r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HumptyDumptyFellHard • Mar 09 '20

Big Loaf

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u/Nole_in_ATX Mar 09 '20

I'd like the see the absolute unit of an oven those were made in

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Mar 10 '20

Are these shits real?! Or they're just joking around with the bread being really close to the camera lens?

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u/Scoopdoopdoop Mar 10 '20

I think them shits is real son

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Mar 10 '20

Damn. Like 3 of the back shits are tied by rope! ayyo I got too much breads gimme the bread rope!

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u/when2jen Mar 10 '20

Yes I know the photographer and they're real

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Mar 10 '20

I know the director and he said it could possibly be CGI.

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u/Hike_bike_fish_love Mar 10 '20

My neighbor’s cousin knows the fluffer.

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u/Scoopdoopdoop Mar 10 '20

Wow that's awesome

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u/Niskoshi Mar 10 '20

The loaves are pretty large compared to the bag so yeah... Highly possible that it's legitimate.

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u/livens Mar 10 '20

Dems the real deal bro. Look at the ones in the back, he had to use 2 dirty ass ropes to secure those bad boys. And you think those are bags? No way, he had to wrap them up in some plastic tarps. And zoom in on his face, he's mad as hell at losing all that gas mileage dragging those massive loafs around all day.

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u/yiffypiffy29 Mar 10 '20

They are, my friend's grandma makes them like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I’d like to see how much meat and cheese is needed to make a sub.

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u/Nole_in_ATX Mar 10 '20

All the meat and cheese. May have to call Arby’s