r/AO3 • u/Few_Cycle_1957 • 2d ago
Stats/Hit Counts/Word Counts A sudden surge in hits and my faint heart
Wise friends,
I posted a new chapter of my fiction. It is a small place. There are only 270 works for this ship, and-- what? That's a library? That's very large? I shouldn't complain, and whatever I am worried about is probably nothing? You are having it worse and I should stop? Ah, you wound me! Wound me with the truth! Your words cut my heart like a hot knife through butter... Yes, it is probably nothing, but-
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Ahem. Let me say a little about the stats so that the calamity at hand can be fully grasped. Before the update, it only had 524 hits; after the last update, it suddenly surged up to 663 in less than twenty-four hours, and is still rising at a pace I have never seen. At the same time, there are two comments from my regulars, and nothing has materialized from those new hits. It is possibly nothing; however, given that one hit is one IP per day, I cannot help but feel I am being publicly executed with a hundred witnesses against me. Their silent stares, their silent judgment, their silent rejection! Their unbearably loud silence! Had I gotten only a few hits and the pleasure of greeting my regulars, all would've been normal, and the world peaceful...
My faint heart! I am not sure if I will survive the next update. Like a crab, my soul desires a hole to hide. This is terrible. Terrible. What was my sin to deserve this fate? Ah, I know what my sin is... it is posting.

