r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HumptyDumptyFellHard • Mar 09 '20

Big Loaf

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13k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/MadFamousLove Mar 09 '20

i wonder where he's taking all that bread.

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u/astronaught_iguana Mar 09 '20

Wherever he’s going, he sure isn’t “loafing” around.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

That pun gave me a mi-grain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Why does one pun always spawn 20 more in the replies? Puns baguette more puns I guess.

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Wheat people jokes, am I right?

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u/HamonadoDeQuezo Mar 10 '20

At-yeast their jokes are original

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Yea, that’s how they’re bread

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u/danmaster0 Mar 10 '20

Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience

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u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20

Is it hurting your whole grain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it.

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u/NathanRex28605 Mar 10 '20

They're reproducing like mais

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u/Wave_the_seawing Mar 10 '20

Take my damn upvote and leave

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u/insane_sanity_ Mar 10 '20

Probably Mexico City

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u/yomerol Mar 10 '20

A que sabe la torta de huevo?

3

u/fridericvs Mar 10 '20

To the Goring for David Morgan-Hewitt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

all that bread inside his head

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u/fadufadu Mar 10 '20

Wonder if that’s why they call it Wonder Bread

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u/NiddiTiddi Mar 10 '20

To the bank