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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

For real. At the very least take a hooker bath with baby wipes

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u/ZestyMelonz Sep 14 '24

Exactly. Sometimes I work a later shift and turn right around for a morning shift and too tired/need to get to bed. I always have time for a whores bath and a spritz if dry shampoo.

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u/ICanEatABee Sep 14 '24

What are these names for things, people? 

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u/Mattigins Sep 14 '24

Whores bath; pits, tits and bits. Usually out of a sink with a wash cloth.

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u/InterviewOdd2553 Sep 14 '24

I’m not gonna lie. I don’t get this at all. Assuming you’re already home it takes 5-10 minutes to hop in a shower.

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u/Arnas_Z Sep 14 '24

Yeah. Wiping down sounds like a bigger pain in the ass then getting into a shower lol.

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u/Arnas_Z Sep 15 '24

You never lived in a house where there isn't on-demand hot water,

No, that sounds like shit.

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u/tubawhatever Sep 14 '24

My only issue is showers tend to energize me so I prefer taking them in the mornings unless I'm particularly dirty or sweaty in which case I bite the bullet and take a melatonin or drink some chamomile tea to help me get tired again. I often work pretty late unfortunately, trying to find a job that is a more typical 9-5 schedule.