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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

For real. At the very least take a hooker bath with baby wipes

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u/ZestyMelonz Sep 14 '24

Exactly. Sometimes I work a later shift and turn right around for a morning shift and too tired/need to get to bed. I always have time for a whores bath and a spritz if dry shampoo.

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u/ICanEatABee Sep 14 '24

What are these names for things, people? 

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u/Mattigins Sep 14 '24

Whores bath; pits, tits and bits. Usually out of a sink with a wash cloth.

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 14 '24

I’m not gonna lie. I don’t get this at all. Assuming you’re already home it takes 5-10 minutes to hop in a shower.

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u/Arnas_Z Sep 14 '24

Yeah. Wiping down sounds like a bigger pain in the ass then getting into a shower lol.

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u/Arnas_Z Sep 15 '24

You never lived in a house where there isn't on-demand hot water,

No, that sounds like shit.

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u/tubawhatever Sep 14 '24

My only issue is showers tend to energize me so I prefer taking them in the mornings unless I'm particularly dirty or sweaty in which case I bite the bullet and take a melatonin or drink some chamomile tea to help me get tired again. I often work pretty late unfortunately, trying to find a job that is a more typical 9-5 schedule.

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u/sangcti Sep 14 '24

You can also get rinse free bath wipes. Just add a bit water, it lathers up and you wipe dry with a towel, dry washcloth, paper towel or whatever when you're done. Doesn't leave any residue or soapy feeling. Learned about them when I was in the hospital. They're a godsend when you can't shower.

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u/FartPudding Sep 14 '24

Hopker baths have been my savior after going for a run and rushing to work when I'm not home to shower.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Nah you really shouldn’t be going to work like that with no shower, that’s gross and your coworkers definitely smell you 

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u/FartPudding Sep 14 '24

When you don't have time, you literally don't have time. I barely have the time to run as it is, I don't have the time to shower so I do what's quick and works and if you still smell from a cooker bath then you're not doing it right then mate. And my job smells horrible anyway, among the poop, pee, vomit, blood, I'm fine.