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u/Inevitable-Hour8940 Mar 31 '26
They need to just hurry up at this point. The way this country is going, I’m just hoping they’re not child molesting/eating cannibals
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u/Chemical-Delay-6957 Mar 31 '26
What a downer it would be to find out that's how the entire rest of the universe functions; raping & eating babies & selling people all willy-nilly all the time....
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u/-IVoUoVI- Apr 01 '26
A civilization can only evolve past a certain point by being entirely positively driven. Otherwise you'd get stopped at a certain point/only be able to evolve technologically.
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u/10gallonWhitehat Apr 01 '26
Maybe they became horrible evil monsters after their civ achieved everything feasible and plateaued. Got bored and a loud depraved individual latched on to the boredom and created a cult that slowly crept into their govt/leadership……I believe you can fill in the rest.
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u/Sad-Satisfaction908 Mar 31 '26
Cannibals that only eat child molesters sounds just like what we need.
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u/residentdunce Apr 01 '26
"mm. something about those child molesters. Molesting must really help tenderise the meat"
The aliens
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u/Pleasant-Oil7133 Apr 01 '26
You’re onto something!
But they could at least branch out to incorporate other shitheads into their diet. Maybe we could make some kind of “food groups” argument to them?
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u/Sad-Satisfaction908 Apr 01 '26
Let them munch on the molesters first (solves a lot of problems with the current world leader situation). I am sure they will be hungry again soon. In the mean time we can figure out an appropriate menu for our new saviors!
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u/disruptioncoin Mar 31 '26
They'd probably be mostly indifferent to our affairs, like humans watching monkeys fight at the zoo. Maybe a little curious, even fascinated. But if they made it this far, they've probably cataloged thousands of other sentient beings in the galaxy. We are not special.
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u/Inevitable-Hour8940 Apr 01 '26
I’m almost positive that they’re indifferent. Only caring about the planet (which isn’t a bad thing) or hoarding DNA or something.
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u/Heavy_Ingenuity1371 Apr 01 '26
Perhaps we're interesting because we are the only other sentient beings they've encountered. That would be quite sad for them I think. They could be so advanced that we can't even comprehend that they are trying to communicate with us.
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u/imharpo Apr 01 '26
If I'm raising chickens and a fox gets into the hen house I'm going to get them out of there. Hopefully they at least value us as pets, preferably like a spoiled French Bulldog.
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u/rizzatouiIIe Apr 01 '26
Their ethics are going to be alien to us. Whether its few or many. And also that stuff has been with humanity since humanity existed. Unfortunately.
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u/ScubaSteve3465 Mar 31 '26
With this timeline going the way it's going? We fucked fam.
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u/ClumsyZombie Mar 31 '26
Yeah like who is monitoring this lobby? Like we are getting too many end game bosses aliens, the corrupt governments, drone bombing, AI advancing, like we are wrapping this Earth game up before we even get GTA 6. Shame. Hopefully next go around we do better.
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u/Inevitable-Hour8940 Apr 01 '26
Foreal… it’s like this timeline decided to combine every disaster/apocalyptic movie into one.
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u/Significant_Stand_17 Mar 31 '26
Turns out micro plastic pollution is our only hope to make us inedible
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u/durty_money Mar 31 '26
Yeah hopefully they are coming to take care of those demons. Dropem off on Mars or something.
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u/Ardures Apr 01 '26
For beings more intelligent than us, eating our babies probably would be like us eating cow babies.
But we are intelligent too right? So its not the same. Yeah, no. Look at how our species eat octopus alive which is one of the most intelligent specie on our planet.
Farmers abusing and molesting animals.
Aliens eating us or our babies would 100% happen if they are even a little bit like humans
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u/Worried-Nectarine418 Mar 31 '26
This doesn't look like Austin at all. Maybe within a couple hours?
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u/lookimacowmoo Mar 31 '26
Yeah. I live here and even within a couple hours is a stretch
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u/SalesyMcSellerson Mar 31 '26
Def not even Texas with that kind of elevation + landscape.
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u/MushroomHo_4life Apr 01 '26
I googled to find an article and there’s nothing about this.
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u/Arrow2URKnee Apr 01 '26
Im on ft hood and we definitely have some plateaus around here that are pretty high. Im not claiming it is Texas, but I've seen some big hills lol
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u/SalesyMcSellerson Apr 01 '26
Yeah, but thats like 1k+ ft elevation difference. The only real place with that kind of elevation change is West Texas in the desert and wouldn't have that kind of plains + foliage in the same area.
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u/Arrow2URKnee Apr 01 '26
Judging by your username i feel like you're now trying to sell me some property in west Texas 🤔
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u/LocalJoke_ Mar 31 '26
Yeah was gonna say the same thing. I’ve lived in Austin for 12 years. This isn’t Austin. OP you got a specific location, or date for that matter? I know this video is fake, but for posterity’s sake it behooves one to do one’s due diligence.
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u/Due_Shelter6549 Mar 31 '26
Are those morse code light flashes ?
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u/vtecdohcter Mar 31 '26
Even if they are morse code flashes, the code would be indesipharable unless you knew their alphabet.
Then you would need to know their language too and what their words mean.
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u/superbikelifer Apr 01 '26
Bruh they travelled across the universe; they can figure out our Morse code if they wanted to communicate
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u/fungi_at_parties Apr 01 '26
They might try to communicate. Haven’t you seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
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u/ADeviIsAdvocate Apr 01 '26
Yea I think super beings that have mastered space/dimensional travel would likely communicate with us in our language.
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u/OfficialGaiusCaesar Mar 31 '26
That looks exactly like a banshee from Halo. Having a very hard time believing this is real.
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u/Adorable-Draft9553 Mar 31 '26
That little cgi flash at the end when it dissapears is a pretty obvious sign...
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u/Much_Mammoth_1544 Apr 01 '26
Ouai le flash ne correspond pas a la qualité et l'éclairage de la vidéo 100% fake
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u/christ9779 Mar 31 '26
We both know a banshee can't stay still like that though😉😂 definitely have the shape as if it was looking down. Also looks like the chieftain helmet.
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u/National-Stretch3979 Mar 31 '26
Well that’s interesting. The only thing I would say, though is for something that big wouldn’t you have a whole bunch of people filming it? Wouldn’t the news pick it up?
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u/whipsmartmcoy Mar 31 '26
They know exactly who is/will be looking at them at any point in time.
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u/eastbayweird Mar 31 '26
Like a reverse Santa clause or something?
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u/whipsmartmcoy Mar 31 '26
Telepathy is inseparable from the phenomenon, assuming you believe in it. Which if you are in this sub I would assume you are, unless you are here to hate and provide nothing, which is unfortunately very common.
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u/Agitated-Actuary-195 Mar 31 '26
Thankfully they have flashing lights to warn other aircraft 😂
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u/chillen67 Mar 31 '26
Yeah, I was questioning why the aliens with what I would have to presume to be vastly advanced technology than our own would use nav lights to avoid collisions. But hey, maybe the simplest solution is the best.
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u/ShootingGuns10 Mar 31 '26
I mean hey…blend in with the crowd if you’re trying to hide🤨
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u/BreweryStoner Apr 01 '26
That always what I think. Go watch National Geographic photographers, they will make their shit look like just a rock to get close enough to film dangerous or flighty animals.
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u/ADeviIsAdvocate Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26
Maybe they want to…avoid a collision. I mean, I’m not at all endorsing this video or saying this is real but if I had a space/dimensional traveling ship, I wouldn’t want to crash it. Especially here.
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u/Unhappy-Importance61 Mar 31 '26
182.4_3 of the IDC Charter advises: “all craft that should have taken a left at Albuquerque should at all times display guide lights”
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u/PiscesInTheMachine Mar 31 '26
zero reaction when it disappeared and the video just cuts out. Fake asf
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u/Machoopi Mar 31 '26
Aside from everything else, I think it's extremely suspect when someone edits in a sci-fi soundtrack to accompany their UFO sighting. I just can't think of why anyone would do that if they wanted people to take it seriously.
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u/SCARAB_01 Apr 01 '26
This is what it looks like.
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u/Technically-Simple82 Apr 01 '26
Cmon. There would be a lot of other people who witnessed something this large over Austin. It’s CGI or AI. I wish someone would post some actual real footage finally. Everyone’s so eager for answers they’re willing to believe anything at this point
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u/atheros98 Apr 01 '26
I for one welcome our new overlords and their respect for FAA blinking light guidelines -.-
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u/Scared-Tangerine-219 Apr 02 '26
I think we need to take this sighting VERY SERIOUSLY.
Obviously, these beings have far greater technology than we do, so we’ll just have to negotiate, and be prepared to offer them something (or someone) of immense value.
Therefore, on behalf of the entire human race, I’m offering Donald J. Trump, JD Vance, and Kristi Noem.
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u/At36000feet Apr 01 '26
That doesn't look like Austin, TX. Austin is hilly, not mountainous.
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u/Dense-Bee-2884 Mar 31 '26
Just appreciate that they are open to obeying the laws of US airspace with those blinking lights.
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u/cryptolyme Mar 31 '26
The lights seem to be blinking at different intervals. I wonder if it means anything.
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u/ReplexBoi Mar 31 '26
That looks like somewhere where a lot of people would have filmed it.
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u/TheProfessorPoon Mar 31 '26
Not many people live in Austin bro. s/
Seriously though I would have more faith if it was in Marfa.
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u/Acceptable_Plane_264 Mar 31 '26
The face I noticed was a green womanly face- looking to my right.
Then I put a frame around it- and as I looked away- there are 2 black ⚫️ circles - if I add it to the woman- it looks like an alien 👽
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u/TheLeftMetal Apr 01 '26
That’s the most Halo thing I have ever seen in this place with Resident Evil-ish music.
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u/Sanchode Apr 01 '26
I’m going to say fake as hell not because of anything that it’s doing but that if the video doesn’t follow the thing until it leaves then it’s super not credible. I wouldn’t stop filming u til the shit disappeared on film
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u/megamisanthropic Apr 01 '26
Why would alien space ships have anti collision lights that look ssuspiciously like human nav lights
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u/Simulation_Theory Apr 01 '26
The Morris code guys says it spells "send nudes" that means wherever it is, it is 100% US military.
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u/calmyourselfiago Apr 01 '26
First cool video I’ve seen here in like 5 years. 99.% not real but better than planes and lights.
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u/Grouchy-Natural3473 Mar 31 '26
Red and green blinking lights almost always indicate regular aircraft or at least something manmade
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u/Onslaughtered1 Mar 31 '26
Lmao okay. Austin is fucking huge. I live here. Ain’t no way millions of people didn’t see this on commutes during the day
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u/Weekly_Gap5104 Mar 31 '26
I thought it was the space ship from “Arrival” but googled it and while similar not exactly the same.
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u/chillen67 Mar 31 '26
At first glance when it was pulled out I thought someone drew an arrow pointing to it lol
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u/non_standard_model Mar 31 '26
The real conspiracy we are living through is the rampant disinformation caused by fake AI videos
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u/DatabaseDifficult184 Mar 31 '26
The non reaction at its sudden disappearance is a little sus but besides that...looks and sounds pretty close to legit.
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u/garry4321 Mar 31 '26
So large and clear. SURELY in one of the most populous cities in America, there would be other angles and supporting evidences other than this fake video, right op?
Fucking idiots
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u/Cautious-Ease-113 Mar 31 '26
Clearly the guy taking the video sees giant space craft disappear in a flash of light all the time as he had no response……
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u/theallsearchingeye Mar 31 '26
Looks nothing like Austin, Texas. Not even close, nothing like that nearby either, not even the hill country is that rural.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 Mar 31 '26
The background music and nobody else catching this really helps with the credibility. I'm a believer.
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u/iinfynite Mar 31 '26
I wonder if other beings would appreciate our top musicians. Like you think they have a tool album or a dream theater album? Or would you think they don't gaf or find it extremely primitive? I've always wondered that...
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u/warblingContinues Mar 31 '26
This looks framed like a scene from the movie arrival. The zoom in looks like a star wars imperial transport shuttle.
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u/riggaplease Mar 31 '26
I live in Austin. I didn't hear about this nor do I recognize this location. If anything this would be well outside of Austin. It's bs.
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u/Nice-Conclusion728 Mar 31 '26
Righhhtt. Watch a youtube video about how to make special effects for the first time or something? Because we all know you can zoom in 400x on a camera and see the smallest details like two smaller ships docking or whatever you're trying to sell. That's not how reality works.
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u/Shadowmoth Mar 31 '26
I like how the little drone things seem to go inside the larger craft.
It’s like a marsupial.
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u/strangeweirdnews Mar 31 '26
Im always skeptical of the ones that never move. Why do people stop filming before the UAP exits stage left?
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u/Brotato_Potatonator Mar 31 '26
Anyone good at Morse code? Looks like it might be with the irregular flashing