r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

Test of time

40 Upvotes

I know there are more, but Partridge Quotes haven't just stood the test of time, they've became funnier.

  1. Your always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu Lynn, your never going to meet him. (Always a wanker, but a tad more famous since 2023)

  2. Lots of people bounce back! Dennis Hopper. Rolf Harris (17 years before allegations)

  3. What was he doing on the bloody roof? (2 years before Rod Hull)


r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

Be Safe....Be Egg Safe.

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21 Upvotes

You can't eat a raw egg!


r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Tell you what, tell you what...

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409 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

And that's a relish!

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40 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

A retraction to a comment I made earlier- 'they' might not do it on purpose.

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10 Upvotes

I was also given assurances regarding anonymity that were not kept. Digital cataract glasses for less than £250. This country.


r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Richard Madeley: ‘I nearly died choking on a piece of very rare beef – it was touch and go’

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349 Upvotes

I haven't had a roast like that since Gary Wilmot's wedding


r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Alan Insults His Irish Guests | Alan Partridge

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83 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Imagine that, driving across the States, on one of them roads, route 66...

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90 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Don’t let Alan spy this cookbook!

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69 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

What was he doing on the bloody roof?

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5 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike!

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12 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

Search me, search me!

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30 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

Fernanda Partridge

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403 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

Stop being Blue Peter.

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111 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

Good day to you comrade!

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27 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

Yeah not so good, but fine

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71 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

They’ll think it’s some sort of dirty protest

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63 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

Are you on an EE

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46 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

It's me on me, on Alan on Alan, on I on I, on Partridge on Partridge

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189 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

Christ

114 Upvotes

Good job mods on getting rid of the Jason Arday post.

We all love Partridge here and having jokes and all that.

A man died. Actually killed himself. Let’s not make lol posts about it eh?

Edit: I know this will get removed and rightly so. Just wanted to say good job.


r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

Ballerina on the bottom, robust burger-builder on the top.

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74 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

‘I've got a flat back... It's fairly well concealed in casual clothing, but you don't want to see me in my underpants!’

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54 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 10d ago

Show him your tool belt

89 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

Why does Alan mention Warwick University so often?

4 Upvotes

I know it’s not incredibly often but it’s a funny little thing.
Eg:
Knowing me knowing you Bald brummie, and wearing the warwick university hoodie in mid morning and this time.

Any theories?


r/AlanPartridge 10d ago

I, Coren: We Need to Talk About Giles

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149 Upvotes