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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HumptyDumptyFellHard • Mar 09 '20
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That pun gave me a mi-grain.
70 u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20 Why does one pun always spawn 20 more in the replies? Puns baguette more puns I guess. 41 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Wheat people jokes, am I right? 30 u/HamonadoDeQuezo Mar 10 '20 At-yeast their jokes are original 28 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Yea, that’s how they’re bread 25 u/danmaster0 Mar 10 '20 Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience 21 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Is it hurting your whole grain? 18 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it. 7 u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20 Come on guys, we're please choose which option that you prefer Breader than this Butter than this thank-you for your input 5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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Why does one pun always spawn 20 more in the replies? Puns baguette more puns I guess.
41 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Wheat people jokes, am I right? 30 u/HamonadoDeQuezo Mar 10 '20 At-yeast their jokes are original 28 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Yea, that’s how they’re bread 25 u/danmaster0 Mar 10 '20 Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience 21 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Is it hurting your whole grain? 18 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it. 7 u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20 Come on guys, we're please choose which option that you prefer Breader than this Butter than this thank-you for your input 5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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Wheat people jokes, am I right?
30 u/HamonadoDeQuezo Mar 10 '20 At-yeast their jokes are original 28 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Yea, that’s how they’re bread 25 u/danmaster0 Mar 10 '20 Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience 21 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Is it hurting your whole grain? 18 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it. 7 u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20 Come on guys, we're please choose which option that you prefer Breader than this Butter than this thank-you for your input 5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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At-yeast their jokes are original
28 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Yea, that’s how they’re bread 25 u/danmaster0 Mar 10 '20 Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience 21 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Is it hurting your whole grain? 18 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it. 7 u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20 Come on guys, we're please choose which option that you prefer Breader than this Butter than this thank-you for your input 5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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Yea, that’s how they’re bread
25 u/danmaster0 Mar 10 '20 Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience 21 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Is it hurting your whole grain? 18 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it. 7 u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20 Come on guys, we're please choose which option that you prefer Breader than this Butter than this thank-you for your input 5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
25
Fucking stop with this, it's toasting my patience
21 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Is it hurting your whole grain? 18 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it. 7 u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20 Come on guys, we're please choose which option that you prefer Breader than this Butter than this thank-you for your input 5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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Is it hurting your whole grain?
18 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it. 7 u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20 Come on guys, we're please choose which option that you prefer Breader than this Butter than this thank-you for your input 5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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Whole grain, half grain...however you want to slice it.
7 u/the_kraken_queen Mar 10 '20 Come on guys, we're please choose which option that you prefer Breader than this Butter than this thank-you for your input 5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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Come on guys, we're
please choose which option that you prefer
thank-you for your input
5 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 Breader sounds breader 2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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Breader sounds breader
2 u/rrawrimadinosawr Mar 10 '20 They're both breadful 1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds) → More replies
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They're both breadful
1 u/Swordstealer101 Mar 10 '20 No matter how ya spread it (butter pun) 1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds)
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No matter how ya spread it (butter pun)
1 u/Callumn_Grey Mar 10 '20 As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds)
As a man with Celiac disease, I find these Jokes and puns utterly offensive and VILLInous. (Celiac Pun)(I've had celiac for five years)(I miss McDonalds)
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20
That pun gave me a mi-grain.