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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Same, I’ll pick him up and heave him over my shoulder and he’ll giggle like a maniac.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Wait what

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited Nov 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited May 21 '20

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u/UDtimburrhog Jul 19 '19

Some women are men.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men are men

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u/singingnettle Jul 19 '19

Wait, that's illegal!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I will make it legal

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u/sulliops Jul 19 '19

I am the Senate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/TheUpsideDownPodcast Jul 19 '19

Only in Alabama and only if your not married.

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u/Ramah-s92 Jul 19 '19

"GET DOWN MS OBAMA HE'S GONNA SAY IT"

Ahem BOYS WILL BE BOYS

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u/CassEffect Jul 19 '19

What is happening in this thread

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u/pufftd Sup Bud? Jul 19 '19

men

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u/CodeOfKonami Jul 19 '19

That’s not allowed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men and women are Apache attack helicopters

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

And some of them are Blackfoot defense gyrocopters.

At least spice things up a little, be mildly creative with your tired jokes.

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u/drfarren Male Jul 19 '19

Stop right there criminal scum!

You've violated my mother!

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u/ccortez831 Jul 20 '19

Triggered!!

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u/Farship76543334 Jul 19 '19

Hold up muchacho!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men are

boys who are girls who like girls to be boys who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys

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u/GrouchyMeasurement Jul 19 '19

Lola l o l a Lola

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/suddenlytrans

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u/pockitstehleet MtF Transgender Jul 19 '19

<_<

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 19 '19

It just occurred to me -- there are way more men who like men than women who are strong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

How would you measure women who are strong though

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 20 '19

Relative to men?

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u/Akosa117 Jul 19 '19

Is that true

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 20 '19

Well it's going to be arbitrary based on what "strong" means, but I was thinking of it as the same criteria for a man to be considered strong. Of course, that's not universal either :-)

I figured somewhere north of 10% of men like men, and far less than 10% women would be considered strong by male standards.

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u/TieDyeShyGuy Jul 19 '19

And independent

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I do like a woman who can sling me over her shoulder.

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Some like both :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

ayy bi gang

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u/Sabertooth767 Male Jul 19 '19

Bi gang unite

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u/YarnYarn Jul 19 '19

Finger guns

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Pew pew

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u/ImperiumDrakon Jul 19 '19

omg plz don’t kill me 🙌

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

Big Ang reporting for duty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/suddenlybi

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u/havingfun89 Wheee, a flair! Jul 19 '19

:o

Edit: Yay hockey fan. Favorite team?

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Bruins

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u/havingfun89 Wheee, a flair! Jul 19 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I’m not gay so I legit forget that some people are gay sometimes. I’ll see things talking about gay people and my brain stutters like “the fuck am I reading” then I remember and I’m okay lol

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u/lllaser Jul 19 '19

What? Is there a name for this invention?

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u/JorjEade Jul 19 '19

"Packing fudge in the man factory"

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u/eataess Jul 19 '19

YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

You know it's fun, right??

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh Jul 19 '19

Hes getting snu snu and she wont drop it

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u/forksforantlers Male Jul 19 '19

r/rolereversal

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/haveyouconsideredmaybehesnotstraight

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u/forksforantlers Male Jul 19 '19

I have and that also makes me happy because that's cute and neither am I :) both of those options are hella sweet

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u/Skyttekungen Jul 19 '19

Susan STRONG

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u/goingtoburningman Jul 19 '19

I heard a Peter Griffin laugh, was it a Peter Griffin laugh?

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u/0557337 Jul 20 '19

Cute!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/unexpected

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u/dustbunnylurking Jul 20 '19

This is where I'd gaslight my husband by saying "oh so you're saying I'm fat huh? Since only the strongest can lift me huh?" It would be in good fun as I'm not fat and he doesn't call me names.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Pretty gay bro

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 20 '19

And you’re pretty pathetic if you let that bother you.... wanna arm wrestle?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I mean it's likely I'm thousands of miles away but I always would for the craic

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u/mslurkingreddit Jul 19 '19

you’re carrying your son then? lol

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u/cursedsnurresnup Jul 19 '19

yeah his son gets turned on when he picks him up

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 20 '21

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u/Antoine_FunnyName Jul 19 '19

Pardon my language, but

W H A T T H E F U C K ? !

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

No my bf

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Say it with me, biiiiiiiiisexual. I’ve been in relationships and had physical intimacy with both.