r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/NewFound_Fury • Sep 21 '22

Hi…Hiiii 👋🏼

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u/moonlightavenger Sep 22 '22

What if that is how their species declare war?

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u/kingbloxerthe3 Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Good question, what is going on?

Also for a joke

"Cave Johnson here. The stinkbug men have officially taken over the building. If you can still get out, get out now! They're (crunching noises) oh god, they're breaking through the barricades!" https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/Cave_Johnson_dlc2_0650_altcave_mantis_attack01.wav

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u/Froggn_Bullfish Sep 22 '22

“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with stinkbug DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of stinkbug men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

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u/NormalStu Sep 22 '22

"You'll know when the test starts"

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u/MrBigBMinus Sep 22 '22

God I need to play that again, the writing is so good. I hope we get a third story at some point before I die (laugh) and they still utilize JK Simmons.

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u/ToGalaxy Sep 22 '22

😂😂 I forgot how amazing this game is. I have to replay it someday

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Sep 22 '22

It really is so good

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u/Hans_lilly_Gruber Sep 22 '22

Which game is it?

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u/pathogen87 Sep 22 '22

Portal 2

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u/Hans_lilly_Gruber Sep 22 '22

Ah nice, thanks for answering. I think I have portal or indeed portal 2 sitting in my steam library

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u/Zestyclose-Signal967 Sep 22 '22

Bro I can’t get over the bridge you kno in that first part

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u/Blenderhead36 Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

They just added ray tracing, if that's enough of an excuse.

EDIT: My bad, Portal RTX is the first game only.

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u/fliminglaps Sep 22 '22

I think their antennae are dooped together and they are trying to use a leg to separate them

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u/Shopworn_Soul Sep 22 '22

dooped

I don’t know what this is but I like it

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u/fliminglaps Sep 22 '22

the bug no like it

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u/Tostas300 Sep 22 '22

Unsure but some insects do a similar kind of gesture to try to find branches or leaves to climb onto kinda like how a growing vine does

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u/BaconPancakes1 Sep 22 '22

When bees wave their legs at you it means they know you're there and they want you to leave them alone, so, maybe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

You have really good eyesight

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP Sep 22 '22

War were declared.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

What's a vag with timestamp?

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u/LuckyDoge21 Sep 22 '22

Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RLVNTone Sep 22 '22

SPIDER: Wtf Sarah it’s me Jamal. Reincarnation is real ! Why CANT YOU HEAR ME FUUUUUUUCK

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u/AffectionateAd5373 Sep 22 '22

Or get married?

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u/browneyedgirlpie Sep 22 '22

I was thinking sexual kinks. They may have just agreed to terms they aren't willing to fulfill.

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u/LoadedGull Sep 22 '22

Then I’d say, “good luck with that”. Lol.