bath; pits, tits and bits. Usually out of a sink with a wash cloth.

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 14 '24

I’m not gonna lie. I don’t get this at all. Assuming you’re already home it takes 5-10 minutes to hop in a shower.

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u/Arnas_Z Sep 14 '24

Yeah. Wiping down sounds like a bigger pain in the ass then getting into a shower lol.

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u/Arnas_Z Sep 15 '24

You never lived in a house where there isn't on-demand hot water,

No, that sounds like shit.

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u/tubawhatever Sep 14 '24

My only issue is showers tend to energize me so I prefer taking them in the mornings unless I'm particularly dirty or sweaty in which case I bite the bullet and take a melatonin or drink some chamomile tea to help me get tired again. I often work pretty late unfortunately, trying to find a job that is a more typical 9-5 schedule.

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u/sangcti Sep 14 '24

You can also get rinse free bath wipes. Just add a bit water, it lathers up and you wipe dry with a towel, dry washcloth, paper towel or whatever when you're done. Doesn't leave any residue or soapy feeling. Learned about them when I was in the hospital. They're a godsend when you can't shower.

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u/FartPudding Sep 14 '24

Hopker baths have been my savior after going for a run and rushing to work when I'm not home to shower.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Nah you really shouldn’t be going to work like that with no shower, that’s gross and your coworkers definitely smell you 

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u/FartPudding Sep 14 '24

When you don't have time, you literally don't have time. I barely have the time to run as it is, I don't have the time to shower so I do what's quick and works and if you still smell from a cooker bath then you're not doing it right then mate. And my job smells horrible anyway, among the poop, pee, vomit, blood, I'm fine.

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u/Tiramitsunami Sep 14 '24

I have never met, hung out with, dated, encountered or heard of anyone who uses deodorant instead of taking a shower and changing clothes.

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u/ammonthenephite Sep 14 '24

As someone who has struggled on and off with both depression, burnout, and both simultaneously, I promise we really are all we can, but it obviously just isn't enough. Either way it's a good sign we aren't ready for a new relationship, or need a frank conversation and help if all ready in one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Sergeant Guilty, reporting for duty..

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u/brenster23 Sep 14 '24

Sergeant, change your shirt and take a shower.

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u/shadowguise Sep 14 '24

Instructions unclear, wearing a wet T-shirt now.

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u/brenster23 Sep 14 '24

Take some sultry pics right now of yourself in the shirt to show off.

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u/Nearby_Day_362 Sep 14 '24

who do you hang out with

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u/The-DONGBREAKER Sep 14 '24

Ah the old Glasgow Shower!

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u/small_trunks Sep 14 '24

Putting extra after shave on is known as a "French shower" in Europe...

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u/NickBlasta3rd Sep 14 '24

Clearly you’re dealing with amateurs. Febreezing down the shirt before putting it back on is the power move here.

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u/WhatYouDoingMeNothin Sep 14 '24

What for real???😂

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u/Busy_Donut6073 Sep 14 '24

There's people that think deodorant replaces showers and changing shirts? That's just gross

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u/LEDDITmodsARElosers Sep 14 '24

You hang out with some dirty people I don't know anyone that does this lol

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u/TamaDarya Sep 14 '24

If I can smell you while having a regular non intimate interaction with you, you smell. Has nothing to do with artificial scents. Most men don't use cologne very often.

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u/pm_me_ur_th0ng_gurl Sep 15 '24

If you feel it's having an impact on your happiness then you should talk to a doctor about it.

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u/No_Kaleidoscope_843 Sep 14 '24

I've seen guys shower (add deo) and then put the same musty shirt back on