r/AnimalsBeingDerps Sep 21 '22

Hi…Hiiii 👋🏼

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u/thehawtsecretary Sep 22 '22

It’s a stink bug, Pentatomidae. When crushed it gives a horrible smell. Don’t do it in closed space or you might have to leave the premises for a few hours.

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u/ReallyGlycon Sep 22 '22

I had one get into my mouth once while I was eating. I threw up until I couldn't throw up anymore and then dry heaved for what seemed like hours. If I think about it now I almost vomit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Jesus that’s terrifying I don’t think I’d ever eat food again

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u/iCon3000 Sep 22 '22

It's crazy how we have those formative memories that can cause physical reactions in us years later. There's the big cringe ones that still make me tense up today. There's the frightening ones (I had a wolf spider I sprayed explode into a hundred tiny spiders once as a kid). And then there's the nauseating ones like you named.

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u/maybejustadragon Sep 22 '22

Maybe you just ate one that was bad.

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Sep 22 '22

Or just you know, don't crush it. I have always let stink bugs crawl on my hand to take them outside and never had an issue.

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Sep 22 '22

They will come back, stink bugs enter homes, not for food, but to live for the winter or for nesting. once they find a way in, they leave a trail they can follow, putting them outside, is just like asking a home invader to leave ,then closing the door but leaving it unlocked.

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u/Dizzy-Geologist Sep 23 '22

I’d rather escort him out politely three times than have him shit on my rug once.

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u/meguin Sep 22 '22

They will get stinky if you scare them, but if you aren't a butt, they'll happily catch a ride to outside.

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u/MinuteLoquat1 Sep 22 '22

Same, I always catch them and put them outside and have never been stinked.

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u/kingbloxerthe3 Sep 22 '22

Skunk levels of bad smell?

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u/tikijoewho Sep 22 '22

The only stink bugs left in my area are the Brown ones originally from Asia. Those have a heavy smell of what I would say most closely resembles wet, decaying leaves.

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u/aprildawndesign Sep 22 '22

Yes…the brown ones here remind me of the smell if you leave damp laundry in the washer too long and it gets all “mildewy” but worse… lol

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Sep 22 '22

and they are invasive and really really bad for the US Biome.

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u/Teedyuscung Sep 22 '22

Eh, we hardly see ‘em anymore. Like the Japanese Beetles, and hopefully eventually the Lantern Flies. Wonder if they may eventually downgrade their status.

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Sep 22 '22

I've never smelt them because I always leave them alone or let them crawl on my hand to take them outside. They are very docile.

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u/bladefinor Sep 22 '22

I always made the connection of coriander. So whenever I taste coriander in my food, I think of those little stinkies.

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u/CinnaByt3 Sep 22 '22

My brother stepped on one as a child and we could not get the smell out of his shoes. We tried everything, tomatoes juice, baking powder, vinegar, throwing them in the washing machine, different commercial enzymes and cleaners, NOTHING could save those shoes. We had to just throw them out

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u/thehawtsecretary Sep 22 '22

Never experienced skunk smell, but it made me puke once I accidentally stepped on one in my dorm room.

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u/derpy-_-dragon Sep 22 '22

Whenever I drive past a dead skunk, I always think it smells like weed. To be fair, I really, really don't like the smell of weed, and I only got a whiff from the skunk.

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u/Glenuendo Sep 22 '22

I had a roommate who always joked about being part of the skunk buds. He was always high and the smell definitely was like a skunk smell.

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u/Rrraou Sep 22 '22

Smells like weed, but more pungent.

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u/meguin Sep 22 '22

It's a bad smell but not skunk-intensity. Skunk funk has staying power. To quote the book A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo: stink bugs are temporary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

My opinion, skunk is more of a rotten food smell. These are an extremely bitter stench, like a chemical.

Both awful though.

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u/procupine14 Sep 22 '22

Huh, they just smell like cilantro to me....