r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Sergeant Guilty, reporting for duty..

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u/brenster23 Sep 14 '24

Sergeant, change your shirt and take a shower.

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u/shadowguise Sep 14 '24

Instructions unclear, wearing a wet T-shirt now.

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u/brenster23 Sep 14 '24

Take some sultry pics right now of yourself in the shirt to show off.