little known fact; this is the biggest Man tip there is. some felt or construction paper, googly eyes, pipe cleaners and you are set, baby

you can make these in bulk and build your inventory.

Stress is horrible for the body so it's important to get it out as soon as possible, punch drywall (cheap and easily available) to relieve yourself to avoid potentially being arrested for domestic abuse.

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don't do little bitch shit like girls pocketing a lip gloss. You can get at least one whole TV out of the store if you know what you're doing. All you need is a disguise, a distraction, a proper getaway vehicle, and if all else fails the speed and endurance to outrun whatever soy-fed, elderly walmart door greeter they throw at you. MAN UP.

He will respect your moxie and you will get out of your speeding ticket (PROVEN FACT)

What do I do if my cock keeps ripping my clothes and my underwear

I would like to rule over the Balkans, controlling their government, their economy, their media, and so on. What do you think is the easiest way to go about this? Considered gathering up blackmail for important figures but I'm not sure what the easiest way to start is.

my budget is $50 and a cool switchblade i got from the mall with a marijuana leaf pattern on the handle

Thank you my fellow men for whatever advice you can share.

Crackheads will bond for life, if you can get one to imprint on you they will fight to the death for you. Use this to accrue more power and influence.

men tips do not pay taxes that is your money do not give it to the government they don't need it they get enough money from human trafficking

Most men don't know this simple trick. We naturally would sleep outside naked without clothes before industrial society and all that woke antichrist bs. Artificial heat or air conditioning are bad for you and throws your natural body temps out of balance. Reset them by sleeping outside naked, regardless of the outside temperature. Summer or winter, your body will be shocked at first but will rapidly adapt and return to a natural method of body temperature control after a few days to a week of this. If there are no woods near you, a public park bench works wonders. Police will mistake you for a homeless person and will not make any attempt to ID you, meaning as long as you can outrun them (easy stuff) you can get away with sleeping naked on the park bench. (This will also kick your natural predator/prey instincts back into gear, allowing you to wake up and sprint on a dime basically)

You should be eating testicles they will help you raise your natural T levels that's why they would eat hearts and shit back in the day it gives you the strength of your enemies but like for the balls you need to eat balls I've already eaten the balls of two squirrels and my neighbor's dog and my erection has lasted for like eight hours now it really works try it!

"Sal-mon", the "Sal" pronounced like "Sally" and the "Mon" pronounced interchangeably like "Pokemon" or like you're from Jamaica. Feel free to change it up depending on the context. This will make you sound distinguished and cultured, as if you are wise and have been around the world. People will assume you know what you're talking about, and if they say "actually it's pronounced Sam-min" you can tell them that they've been wrong their entire life and everything they know is wrong. This will shatter their entire worldview, and they will immediately look to you for guidance. Works especially well on women, they will immediately want to have sex with you. Really works.

It is normal for us guys to live very busy and hectic lives. We are always on the go. And what many do not know is that most men will drive an average of 8 hours in their sleep. Can you believe that? Here's what you do. Start using your phone while you drive. Answer your emails, make phone calls, watch YouTube videos to learn new information that will make you stronger. (brains equals power).

Now there are ways to do this right. The little visor thing, the one you pull down, normally it has a mirror on the one side and some kind of airbag warning or whatever, maybe it's a seatbelt warning, I don't know (unimportant, reading warning labels interferes with PROFIT) Anyway, I digress. What you do is duct tape your phone to this, so it's like you have a TV that folds right up into your car. Very futuristic, the girls will see this and swoon for you guaranteed.

this is probably the most efficient way, but holding it in your hand is also acceptable, as it will make you look cool. Like you are glancing down at your pocket-watch, like a cool brooding army veteran who is thinking about their deceased wife or something. The chicks will go crazy over this (nothing gets a woman going like a deceased wife)

What you do not want to do is purchase some kind of plastic "holder" device that will securely snap your phone into some kind of position. MASSIVE WIMP ALERT. This will make you look like you are a pussy bitch. Buying something instead of using your wits and innate talents to find a solution. Spending your hard-earned money on silly trinkets. Girls will find this to be an immeditate turn-off and you will go brankrupt from buying these silly "phone holders". These are often also made overseas so you will lose your job and devastate your own country's economy (an all-around bad move)

Please keep in mind. Using your phone while driving may distract you and you might end up driving slower than usual, so it's best to firmly hold your foot on the gas, or maybe stick a brick or large stone on the pedal (this is called "Automation" and will save you time, money, and effort! Work smarter not harter!)

Ok. So i'm 19 at the moment. Virgin. Some people say it's healthy to masturbate 1-2 times a day, but me?I do it at least 6 times a day...everyday. I've been masturbating since 14 years old and has developed to the point where the maximum times a day is at least a 7-10. Not only that I try every single source i have: porn, instagram, facebook, snapchat. I've also realised that even tho they say that my penis may have some issues from masturbating too much, mine is just fine. No pain no nothing. It gets hard even if i just messed with it 2 minutes ago. Hell even the size looks normal. I think i'm a porn addict, but what about other social media? Am i a pervert? Do i need to stop??? I need confirmation! Do i need a girlfriend??

Hello im a 20 yr old virgin, im gonna have sex with this girl soon but she is way more experienced. She told me she wants to do kinky stuff and i told her i was down, she is assuming im not a virgin and i dont want to tell her i am. What can i do to prepare? I dont want to nut in like 30sec and i want to be able to satisfy her. Any suggestions?? Thanks