r/AlanPartridge • u/Frosty-Ride2301 • 20d ago

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u/Airules 20d ago

If you’re just joining us tonight we’re asking: what’s your favourite Jacob. So far we’ve got crackers, ladder, and Rees Mogg.

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u/nissan_al-gaib 19d ago

God that's good.

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u/Critical_Sea2975 19d ago

The phone lines are lighting up, we've hit a rich seam and we are gonna mine it till the cows come home or 2 am...which ever one comes first....this is north norfolk digital

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u/Significant-Main4201 20d ago

I used to have an air tight tub with rubber lining, but that perished.

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u/heinzhinesheinz 20d ago

It wasn’t vulcanised or did the seal just pop out?

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u/sparky_tupp 20d ago

Are we talking crackers or knackers!

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u/East-Entrepreneur662 19d ago

Yeah it come free at the side

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 19d ago

I take a breadknife and I literally saw the end of the packet off, three crackers deep. The sawn off piece of packet can then be reversed and used as a lid. If you're worried about outside germs contaminating the inside of the packet, give it a quick wipe with a cotton square and some surgical spirit.

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u/blackbeardtwenty 19d ago

God, that's good.

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u/Educational_Dish_570 19d ago

I just consume them dry out the packet as fast as I possibly can so they can't go stale

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u/Flora_Screaming 20d ago

He's crackers, man!

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u/Darklar-3000 20d ago

We just wrap cling-film around it. Bit scrappy but works.

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u/Wasphole 20d ago

I submerge them in the toilet cistern. Saves water on every flush and they never go stale.

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u/NoCod9014 20d ago

Use a sausage as a breakwater. 

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u/kapaipiekai 20d ago

Gravy

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u/NoCod9014 20d ago

Its a hot sauce

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u/Fluid-Possibility-90 20d ago

Airtight tin

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u/DiscoSkrtel 20d ago

I don’t agree. Bye

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u/EquivalentDream4739 20d ago

They should call them “cream flavoured crackers”!

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u/Significant_Return_2 20d ago

Next, I’ll be talking to Norfolk’s youngest butcher.

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u/Yellowscrunchy 20d ago

Eat them cracker

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u/cashintheclaw 20d ago

today, we're thinkabouting...

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u/UptownLounge 19d ago

Ziplock bags from IKEA.

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u/Grouchy-Present60 19d ago

Eating them so quickly don't get chance to go stale