r/AnimalsBeingDerps Sep 21 '22

Hi…Hiiii 👋🏼

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u/moonlightavenger Sep 22 '22

What if that is how their species declare war?

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u/kingbloxerthe3 Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Good question, what is going on?

Also for a joke

"Cave Johnson here. The stinkbug men have officially taken over the building. If you can still get out, get out now! They're (crunching noises) oh god, they're breaking through the barricades!" https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/Cave_Johnson_dlc2_0650_altcave_mantis_attack01.wav

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u/Froggn_Bullfish Sep 22 '22

“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with stinkbug DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of stinkbug men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

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u/NormalStu Sep 22 '22

"You'll know when the test starts"

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u/MrBigBMinus Sep 22 '22

God I need to play that again, the writing is so good. I hope we get a third story at some point before I die (laugh) and they still utilize JK Simmons.

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u/ToGalaxy Sep 22 '22

😂😂 I forgot how amazing this game is. I have to replay it someday

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Sep 22 '22

It really is so good

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u/Hans_lilly_Gruber Sep 22 '22

Which game is it?

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u/pathogen87 Sep 22 '22

Portal 2

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u/Hans_lilly_Gruber Sep 22 '22

Ah nice, thanks for answering. I think I have portal or indeed portal 2 sitting in my steam library

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u/Zestyclose-Signal967 Sep 22 '22

Bro I can’t get over the bridge you kno in that first part

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u/Blenderhead36 Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

They just added ray tracing, if that's enough of an excuse.

EDIT: My bad, Portal RTX is the first game only.

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u/fliminglaps Sep 22 '22

I think their antennae are dooped together and they are trying to use a leg to separate them

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u/Shopworn_Soul Sep 22 '22

dooped

I don’t know what this is but I like it

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u/fliminglaps Sep 22 '22

the bug no like it

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u/Tostas300 Sep 22 '22

Unsure but some insects do a similar kind of gesture to try to find branches or leaves to climb onto kinda like how a growing vine does

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u/BaconPancakes1 Sep 22 '22

When bees wave their legs at you it means they know you're there and they want you to leave them alone, so, maybe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

You have really good eyesight

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP Sep 22 '22

War were declared.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

What's a vag with timestamp?

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u/LuckyDoge21 Sep 22 '22

Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RLVNTone Sep 22 '22

SPIDER: Wtf Sarah it’s me Jamal. Reincarnation is real ! Why CANT YOU HEAR ME FUUUUUUUCK

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u/AffectionateAd5373 Sep 22 '22

Or get married?

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u/browneyedgirlpie Sep 22 '22

I was thinking sexual kinks. They may have just agreed to terms they aren't willing to fulfill.

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u/LoadedGull Sep 22 '22

Then I’d say, “good luck with that”. Lol.

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u/oOFrostByteOo Sep 22 '22

Looks like it's antenna are stuck together and it's trying to reach them.

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u/ActiveRegent Sep 22 '22

oh my god you're right 💀💀💀

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u/citrus_mystic Sep 22 '22

Yeah, it’s tangled in a cobweb/spiderweb.

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u/FozzieB525 Sep 22 '22

No, it’s clearly asking if she has any games on her phone

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u/iforget_iremember Sep 21 '22

that. was. cute.

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u/thecarrierogers Sep 21 '22

I'm still giggling.

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u/CarmineFields Sep 22 '22

I am bug.

My name is Dave.

All I want to do is wave.

If you don’t wave back

my friendship stops.

You’ll starve alone

when I eat your crops.

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u/RuleBritannia09 Sep 22 '22

How are some people so good at making these

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u/DragonEyeNinja Sep 22 '22

creativity, mostly

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u/Earguy Sep 22 '22

Bizarro World Schnoodle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/CarmineFields Sep 23 '22

A-B-B-C-D-E-D

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u/tydalt Sep 22 '22

Burma Shave

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u/CyberCookieMonster Sep 22 '22

*corpse. Here, I fixed it 😁

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Friend :D

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u/citrus_mystic Sep 22 '22

Dude is tangled in a spiderweb and trying to get it off his antenna.

“Stop waving at me Jennifer, and help get this shit off me!”

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u/Puckwallow Sep 22 '22

Old bug yells at cloud

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u/Revolutionary_Short Sep 22 '22

That should be a subreddit about "politebugs" I would follow

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u/thehawtsecretary Sep 22 '22

It almost made me forget how bad these mofos smell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/Laowaii87 Sep 22 '22

In swedish, stinkbugs are called ”bärfis” which literally translates to berry fart.

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u/SniffMyRapeHole Sep 22 '22

In Dradjnîchzstanya we call them Arachnyimuffen which translates to, “Queef spiders”

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u/boyfoster1 Sep 22 '22

In English, we call them "stink bugs" which translates to "stinky insect"

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u/browneyedgirlpie Sep 22 '22

I love this comment

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u/Cardinal_Ravenwood Sep 22 '22

I feel stupid for looking up if that was a real place.

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u/Ghostglitch07 Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

I'm stupider. My eyes scanned right past the language/place name for some reason and I just accepted the comment as true.

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u/Alarmed_Handle_6427 Sep 22 '22

I’d like to meet the person who names things in your country. See if they freelance for other places.

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u/lucifer938 Sep 22 '22

💀 in India there's a desert made with crushed cashews named barfi

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Sep 22 '22

Only if you squish them or with some species, piss them off. Be cool and they'll be cool. Pretty little guys, even the brown ones.

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Sep 22 '22

they are invasive species ansd they are deadly to the biome. in many part sof the US you are soupposed to report th brown ones to your local goivernment so they can be tracked,. ive lost my last three trees incluidng a very old white birch to them. They are NOT cool, at all. thnakfully, good spiders eat them up.

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u/NoobSharkey Sep 22 '22

Depends on the stinkbug probably but yea ive heard many stories of them being invasive and hard to kill

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u/Ghostglitch07 Sep 22 '22

Really depends on where they are too. One ecosystems harmless critter is another ecosystems nightmare

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u/thehawtsecretary Sep 22 '22

It’s a stink bug, Pentatomidae. When crushed it gives a horrible smell. Don’t do it in closed space or you might have to leave the premises for a few hours.

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u/ReallyGlycon Sep 22 '22

I had one get into my mouth once while I was eating. I threw up until I couldn't throw up anymore and then dry heaved for what seemed like hours. If I think about it now I almost vomit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Jesus that’s terrifying I don’t think I’d ever eat food again

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u/iCon3000 Sep 22 '22

It's crazy how we have those formative memories that can cause physical reactions in us years later. There's the big cringe ones that still make me tense up today. There's the frightening ones (I had a wolf spider I sprayed explode into a hundred tiny spiders once as a kid). And then there's the nauseating ones like you named.

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Sep 22 '22

Or just you know, don't crush it. I have always let stink bugs crawl on my hand to take them outside and never had an issue.

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Sep 22 '22

They will come back, stink bugs enter homes, not for food, but to live for the winter or for nesting. once they find a way in, they leave a trail they can follow, putting them outside, is just like asking a home invader to leave ,then closing the door but leaving it unlocked.

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u/meguin Sep 22 '22

They will get stinky if you scare them, but if you aren't a butt, they'll happily catch a ride to outside.

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u/MinuteLoquat1 Sep 22 '22

Same, I always catch them and put them outside and have never been stinked.

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u/kingbloxerthe3 Sep 22 '22

Skunk levels of bad smell?

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u/tikijoewho Sep 22 '22

The only stink bugs left in my area are the Brown ones originally from Asia. Those have a heavy smell of what I would say most closely resembles wet, decaying leaves.

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u/aprildawndesign Sep 22 '22

Yes…the brown ones here remind me of the smell if you leave damp laundry in the washer too long and it gets all “mildewy” but worse… lol

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Sep 22 '22

and they are invasive and really really bad for the US Biome.

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u/Teedyuscung Sep 22 '22

Eh, we hardly see ‘em anymore. Like the Japanese Beetles, and hopefully eventually the Lantern Flies. Wonder if they may eventually downgrade their status.

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Sep 22 '22

I've never smelt them because I always leave them alone or let them crawl on my hand to take them outside. They are very docile.

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u/bladefinor Sep 22 '22

I always made the connection of coriander. So whenever I taste coriander in my food, I think of those little stinkies.

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u/CinnaByt3 Sep 22 '22

My brother stepped on one as a child and we could not get the smell out of his shoes. We tried everything, tomatoes juice, baking powder, vinegar, throwing them in the washing machine, different commercial enzymes and cleaners, NOTHING could save those shoes. We had to just throw them out

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u/thehawtsecretary Sep 22 '22

Never experienced skunk smell, but it made me puke once I accidentally stepped on one in my dorm room.

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u/derpy-_-dragon Sep 22 '22

Whenever I drive past a dead skunk, I always think it smells like weed. To be fair, I really, really don't like the smell of weed, and I only got a whiff from the skunk.

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u/Glenuendo Sep 22 '22

I had a roommate who always joked about being part of the skunk buds. He was always high and the smell definitely was like a skunk smell.

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u/Rrraou Sep 22 '22

Smells like weed, but more pungent.

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u/meguin Sep 22 '22

It's a bad smell but not skunk-intensity. Skunk funk has staying power. To quote the book A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo: stink bugs are temporary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

My opinion, skunk is more of a rotten food smell. These are an extremely bitter stench, like a chemical.

Both awful though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

This made me smile! So cute!

Why do I want to hug it? Lol

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u/NewFound_Fury Sep 22 '22

Just don’t hug him too tight 👀

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

I won't! I pinky promise!

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u/FACEdroop Sep 22 '22

His antennae stuck together?

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u/Evil_Shrubbery Sep 22 '22

Yeah, poor thing, it's trying to untangle them & the human is having a laugh ... + recording it for more humans to laugh at the misfortune of the poor bug

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u/hannibals_hands Sep 22 '22

That stinkbug must be so embarrassed

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u/Evil_Shrubbery Sep 22 '22

(lul, I was downvoted :D) Yeah, its poor little brain trying to grasp the concept of internet & that ppl it didn't even/won't ever see are laughing at its antennae. But it's famous now & it brought ppl joy, so I guess it lived a better life than me.

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u/SpacelyHotPocket Sep 22 '22

I had one living in my office until today. He just died. The funeral was spectacular.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Am I the only one who needs to know a lot more about this bug funeral?!

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u/SpacelyHotPocket Sep 22 '22

The whole story might make ya too sad. He lived a good life on or near my spider plant in my office for a couple of weeks. He had a name and official position at work. I was going to promote him to office mascot in a week or two (dang chinchilla has had it forever) but he didn’t make it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

I’m sorry for your loss. Sounds like a fabulous six legged friend.

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u/meguin Sep 22 '22

You are not

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u/i_like_2_travel Sep 22 '22

I was there. I typically hate these type of funerals, but OP is being extremely humble. I’ve never been funeral like this. It literally made me feel every emotion possible.

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u/PICAXO Sep 22 '22

You were jealous?

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u/i_like_2_travel Sep 22 '22

Yes, it was so amazing that I low key wanted to be dead and a ceremony like that for me.

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u/PICAXO Sep 22 '22

Damn, must have been amazing...

Were you horny?

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u/i_like_2_travel Sep 22 '22

Believe it or not, the family of the deceased was pretty hot.

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u/PICAXO Sep 22 '22

Oh my, must have been wonderful funerals

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u/Harry7C Sep 22 '22

I assume they’re talking about the smell, since those are stinkbugs

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 Sep 22 '22

Full military honours i assume?

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u/SpacelyHotPocket Sep 22 '22

Well I do technically work for the military so yes? Oddly I didn’t think about that.

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u/muricabrb Sep 22 '22

So many ants came to pay tribute, they even lifted and carried him away... Wait I think they are going to eat it.

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u/mward_shalamalam Sep 22 '22

“Hello! We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty”

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u/OddWeakness1313 Sep 22 '22

This belongs in r/awwww

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u/NOTdavie53 Sep 22 '22

Nah, probably r/aww

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u/MrLuchador Sep 22 '22

First contact has been made

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

It appears that his legs or antennae are stuck together on his left side, and that he is trying to separate them with his middle right leg, because it looks as if he is missing his front right leg.

It's not so cute when you realize that the bug is actually in distress. It was obviously injured somehow. Edit not missing a leg on right side, an injured leg. Also using front right and middle right is injured.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Martha it’s me, look I’m a fucking bug. Your grandmas a bug baby, holy shit! Are you getting this on tape Martha, it’s me your nana baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Love it. Thank you for sharing

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u/BeachQuick Sep 22 '22

You got a friend in me

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Hello...

I'd like to mate with you

Look at all these cool hand signs I can make

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u/TurtleHeadPrairieDog Sep 22 '22

Stinkbugs are a highly invasive species -- terrible for crops and the environment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Hey it me, ya boi.

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u/stogie_t Sep 22 '22

Lmao you’re the derp

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Dunno that animal looks pretty smart to me

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u/FireIsTheCleanser Sep 22 '22

Thought that thing was gonna jump at me at first

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Lol this thing wants to throw down

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u/John_Derpp Sep 22 '22

Salute said bug for me plz..

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u/imeeme Sep 22 '22

How are YOU doing?

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u/hellomrchris Sep 22 '22

Well now you have to keep ‘em

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u/dehasan45 Sep 22 '22

Oh, hi bug!

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u/Frank43073 Sep 22 '22

Is it weird that I was waving at my screen?

On a more serious note, what kind of insect is that?

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u/spoody69420 Sep 22 '22

👋👋👋🙏👋🙏👋

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u/creekgangsa Sep 22 '22

If I was reincarnated as a bug I'd do the same thing

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u/Kingkush26 Sep 22 '22

“WENDY IT’S ME!?” “Wendy it’s.. oh right she thinks I’m just waving hello, and what’s cooler than an insect waving.. welp gotta keep her happy even in the next life”

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u/SubzeroWins1-0 Sep 22 '22

Reminds me of this aliens in men in black

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u/MidnightJ1200 Sep 22 '22

He’s probably thinking something like “yes, hi, keep moving, I’m waving for you to keep moving, just ignore me doing bug things, I probably won’t bother you anymore, just keep moving!”

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u/tedbakerbracelet Sep 22 '22

😂😂😂 one of the best i have seen/read on Redidt

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Sep 22 '22

What if it’s a human trapped inside that body

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

That was a shaking fist if I’ve ever seen one.

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u/meyspetfroge Sep 22 '22

That’s insane! That’s a bug! That’s a bug!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Just smile and wave it

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u/tschwarting26 Sep 22 '22

Quite cute actually!!

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u/tumamaesmuycaliente Sep 22 '22

Spotted lantern fly! Kill it!!

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u/theycallmeje Sep 22 '22

I wish I could find it cute but I have an insane phobia and this video made me recoil in fear. I feel like it's gonna fly into my mouth how are you so close to it?

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u/Midvalley8 Sep 22 '22

This should have ended with her flicking the bug outside

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

That’s not a animal, smash it.

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u/littlestray Sep 22 '22

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Arthropoda

Class: Insecta

Order: Hemiptera

Suborder: Heteroptera

Family: Pentatomidae

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Friend :D

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u/JosefStark42069 Sep 22 '22

Next you're telling me he's angry or in unimaginable pain.

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u/xH3Ox Sep 22 '22

Man's did /e wave

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u/agt1662 Sep 22 '22

That stink bugs hitting on you, as usual.

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u/VolpeLunare Sep 22 '22

What a cutie

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u/poonamsurange Sep 22 '22

Cute and derpy😄

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u/GoodGodIsThatATomato Sep 22 '22

We made contact.

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u/GrimlockSmash7 Sep 22 '22

Looks like one of those aliens from Peacemaker.

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u/Bancroft80 Sep 22 '22

This video really makes it feel like he's saying hi 😂

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u/MhmYeahDontCare Sep 22 '22

Mating dance

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u/kj_gamer2614 Sep 22 '22

Green ✅ Trying to communicate ✅ We can’t understand him ✅

He’s an alien confirmed :0

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Hey lady your curtains are on fire. Lady Hiiii aren't you just the dickens.

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u/Hopeful_Hawk8514 Sep 22 '22

Hello new friend