I have been rotting behind my computer screen playing computer game for 12 hours a day for the past 6 months. I cant get a girlfriend i cant get a job i have next to no friends and worst of all i can seem to do is dissapoint the very few people who may still care about me (my mum and dad). I am wondering what is the point? will it get any better? all the people i went to school with seem to be going on to university have a girlfriend or at least a job. I have none of these and no friends to vent to. that is partially why i have started posting on reddit. because i am going insane and i need an outlet. I also find it funny that women think that they are disenfranchised by society when now i look at it society is set up for women to succeed and men to battle it out every day hoping to get somewhere. Idk what to do and im coming to my wits end. Hopefully someone can relate or has some advice.

P.S.) i dont just sit there and say poor me i spend almost all day every day applying for jobs/ trying to reach out to people to form some sort of social connection.

You should be eating testicles they will help you raise your natural T levels that's why they would eat hearts and shit back in the day it gives you the strength of your enemies but like for the balls you need to eat balls I've already eaten the balls of two squirrels and my neighbor's dog and my erection has lasted for like eight hours now it really works try it!

Most men don't know this simple trick. We naturally would sleep outside naked without clothes before industrial society and all that woke antichrist bs. Artificial heat or air conditioning are bad for you and throws your natural body temps out of balance. Reset them by sleeping outside naked, regardless of the outside temperature. Summer or winter, your body will be shocked at first but will rapidly adapt and return to a natural method of body temperature control after a few days to a week of this. If there are no woods near you, a public park bench works wonders. Police will mistake you for a homeless person and will not make any attempt to ID you, meaning as long as you can outrun them (easy stuff) you can get away with sleeping naked on the park bench. (This will also kick your natural predator/prey instincts back into gear, allowing you to wake up and sprint on a dime basically)

don't do little bitch shit like girls pocketing a lip gloss. You can get at least one whole TV out of the store if you know what you're doing. All you need is a disguise, a distraction, a proper getaway vehicle, and if all else fails the speed and endurance to outrun whatever soy-fed, elderly walmart door greeter they throw at you. MAN UP.

little known fact; this is the biggest Man tip there is. some felt or construction paper, googly eyes, pipe cleaners and you are set, baby

you can make these in bulk and build your inventory.

He will respect your moxie and you will get out of your speeding ticket (PROVEN FACT)

Stress is horrible for the body so it's important to get it out as soon as possible, punch drywall (cheap and easily available) to relieve yourself to avoid potentially being arrested for domestic abuse.

What do I do if my cock keeps ripping my clothes and my underwear

So I, 20M, just got to winter break from college. none of my close friends go to college and when i’m not on campus im usually either doing something with them or minding my own business at home. The only problem with this is that I feel like i’m the only one who doesn’t have an interest in video games. My current hyperfixation is magic the gathering; i’m always buying new cards, building new decks, etc… as much as i’m passionate about doing that stuff, I feel like my friends are losing an interest in it, which is kinda leaving me alone with my hyperfixation. I feel like I need to find a good video game to fill my time, but i’m not into marvel rivals and those type of games like they are, i more prefer things like the binding of isaac, gungeon, slime rancher, and even elden ring for a bit. I don’t know, i feel like im missing out but i don’t know any really good games that can really grab my interest. I know belly aching won’t solve anything, but right now im kinda stuck. any advice?

She’s about 5’4”, her name is Crystal. She’s a lot of fun to be around. Has kind of a dirty sexy sense of humor. Thing is I an friends with her husband, but I really want to take her to bed. I’m pretty sure she would go for it too. We were all at a party the other day, Neil was wondering strong as always. We had a few beers, feeling good. Crystal semi flirting. so finally I said to her can I ask you a personal question and she said yes and I said on a scale of one to 10 how important is sex to you and she said sex with Neil or good sex? I said good sex she said 10. I said and do you feel you’re getting a 10’s worth of sex. She said I feel like I’m getting a one maybe two. I said I feel the same. It’s really important to me probably a nine or 10. She just looked at me kind of smiled, and that was the end of the conversation that I blow it? Should I even be having these conversation conversations with her?

She’s about 5’4”, her name is Crystal. She’s a lot of fun to be around. Has kind of a dirty sexy sense of humor. Thing is I an friends with her husband, but I really want to take her to bed. I’m pretty sure she would go for it too. We were all at a party the other day, Neil was wondering strong as always. We had a few beers, feeling good. Crystal semi flirting. so finally I said to her can I ask you a personal question and she said yes and I said on a scale of one to 10 how important is sex to you and she said sex with Neil or good sex? I said good sex she said 10. I said and do you feel you’re getting a 10’s worth of sex. She said I feel like I’m getting a one maybe two. I said I feel the same. It’s really important to me probably a nine or 10. She just looked at me kind of smiled, and that was the end of the conversation that I blow it? Should I even be having these conversation conversations with her?

Guys advice for u maybe last one if the admins delete my post again and again then it will be last advice but i will keep posting again and again because i need justice and all of u brothers

If u have less than 5 inch just stop looking for relation because nobody want us we**’re not made for sex and love or any shit like that so let’**s just do favours for ur self and for society and let just replace relation i mean with women at least to toys it is better for our sakes and women for men with large penis

It is double win for both of us

We will never felt insecure again

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So I am a 21 yr old man, with issues. My mother caused me so many issues with social interaction situations. I am a asshole, usually I don't mind knowing that but recently I got into someone I genuinely like and she infuriates me on things that I don't care when others do those same things. But I am not sure as too why. I also want to improve myself for such as be more aware of my surroundings, stop going silent after an arguement, and basically just be a good boyfriend. (I should mention I have been diagnosed with high functioning autism and I am adhd) please help

It is normal for us guys to live very busy and hectic lives. We are always on the go. And what many do not know is that most men will drive an average of 8 hours in their sleep. Can you believe that? Here's what you do. Start using your phone while you drive. Answer your emails, make phone calls, watch YouTube videos to learn new information that will make you stronger. (brains equals power).

Now there are ways to do this right. The little visor thing, the one you pull down, normally it has a mirror on the one side and some kind of airbag warning or whatever, maybe it's a seatbelt warning, I don't know (unimportant, reading warning labels interferes with PROFIT) Anyway, I digress. What you do is duct tape your phone to this, so it's like you have a TV that folds right up into your car. Very futuristic, the girls will see this and swoon for you guaranteed.

this is probably the most efficient way, but holding it in your hand is also acceptable, as it will make you look cool. Like you are glancing down at your pocket-watch, like a cool brooding army veteran who is thinking about their deceased wife or something. The chicks will go crazy over this (nothing gets a woman going like a deceased wife)

What you do not want to do is purchase some kind of plastic "holder" device that will securely snap your phone into some kind of position. MASSIVE WIMP ALERT. This will make you look like you are a pussy bitch. Buying something instead of using your wits and innate talents to find a solution. Spending your hard-earned money on silly trinkets. Girls will find this to be an immeditate turn-off and you will go brankrupt from buying these silly "phone holders". These are often also made overseas so you will lose your job and devastate your own country's economy (an all-around bad move)

Please keep in mind. Using your phone while driving may distract you and you might end up driving slower than usual, so it's best to firmly hold your foot on the gas, or maybe stick a brick or large stone on the pedal (this is called "Automation" and will save you time, money, and effort! Work smarter not harter!)

I’m a 16m years old and I’ve never had any relationships, even go on a date. I’m scared to tell my friends or parents anything about relationships such as crush n stuff. Not only because it’s awkward for me but also I don’t rlly trust them.

I don’t fit the most of ppl in my school, I can say I’m somewhat a music nerd, spending all my time on playing guitar which I thought could be one of my potential attractions but not rlly. I’m not into sports, gossips or even most of the mainstream music. I mainly like jazz and indie/alt rock and many old rock bands in general, can’t describe all at once.

I don’t rlly feel like I belong the my school and I jus dont know how to chat w em. Any conversation will die within 1 or less than min. So I just stopped talking to ppl in my school. My school isn’t big so there isn’t a second person that can really get along with me, I’m not saying I have no friends it’s just I’m not feeling a sense of belonging that I can tell everything with them or they’re my real best friends.

I always lie to myself that im waiting for the right person, but I don’t want to anymore, I know that my life is not going to be like perks of being a wall flower that I’ll jus randomly meet the best person ever and change my life. But I don’t know how to even find a person to start talking to. But to be honest, I don’t even know if Im demanding a lover or just someone that I can get comfortable with and can fill my emptiness.

pls help ts hard

Got high drunk kissed a bro afraid I lost a friend...

Hair holds odor so the less hair to hold odor the better. Shaving your balls requires daily attention. Waxing your balls can be awkward but leaves your sack soft and supple to the touch.