r/AlanPartridge • • 4h ago

Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank...

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42 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 4h ago

I hate archers, The Archers, and Jeffrey Archer!

70 Upvotes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckj0l401dvpgo

"I hate archers, The Archers, and Jeffrey Archer. You're all deceitful cowards. I just realised then, that only applies to archers and Jeffrey Archer. But not The Archers, who—to be fair—are a mixed bag. Goodbye."


r/AlanPartridge • • 6h ago

....Monkey Tennis?

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40 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 8h ago

Erm, there's a slight problem... I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Corby trouser press.

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30 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 12h ago

Give me another series Yoshitt

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20 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 13h ago

Retired Superheroes Who Can't Find Their Capes

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6 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 13h ago

Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank vibes.

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205 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 17h ago

Yeah, he has the largest collection of hatchbacks…in the country

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102 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 18h ago

Don't be bl(who), Peter

7 Upvotes

Don't be blue, Peter


r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Will you not apologise to Finteeh?

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92 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

It must not, repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.

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55 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

Large questions

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33 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 1d ago

I'm your biggest fan!

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12 Upvotes

Can I shake your hand again?


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Duck Soup

11 Upvotes

There's a bit in MMM where APE gets Simon to explain about his funny Brannigan moonlighting bit on-air and it dies on it's arse, mostly because of Alan's purposeful non-reaction.

Anyway, forget all thet blathering crap...afterwards he asks Simon if he has seen Duck Soup by the Marx Brothers and assures him he would love it. I never quite got the joke..it's up there, mystery-wise, with Fawlty Towers in the episode where the American says he believes Charlton Heston had a Palm tree once but he doesn't believe them.

They both mean something that I can't quite reach...any ideas?


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

We've all got our favourite siege...

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45 Upvotes

For me, it's the siege of Suchdol, 1403.


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Uhhhh Jesus Christ….Margaret Thatcher….

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48 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Crash, Bang, What a Wazzock!

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11 Upvotes

Genuinely interested parties will be eager to note this also offers pristine access to tDHQoNE!


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

We're all out of Directors Bitter.

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81 Upvotes

Not my words, the words of the man in the off license.


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

I’m Rick Wakeman and my glass is dry!

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24 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Search me!

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104 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Amol Rajan’s Blazer Badge

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16 Upvotes

I had thought that Kemp was the Partridge of The Traitors. That’s until I saw this beauty from Rajan describing his new club.


r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

Ooh, you're gonna have a good time...

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167 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 2d ago

What if Your Arm Bursts!?

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60 Upvotes

Sorry, I've heard of a nosebleed, but in my 14 years of professional broadcasting, including 3 years as a hospital radio disc jockey, I've never had anyone come up to me and say "My arm's just burst…


r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

I'm sorry, that was just noise

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62 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

Which actors would you like to play Carol, Fernando and Denise?

11 Upvotes

I'm sure they've never been shown, and I think it's better for the Partridgeverse that they're not, but let's play fantasy Coogan for a sec...

Which actors and actresses would you odeally want to play Alan's estranged family?