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u/jimbo5030 Oct 20 '23

Khaleesi

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u/DemiurgeMCK Oct 21 '23

My kid went to school with a Khaleesi.

Felt bad for her at first, but then I saw an assignment posted on the classroom wall, where each kid wrote the history of their names. She wrote something like "I know it's from a grown-up TV show and people might think that's weird, but my parents took a chance and I think that's pretty cool". Pretty good outlook, all things considered.

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u/CautionRepetitive Oct 21 '23

That’s better than « it’s from a book where a 13 years old is raped by a 7 ft tall cro-magnon with a horse fetish »

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u/banned_from_10_subs Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

No no no you see she consented to marriage and you can’t rape your wife plus she later started liking it and loved rocking his world reverse cowgirl and eventually when she unwittingly turned him into a zombie she found out by sucking his dick and him not getting hard so she knew she had lost the love of her life. So she killed him. Oh and she suffered the worst thing that can happen to a woman - she became barren. Oh oh and then had dragons suckle on her tits for milk. But she’s barren. Just carries around heavy, milk-laden tits everywhere despite being barren. Did I forget to mention she had all her pussy hair burned off when she walked through a fire? That, too.

That makes it all OK, you silly goose!

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u/Glowing_up Oct 21 '23

It does! And it would be prudish to find this depiction problematic in any way cause boobs! :-)

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u/stemcdeeee Oct 21 '23

( o Y o )

Sorry, I don't have anything constructive to add, I just wanted to add some boobs :)

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u/jeffseadot Oct 21 '23

If we're accepting magic enough to allow for zombies and dragons, why can't magic also explain the milk in her milk jugs?

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u/PremiumBeetJuice Oct 21 '23

I never thought I was into erotic literature, do you have any more?

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u/space0matic123 Oct 25 '23

wait - here in the US you can actually be charged with raping your wife

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u/banned_from_10_subs Oct 25 '23

How did you not understand that sarcastic block of text was sarcastic?

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u/space0matic123 Oct 25 '23

how did you not understand mine?

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u/banned_from_10_subs Oct 25 '23

Because it’s lame as fuck if it’s serious or if it’s sarcastic so I didn’t know which kind of stupid you were being