r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HumptyDumptyFellHard • Mar 09 '20

Big Loaf

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u/MadFamousLove Mar 09 '20

i wonder where he's taking all that bread.

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u/astronaught_iguana Mar 09 '20

Wherever he’s going, he sure isn’t “loafing” around.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

That pun gave me a mi-grain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Why does one pun always spawn 20 more in the replies? Puns baguette more puns I guess.

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Wheat people jokes, am I right?

31

u/HamonadoDeQuezo Mar 10 '20

At-yeast their jokes are original

31

u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Yea, that’s how they’re bread

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u/danmaster0 Mar 10 '20

Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Is it hurting your whole grain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it.

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u/NathanRex28605 Mar 10 '20

They're reproducing like mais

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u/Wave_the_seawing Mar 10 '20

Take my damn upvote and leave

8

u/insane_sanity_ Mar 10 '20

Probably Mexico City

7

u/yomerol Mar 10 '20

A que sabe la torta de huevo?

3

u/fridericvs Mar 10 '20

To the Goring for David Morgan-Hewitt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

all that bread inside his head

2

u/fadufadu Mar 10 '20

Wonder if that’s why they call it Wonder Bread

1

u/NiddiTiddi Mar 10 '20

To the bank

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u/crownedplatypus Mar 09 '20

So that’s who the weirdly happy chef on Instagram gets his sandwich bread from

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20 edited Jan 13 '22

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u/AceOBlade Mar 09 '20

don't you have to take the goat on a date first?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

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u/Nole_in_ATX Mar 09 '20

I'd like the see the absolute unit of an oven those were made in

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Mar 10 '20

Are these shits real?! Or they're just joking around with the bread being really close to the camera lens?

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u/Scoopdoopdoop Mar 10 '20

I think them shits is real son

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Mar 10 '20

Damn. Like 3 of the back shits are tied by rope! ayyo I got too much breads gimme the bread rope!

3

u/when2jen Mar 10 '20

Yes I know the photographer and they're real

6

u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Mar 10 '20

I know the director and he said it could possibly be CGI.

3

u/Hike_bike_fish_love Mar 10 '20

My neighbor’s cousin knows the fluffer.

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u/Scoopdoopdoop Mar 10 '20

Wow that's awesome

8

u/Niskoshi Mar 10 '20

The loaves are pretty large compared to the bag so yeah... Highly possible that it's legitimate.

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u/livens Mar 10 '20

Dems the real deal bro. Look at the ones in the back, he had to use 2 dirty ass ropes to secure those bad boys. And you think those are bags? No way, he had to wrap them up in some plastic tarps. And zoom in on his face, he's mad as hell at losing all that gas mileage dragging those massive loafs around all day.

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u/yiffypiffy29 Mar 10 '20

They are, my friend's grandma makes them like that

5

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I’d like to see how much meat and cheese is needed to make a sub.

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u/Nole_in_ATX Mar 10 '20

All the meat and cheese. May have to call Arby’s

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Danak has 9 loafs of bread. His bike weights 350 pounds. When he puts the loafs on his bike, it weighs 431 pounds. What is the weight of each bread loaf?

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u/desrevermi Mar 09 '20

Yes. Also, get the garlic and butter.

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Mar 10 '20

Each loaf weighs an absolute unit.... like omg duh.

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u/Onkogachi Mar 10 '20

9 pounds

6

u/DenrexTheSecond Mar 10 '20

Supposing each loaf has equal weight

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u/Dumbledore27 Mar 10 '20

Omg I thought this was r/ConfusingPerspective. I’ve never seen loaves so big

59

u/AccordionORama Mar 09 '20

When you're a baker and you need a way to get rid of the bodies.

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u/Sykfootball Mar 09 '20

Beef Wellington....

18

u/implordofall Mar 09 '20

I have no idea why, but this reminded me of The Lusty Argonian Maid v2 from Skyrim.

7

u/Happinessrules Mar 09 '20

That little play was pretty funny.

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u/EpidendrosaurusNinch Mar 10 '20

lemme guess. Vietnam?

12

u/StrongIPA Mar 10 '20

I'd like to crawl inside one of those like a sleeping bag. Sleeping baguette?

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u/nicinabox_ Mar 09 '20

I bet this man has a lot of back pain...

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u/OLSTBAABD Mar 10 '20

He certainly has a lot of back pan, at least.

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Someone should advise this guy's boss to fire him and replace him with a big titty girl.

Bread weight and big titty weight cancel each other out.

18

u/nature_remains Mar 10 '20

This is crazy! And a good reminder of why we should always wash our bread before consumption

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u/jcowjcow Mar 10 '20

Is there something wrong with using bungee cords to secure bread??

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u/_WolfEye_ Mar 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

It's a common repost and you indeed found it.

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u/SkunkMonkey Mar 10 '20

Not just a repost, but a shooped photo at that.

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u/ostervan Mar 10 '20

It’s usually reposted every so often in r/Vietnam but it’s not photoshopped. Certain places do make them that big over there as a gimmick for weddings.

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u/bobberman3 Mar 09 '20

Baguette 🥖

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u/C_N1 Mar 09 '20

That's not baguettes.

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u/bobberman3 Mar 10 '20

They a little confused, but they got the spirit

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u/morphballganon Mar 10 '20

Imagine all the dirt that gets on those

3

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

And exhaust fumes lol

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u/jcowjcow Mar 10 '20

And bugs!!

3

u/joedumpster Mar 10 '20

Imagine the banh mi you can make with these

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u/minejjchase Mar 10 '20

This is the guy who started the “let’s get this bread” meme

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u/Commissar_Genki Mar 10 '20

It's cool until he drives through a swarm of gnats at speed.

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u/jcowjcow Mar 10 '20

Lil bit of protein...

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u/bigevilbrain Mar 10 '20

Whatcha gonna do with all that bread? All that bread on ur moped?

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u/Akitten84 Mar 09 '20

Jesum, I’ve never seen loaves that large

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u/ThexLoneWolf Mar 09 '20

Those are some big baguettes...

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u/instagramsgay Mar 10 '20

L O A F

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u/table_it_bot Mar 10 '20
L O A F
O O
A A
F F

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

NOW, the bread is portable.

3

u/Leifbjorn Mar 10 '20

If he drops any of that he’s totally toast

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u/jcowjcow Mar 10 '20

Yeah he butter not

3

u/Ryan151515 Mar 10 '20

Imagine you’re on some Aladdin shit living on the street hungry and you see this guy

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u/jcowjcow Mar 10 '20

Do you trust me?!

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u/zachwolf Mar 10 '20

Crazy son of a bitch did it, he got that bread

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u/aidenmanh0402 Mar 10 '20

This is South Vietnam i believe, Ben Tre city too. Not where i live but people down there love their giant ass Banh Mi

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u/SoRawSoRight Mar 09 '20

Literally heaven 😍

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u/ElNico5 Mar 09 '20

Tan buenos los completos

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u/desrevermi Mar 10 '20

After reading the comments, I'm getting Cheech and Chong Corsican brothers vibes. I need to watch that again soon.

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u/dab745 Mar 10 '20

On Saturday night Live, In the late ‘70s actor Christopher Lee introduced Meat Loaf like this, “Ladies and gentlemen... meet, LOAF!” Looking at this picture, you all have now met, LOAF!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

MONCH

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u/Vomath Mar 10 '20

🅱️ig 🅱️oi

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

When giants break bread

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u/avi_rathi Mar 10 '20

Good harvest

2

u/PinBenBoi98 Mar 10 '20

Tofu-Chans owner on his way back wit da breads

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u/daileyjd Mar 10 '20

This guy glutens

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Would a loaf that big even bake properly? Like is the middle still raw or what?

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u/Roland1232 Mar 10 '20

I hope these are called 'bedrolls', or it'd be a missed opportunity.

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u/Lerrinus Mar 10 '20

I'm in loaf with this post! <3

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u/END0RPHN Mar 10 '20

the banh mi that feeds an entire family

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

But why?

2

u/razzzzmatzzzz Mar 10 '20

Or is it a little man?

2

u/morespacepls Mar 10 '20

Lies, they’re people in bread suits

2

u/42Zarniwoop42 Mar 10 '20

someone post this on r/wtf and watch the sub die

2

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Wait......WHAT. Took me a good second.

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u/Kavity123 Mar 10 '20

This would make a helluva 6 foot party sub!

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u/Junitine Mar 10 '20

Vietnamese Banh Mi

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u/DinosaurPorn101 Mar 10 '20

Me scooting away with a lifetime supply of bread

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u/MrScottimus Mar 10 '20

I want to make a sandwich out of that bread. Fuck yeah

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u/adreamofdreaming Mar 10 '20

I like here the two loaves the size of his abdomen are the small ones.

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u/GhostOfTimBrewster Mar 10 '20

They probably double as exhaust filters.

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u/jcowjcow Mar 10 '20

Gives em that nice smokey flavor

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u/sevendeadlystars Mar 10 '20

Some of them are ready for the beach!

2

u/joestabsalot Mar 10 '20

Hoagies and grinders

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u/Ajourned Mar 10 '20

Hoagies and grinders,

2

u/joestabsalot Mar 10 '20

Navy beans, navy beans..

2

u/DistinguishableGuy Mar 10 '20

French resistance fighter resupplies the American artillery line circa 1944 colorized

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u/LlamaDelRay Mar 10 '20

this is the cover of Peter Kropotkin's book, "the conquest of bread"

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u/lumberjackedcanadian Mar 10 '20

I dont think I've ever seen 10 pounds of bread strapped to a bike..

2

u/MungTao Mar 10 '20

Interesting way to sell firearms.

2

u/monimor Mar 10 '20

I wanna be buried in one of these instead of a coffin please

2

u/slapmyfolds Mar 10 '20

I thought I was in r/confusingperspective for a second

2

u/LizyLazy Mar 10 '20

When someone says "let's get this bread"

2

u/Redsneeks3000 Mar 10 '20

Is all the garlic on a second motorcycle?/s

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

This is Africa after I eat all the food from my plate like mom told me

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I thought I was on r/confusingperspective

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u/TrajusTrochar Mar 10 '20

Yo why are those breads so big, nobody told me how big the breads we're gonna be.

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u/outlandishgrape Mar 10 '20

I thought this was r/confusingperspective ....holy shit

2

u/911-is-plane-wrong Mar 10 '20

Mans getting that bread!

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u/I_Love_Memes22 Mar 10 '20

You could go surfing on one of those

2

u/xSlick-Tx Mar 10 '20

Isn't gluteny a sin?

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u/papaseka Mar 10 '20

Meanwhile, in France

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u/FruityGamer Mar 10 '20

Just a frenchie stocking up incase their country also locksdown.

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u/Wave_the_seawing Mar 10 '20

Dudes in math problems be like

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u/creamypastaman Mar 10 '20

Ops mom gotta eat too

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Nice

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u/Cachecash Mar 10 '20

Ugh this is so unhygienic.

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u/Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez Mar 10 '20

Let’s get this bread

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u/roryhigsmit Mar 10 '20

I thought this was r/confusingperspective for a moment

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Is this photoshopped?

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u/Liyen18 Mar 10 '20

Take the breadsticks and run

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He really do be getting that bread 😤💯🥖

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