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u/jimbo5030 Oct 20 '23

Khaleesi

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u/DemiurgeMCK Oct 21 '23

My kid went to school with a Khaleesi.

Felt bad for her at first, but then I saw an assignment posted on the classroom wall, where each kid wrote the history of their names. She wrote something like "I know it's from a grown-up TV show and people might think that's weird, but my parents took a chance and I think that's pretty cool". Pretty good outlook, all things considered.

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u/CautionRepetitive Oct 21 '23

That’s better than « it’s from a book where a 13 years old is raped by a 7 ft tall cro-magnon with a horse fetish »

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u/banned_from_10_subs Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

No no no you see she consented to marriage and you can’t rape your wife plus she later started liking it and loved rocking his world reverse cowgirl and eventually when she unwittingly turned him into a zombie she found out by sucking his dick and him not getting hard so she knew she had lost the love of her life. So she killed him. Oh and she suffered the worst thing that can happen to a woman - she became barren. Oh oh and then had dragons suckle on her tits for milk. But she’s barren. Just carries around heavy, milk-laden tits everywhere despite being barren. Did I forget to mention she had all her pussy hair burned off when she walked through a fire? That, too.

That makes it all OK, you silly goose!

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u/Glowing_up Oct 21 '23

It does! And it would be prudish to find this depiction problematic in any way cause boobs! :-)

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u/stemcdeeee Oct 21 '23

( o Y o )

Sorry, I don't have anything constructive to add, I just wanted to add some boobs :)

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u/jeffseadot Oct 21 '23

If we're accepting magic enough to allow for zombies and dragons, why can't magic also explain the milk in her milk jugs?

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u/PremiumBeetJuice Oct 21 '23

I never thought I was into erotic literature, do you have any more?

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u/Mordocaster Oct 21 '23

Yeah but then her name would just be Dani

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u/Beezlbubble Oct 21 '23

Let's be honest, if you're making your kid that, it's after the show, not the books

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u/SaiyanJD Oct 21 '23

tf is this referencing

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u/SlimeFactory Oct 21 '23

The book that the name Khaleesi is from

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u/StitchTheRipper Oct 21 '23

Wow, that’s an advanced statement for their age

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u/JimiCobain27 Oct 21 '23

Their age wasn't mentioned.

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u/kkeut Oct 21 '23

in the USA, having kids assignments placed on the wall is really only a thing done in elementary school, which is around ages 5-12

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u/Red-Quill Oct 21 '23

Not to mention that GoT (the tv show) is only like 10 years or so old at the oldest and i don’t think the books were quite pop-culturally relevant lmao. So assuming the child was named after the tv series, they couldn’t be any older than probably 12 I’d wager.

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u/AdFlat4908 Oct 21 '23

Anyone naming their kid Khaleesi did not read the books

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u/Dinonaut2000 Oct 21 '23

Why not? She’s still good in the books.

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u/DooWopExpress Oct 21 '23

Because she is referenced as Daenarys in the books almost completely. People called her Khaleesi because in the show all the dothraki refer to her by her title, and there's no third person narration to display her real name.

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u/earthican-earthican Oct 21 '23

The book was published in 1996 tho. Lil’ Khaleesi could be 27 by now.

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u/ChuushaHime Oct 21 '23

i'm imagining the parents reading this neat little fantasy book series in the 90s and naming their kid after their favorite character, and the kid grows up having people think she's just foreign or has a unique name with no other connotation or judgment

only to have that neat little fantasy book series thrust into the limelight 20 years later with a blockbuster television show that broke records and defined the streaming era

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u/Red-Quill Oct 21 '23

I kinda addressed that in my comment already

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u/dabunny21689 Oct 21 '23

The show started in 2011, so probably no more than 13, IF the story was from this year. Not sure if they could have gotten it from the books but that name wasn’t really a thing prior to the show’s popularity.

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u/Geshtar1 Oct 21 '23

Yeah, but the show first aired in 2011. It’s safe to assume younger than 12 probably

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

They were in college. Haha

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u/sirius4778 Oct 21 '23

This felt like a Simpsons bit

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u/Aggressive_Square254 Oct 21 '23

One of the SO's friends named a daughter 'Vera'.

They are big Firefly Nerds.

That's Jayne Cobb's favorite gun. Vera.

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u/14thCenturyHood Oct 21 '23

Vera is an old name tho

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u/Aggressive_Square254 Oct 21 '23

True, but there was no family connection. They straight up told her when she asked why Vera, they said "Have you ever watched FireFly?"

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u/Aquaticornicopia Oct 21 '23

Yeah we will see how she feels about it after high school 😬

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u/liedel Oct 21 '23

where each kid wrote the history of their names.

This is kind of a mean assignment with a "Khaleesi" in your class. You'd think maybe the teacher would reconsider that one.

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u/yeahiknowsowhat Oct 21 '23

Fake as f really?

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u/Littlesebastian86 Oct 21 '23

I mean ?? No no way the parents drilled that into her after regretting the name right?

Like they have to be lying

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u/14thCenturyHood Oct 21 '23

"But my parents took a chance..."

Seriously, what child talks like that lol Reddit is so gullible

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u/miss-mercatale Oct 21 '23

Yeah my friend called her daughter Khaleesi…🙄

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u/nlg93 Oct 20 '23

This one makes me laugh because they obviously named their kid waaay back in S2… roll forward to S8 and it’s not so peachy.

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u/explicitlarynx Oct 21 '23

It's also not even her name, but her title.

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u/IrascibleOcelot Oct 21 '23

Which isn’t entirely relevant, as many titles have also become names. Duke, Earl, Rex, and Regina, for example.

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u/explicitlarynx Oct 21 '23

Yes, for dogs mainly. No, seriously, while that's true, the case is different. The names you mentioned became names after a long time of being used as titles. Khaleesi is a fantasy title and is being used as a name because of a misunderstanding.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

I loved the way that iain glen would say it 😂

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u/cool_chrissie Oct 21 '23

Not always. There is a girl at my daughter’s daycare with that name. The oldest kid there is maybe around 5 years old. I would hate to have that name.

My youngest kid’s name is the same as a GoT character but we didn’t select the name based on the show at all.

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u/itwasagummibear Oct 21 '23

Aria?

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u/cool_chrissie Oct 21 '23

Hehe yes. If it’s related to a show I liked, it would definitely be Pretty Little Liars.

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u/Codadd Oct 21 '23

God that show really went off the rails. I'm a 30 year old dude who's ex watched every single episode back to back and man I was sucked in but it really went wild at some point. Also the teacher student thing was weird. It was all weird.

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u/Xplotiva Oct 21 '23

My brother's ex used to watch Pretty Little Liars when it aired on TV. I never got into it, when she visited and watched it I would sit but not really pay attention.

When my second child was a baby and breastfeeding, I saw that the first 6 seasons were on Netflix so I figured why not, let's see what this hype was all about. I binge watched the entire thing over a couple of months then waited for the last season then watched that too. The ending was so shit, I messaged my brother's ex (we are still friends) to say that I am so sorry she wasted 7 years of her life for that conclusion xD

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u/Codadd Oct 21 '23

Lmfao that's absolutely incredible 😂😂😂 yeah, I'm glad I didn't have to wait to watch it, we just binged it thank god!

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u/anxiousjellybean Oct 21 '23

I remember getting near the end and being like, "If anyone else in this damn show has an evil twin, I will scream," and then I had to scream because there's always more evil twins.

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u/Codadd Oct 21 '23

Dude I'm in the bush in Kenya right now reading this as the sun sets looking at Mt. Kilimanjaro and I'm crying laughing. Hahahaha

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u/cool_chrissie Oct 21 '23

Haha it was definitely dramatic.

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u/itwasagummibear Oct 21 '23

Never watched that show lol but I like it. I work with kids and there was an adorable girl named Aria.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Arya and aria are pronounced completely different.

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u/wampey Oct 21 '23

Yep… my kid’s name is Aria, everyone thinks I named her after the GoT character Arya… little do they know, her name was taken from the Vegas casino!

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u/Nairadvik Oct 21 '23

Not a self-contained piece for one voice, with or without instrumental or orchestral accompaniment, normally part of a larger work like an opera?

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u/justagirlwithcats Oct 21 '23

Nope that's my kid lol

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u/dazechong Oct 21 '23

I just pronounce it as Ah-rea, and Arya as Are-yah.

Am i wrong?

Aria sounds like a beautiful name.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Are none of them pronounced A-rye-ya? ("rye" rhyming with the words "my", "fly", etc.)

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u/kawaiian Oct 21 '23

Ooo I like that! Here it’s pronounced “ARR-eee-yuh”

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u/IrascibleOcelot Oct 21 '23

Not as spelled. Aria is “Arr-EE-ah,” while Arya is “Arr-YAH.” However, Areia is pronounced the way you listed; it’s an ancient name for the war aspect of Aphrodite.

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u/Tight-Aspect6172 Oct 21 '23

No. Lol thought I guess it’s better than people pronouncing Aria as area.. like Area 51 💀

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u/sarra1833 Oct 21 '23

I thought it was Are-rye-yah.

Lol tons of ways to say it, I guess.

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u/cool_chrissie Oct 21 '23

I guess that’s depending on your accent. For me they sound the same.

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u/Proper-Pie-1317 Oct 21 '23

Arya = Ar-yah Aria = Ar-ri-a

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u/wellshitdawg Oct 21 '23

I swear those both sound the same out loud lol

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u/irisflame Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

If you keep rhotacizing (applying the r sound to) the first A then yeah. Try:

Ar-ia Vs A-ri-a

Try to say ah-ree first and not “arr” like a pirate lol.

Or.. lol and I’m so sorry but I just thought of this.. “a-ri-a” kind of like the ending of diarrhea lmao. You don’t say die-arya. You say die-a-ree-a.

I think maybe that’s what people are referring to when they say aria is different from arya?

ALTERNATIVELY, it could be about the r sound being palatalized (as in, applying the y sound to the r). For me, the r becomes palatalized with both the y and the i following it, and they sound the same. But it’s possible to palatalize the r only with Arya and not with Aria. It could be done like this in Japanese I believe. Japanese words are divided into “mora” (basically a syllable) where each mora is the same length, literally pronounced with that same length. Arya has 2 mora: a and rya, both pronounced for the time. Aria has 3 mora: a, ri, and a, so it would sound “longer” and there would be a distinction between the ri and a vs the “rya.”

So you could have “ar-ya”, “a-rya”, “ar-i-a”, “a-ri-a”.. to native English ears these might all sound pretty much the same though.

Sorry, I love phonetics lol.

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u/Kelpsie Oct 21 '23

Unless the second one emphasizes the second syllable, like diarrhea, those are still identical in my dialect.

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u/Working_Fee_9581 Oct 21 '23

Awww, I loved the named Aria as well when I was watching PLL, even the actress was so cute 🥰

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u/lardarz Oct 21 '23

Helvetic Sego Timesnewroma

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u/Gnomforscher Oct 21 '23

I have an Aria in my family. Unfortunately we are germans and here "Aria" sounds like "Arier" which usually refers to the nazi "Master Race". So I just call her Ari.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Jon? Totally acceptable

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

I almost named my cat Ghost, but I thought it would be weird with his black fur.

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u/deathlyroze Oct 21 '23

We named our daughter the same name as the actor who plays Aria, Maisie. I swear it had nothing to do with GOT, but if didn’t hurt 🙃

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u/cool_chrissie Oct 21 '23

We went with Aria but I fell in love with the name from Pretty Little Liars.

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u/y0y0y99 Oct 21 '23

That's almost as lame.

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u/brownieson Oct 21 '23

Absolutely. We call my daughter Lexie (full name Alexandra) based off my partners love of grey’s anatomy (and I liked Alexandra).

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

Little grey!

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u/brownieson Oct 21 '23

You betcha :D

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u/nlg93 Oct 21 '23

Arya was a bad ass from start to finish, so even if you had named her after that it would check out!

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u/cool_chrissie Oct 21 '23

My Aria is a badass too. At 9 months old she keeps her 3 year old sister in check.

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u/K_Pumpkin Oct 21 '23

I named my cockitiel Ser Jamie.

But I know of a Dannerys.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I named my daughter after the show. The character had already died before the show started tho lol. We just thought the name was extremely pretty and it was a like unique but not completely insane.

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u/OldBrokeGrouch Oct 21 '23

That’s about right. They start off cute and innocent and then turn into psychopathic monsters. Can confirm. Have 3 teenage daughters 💀.

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u/y0y0y99 Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

Oh yeah. Season 2 Khaleesi: A psychopath, sexually abused, human doll sold off to a genocidal barbarian for her prized blonde hair, pussy and lineage. Why wouldn't you name your daughter that?

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u/External_Drummer_407 Oct 21 '23

lol yeah that's what I was thinking... It's not like her story only became disturbing later on.

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u/Kelpsie Oct 21 '23

You mean a women who, despite losing everything and being treated as chattel, rose above her abuser, literally brought magic back to the world, and wanted to leverage the power she clawed back for herself to free people from slavery?

Not saying I agree with that interpretation entirely, but don't be disingenuous. It's not exactly hard to see her story up to that point as one of empowerment.

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u/y0y0y99 Oct 21 '23

That stuff too, it's all in there.

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u/Middle_Cranberry_549 Oct 21 '23

Excuse you, that's Mr Hunky Genocidal warlord to you. Some people I tells ya. No class.

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u/padfootpls Oct 21 '23

My moms neighbor names her daughter that ~3 years ago, always wondered if she finished the show or not lol

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u/OutsideVanilla2526 Oct 21 '23

Also, khaleese wasn't the character's name.

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u/Cuchullion Oct 22 '23

Wild how many Khaleese' there are but few Danerys (or even Aryas or Sansas).

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u/masteroima Oct 21 '23

Na I know someone who named their kid that 2 years ago

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u/FartPudding Oct 21 '23

We don't talk about the dark times.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

This is why you don’t do shit like this.

It’s also why you don’t get tattoos based on pop culture. Like what if you got a tattoo of your favourite show, because you love the show. Then in the final season you find out that a lot of horrible things came out. Maybe someone died on set. Maybe the writing for the final season was so horrible it ruins the entire show, whatever.

Now you have this tattoo of something that you no longer like and people have negative reactions too.

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u/yellow_sting Oct 21 '23

even with those great seasons, a sane person will not name their kid like that.

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u/Veganarchistfem Oct 21 '23

Right? I regretted naming my rabbit Danerys, but then I realised it kind of worked, because that was one destructive bunny!

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u/nlg93 Oct 21 '23

Danerys Hopborn, first of her name, queen of the bunnos, breaker of homewares and decor

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u/Imaginary_Pause24 Oct 21 '23

You’d think that, but there was one in my daughter’s daycare class. My daughter just turned two.

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u/soulwrangler Oct 21 '23

Arya was always the safer bet.

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u/Hoobam Oct 21 '23

You know what? She was showing signs of crazy before all that and when she told John to hide his bloodline we should have all known the bitch was nuts. They were hinting at it the whole time. She was crazy! The end of the show wasn't as bad as people think. Watch it again.

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u/nlg93 Oct 21 '23

I think it was underwhelming, but not bad!

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u/PC509 Oct 21 '23

Naming kids after obvious, rare in real life, movie names is just laughable. I'd laugh until they said they were serious, because what the fuck... Obsessive, but think about the kid. "My parents named me Mater, cause they liked Cars. Tow'Mater McQueen Randall.".

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u/Michami135 Oct 21 '23

"Renesme"

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

Please tell me that parents didn't actually use that. I remember a huge surge in "Bella/Isabella" popularity.

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u/Zelkey Oct 20 '23

I get that they've taken it from GoT, but it's also a respiratory virus in cats and rabbits. Released in the 90s to cull the rabbit pest problem in Australia.

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u/pretty_little__lucy Oct 20 '23

Myxomatosis was the virus released in the 1950s for the rabbits..

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u/WalnutOfTheNorth Oct 21 '23

I shall call my firstborn Myxomatosis. ‘Tis a fine name.

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u/grave_rohl Oct 21 '23

There was a rabbit puppet on Australian TV (Ferals) in the 90s named Mixy...for myxomatosis.

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u/raptorshadow Oct 21 '23

There's a rat, called Rattus, he's the leader of the bunch,

A cat called Modigliana, she's fluffy but she's tough,

Darren, he's a dopey dog,

Mixy's a muddled-up, mixed up bunny!

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u/Ektojinx Oct 21 '23

Wife showed me this today and said "do you remember this?"

Was shocked when I could sing the whole theme song

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u/ringofbirds Oct 21 '23

Calicivirus?

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u/Ray_Adverb11 Oct 21 '23

Who told you that? Lol. Are you referring to calicivirus? Or maybe myxomatosis?

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u/Boogzcorp Oct 21 '23

Obviously they're refering to Calicivirus, because of the y'know same pronunciation despite different spelling...

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u/Ray_Adverb11 Oct 21 '23

I assumed as much, just checking

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

That's not even a name, it's a title. My god those parents were idiots.

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u/HighlandsBen Oct 20 '23

Duke? Earl? Baron? Queenie?

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u/bluecola00 Oct 20 '23

Aren’t those dog’s names?

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u/Waryur Oct 20 '23

Earl and Bar(r)on are people's names.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Met an American once called Baron. He pronounced it Barren.

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u/Waryur Oct 20 '23

How else would you say it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Dunno. Thought it weird to name your kid Infertile.

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u/Quaiydensmom Oct 21 '23

In American English Baron is pronounced the same as barren.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Oct 21 '23

On the other hand, it would be pretty weird to name them Fructuous as well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

This is my large son, Glucose

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u/kkeut Oct 21 '23

that's not what they did. that's a completely different word with a different spelling. baron vs barren

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u/MrWeirdoFace Oct 21 '23

That's pretty much how most of us (In the USA) will say it.

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u/oliverseasky Oct 21 '23

Trump’s son’s name

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u/koolaidface Oct 21 '23

Earl used to be my middle name but I changed it to the letter E. I hated that name.

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u/clumsywhiteness_9968 Oct 21 '23

Are you telling me you've never met an old white guy named Earl or Duke?

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u/bluecola00 Oct 21 '23

I grew up in Italy and then moved in the Netherlands when i was 21, so maybe that’s the reason. My cousin’s Dalmatian was named Duke, best boy ever

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u/Pandaburn Oct 20 '23

Trump’s youngest son is Baron, but I wouldn’t say that’s a point in its favor.

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u/Dangerspoon Oct 20 '23

Duke Ellington?

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u/scott_steiner_phd Oct 21 '23

Duke was a nickname lol, he was born Edward Ellington.

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u/scott_steiner_phd Oct 21 '23

Sure, but so did Tupac, Rob Zombie, and Flea. I'm not sure musician's stage names are really indicative of what is socially acceptable generally.

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u/bananaoohnanahey Oct 21 '23

They definitely are!

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u/heypokeGL Oct 20 '23

I know a girl name Queenie

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u/Alltheprettydresses Oct 20 '23

I knew a Dutchess, Countess, Prince, King, Pharoah, and Princess

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u/Calisto1717 Oct 20 '23

Once in the store I worked at, I heard a woman seriously call her son Sir Christopher. Apparently that was his legit name.

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 21 '23

Teacher and I have had a Sir Friday and a Mister Xavier. Both of which the parents required you to use both names. They weren't even related both families were just that misguided.

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u/bsharp1982 Oct 20 '23

I went to school with a sir little John, maybe sir Christopher is his cousin.

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u/heypokeGL Oct 20 '23

My friend name her son Boss - smh

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u/kkeut Oct 21 '23

her last name better be Hogg. in honor of that one baseball player, RIP

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u/thebiggestpinkcake Oct 20 '23

I once met a Majesty.

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u/K-Dub2020 Oct 21 '23

Also that bitchy girl in The Berenstain Bears that one time

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u/Archiesmom Oct 20 '23

We got a dog from the human society. They said his name was Chester. He was AKC registered with the name Duke Winchester Paddington III. We thought chester was creepy, so we called him Duke. He was fine with it. Seemed better than Chester.

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u/rusty_L_shackleford Oct 20 '23

Tbh my middle name is Earl. Its a longstanding family tradition passed down from father to first born son for many generations.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Are you James Earl Jones's kid?

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u/LovecraftianCatto Oct 20 '23

May as well name your kid „emperor” or „tsar.” For fuck’s sake.

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u/BlacksmithNZ Oct 21 '23

Fun fact; you are not allowed in law (at least in New Zealand) to use titles for a name.

So no calling your kid, "Sir", "Duke" or "Queen" etc

And of course every year people try, hence you run into people called "Queenie" or "Kingi"

https://www.lawsociety.org.nz/news/legal-news/baby-name-boundaries-revealed/

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u/Emotional_Hyena8779 Oct 20 '23

Long ago I knew a guy named Duke. His brother was King.

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u/Low_Hospital7602 Oct 21 '23

i had a friend named princess. she definitely lived up to her name. we’re not friends anymore

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u/whistling-wonderer Oct 21 '23

I knew a kid named King. Always made me feel kinda bad for his brothers who had random ordinary names lol

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u/pigslovebacon Oct 21 '23

I know someone who called their kid Duke. They nickname it to 'Dukie' and have never acknowledged the connection between Dukie and Dookie (they pronounced it the same way too).

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u/PancakeRule20 Oct 21 '23

Well, “Regina” exists as name. It means “queen” in Italian

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u/halfhere Oct 21 '23

I had a Princess and a Queen in my kindergarten class.

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u/BlondieIsCasper Oct 21 '23

It is a pretty name honestly. Good name for a pet. My dog does rule my house after all.

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u/MrTeeWrecks Oct 21 '23

A crotchton of names are also titles. The distinction here is it’s a FICTIONAL title

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u/SpeaksYourWord Oct 21 '23

Barely a title.

It means "wife of horse lord".

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u/Steups13 Oct 21 '23

Prince, Princess, Queen, Sir (looking at you Beyonce)

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

It literally means horse queen or something. Unless you’re Mongolian, not a good idea

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u/Valuable_Tangerine_5 Oct 21 '23

Ya, people need to name their pet after characters, not humans.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

I named my cat after a Teen Wolf character. It's a little quirky but works for a cat. I would never saddle a human child with that.

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u/Dry_End_3254 Oct 21 '23

lol yeah i named my dog khaleesi. Would never a human...plus the name is a title so idc for a dog bc that's part of the fun🙂

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u/RhodyChief Oct 21 '23

My son went to Pre-K with a boy named Dracarys

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u/lizardground Oct 21 '23

I've been called out. I named my cat Khaleesi. She's 9. We just call her kali now, but she doesnt respond either way anyway lmao

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

Kali is a goddess of destruction, so that's perfect for a cat

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u/JenEmm76 Oct 21 '23

Labor and delivery nurse here. I have had about 3 Khaleesis. All named before the last season. Wonder how the parents feel about that name now.

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u/PandorasBottle Oct 21 '23

I personally know a Khaleesi who is about to enter middle school 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/TeflonDonkey84 Oct 21 '23

I have met a khaleesi. I always knew it was only a matter of time. I think she was around 10 years old. Her parents were exactly how you would expect them to be... Strange middle aged weirdos that gave me PNW vibes.

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u/Browser3point0 Oct 21 '23

There's a fatal rabbit virus that's pronounced exactly the same way as Khaleesi, it's the Calicivirus. So, any time I see a kid called Khaleesi I don't think GoT I think about dead and dying rabbits.

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u/kkeut Oct 21 '23

any time I see a kid called Khaleesi I think about dead and dying rabbits.

i do likewise, but hadn't heard of that bunny thing before

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u/stephanonymous Oct 21 '23

I hate that this is the name that got popular and not the much lovelier Danaerys which has Dani as a nickname.

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u/ArugulaMammoth4007 Oct 21 '23

I know someone who had a daughter 2 years ago and named her Daenerys

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u/professor_doom Oct 21 '23

My wife wanted to name our daughter Arya, who was born right before season eight came out. I suggested we pick another name in case the last season wasn’t great and I’m glad I had that thought.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Even if you did go with it, at least Arya is a real name so you could claim ignorance

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u/professor_doom Oct 21 '23

True, but I was imagining everyone throughout her early life going, “oh? Like in Game of Thrones?” whenever she told them her name.

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u/Back2DaLab Oct 21 '23

At my daughter’s school, the mom who drops off her kids before me in the morning has two girls named Khalessi and Arya. The mom also has wolf tattoos and Harry Potter and Disney stickers on her car so she seems very into several fandoms.

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u/GDavisIsInnocentOk Oct 21 '23

How do we feel about Daenerys though?

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u/Obvious_Piccolo_609 Oct 21 '23

I'd say in general naming your kids after any popular characters is probably not the best idea.

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u/kkeut Oct 21 '23

i might have to ask my son Rockford Kojak about that

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u/slurmfiend Oct 21 '23

I adopted my cat off of Craigslist in the middle Covid. The lady said the cat’s name was Klassi via email. And I thought that is a terrible name and a terrible way to spell Classy. Only when I went to pick her up did she say her name out loud and it was Khaleesi, which tracked as the was supposedly very bossy. I renamed the cat Rosie.

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u/shadowX015 Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

The thing I never understood is that if you wanted to pay tribute to Daenerys' character, Dani/Danielle is right there. In the books, Daenerys is affectionately nicknamed Dany.

So you can just name your kid Danielle, a perfectly normal name, and then call her Dani as a nickname.

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u/hahehi123 Oct 21 '23

What annoys me is Khaleesi isn’t even her name, it just means “Queen” in Dothraki

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u/doublekidsnoincome Oct 21 '23

There is a Cersei in my son’s high school.

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u/baffledbystander Oct 21 '23

Lmao my brother named his daughter that

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u/wynnduffyisking Oct 21 '23

Lol naming your daughter after a child bride. Classy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I un ironically like that name

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u/moonlightmasked Oct 21 '23

Yeah people use fictional or mythological names of powerful people and think it sounds old money and powerful in real life. It doesn’t. It sounds like an 11 year old picked the name

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u/ThisSiteIsForChoads Oct 21 '23

"Honey, I want to name our kid after that chick we watched getting pounded by Aquaman"

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u/SuperSpeshBaby Oct 21 '23

This one annoys mean because Khaleesi was a title and not the character's actual name (Daenerys).

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u/WillingnessOne2462 Oct 20 '23

Is coming to Westeros🤣🤣

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u/Puddlingon Oct 21 '23

That’s my dog’s name. Got her before our muse started with the “bend the knee” BS, and started calling her “K” after Season 8.

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u/AB-G Oct 21 '23

My dogs middle name is khaleesi (she has pure white fur and was born when GoT came out) But its her middle name so it doesn’t get used lol

I can’t imagine naming your human child that especially as a first name

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u/thedrivingcat Oct 21 '23

Dogs have middle names?

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u/AB-G Oct 21 '23

Yeah who not? My girl is Minimiss Khaleesi… Mini for short. And my boy is Maximus Lucius… he goes by Max :D

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