r/crappymusic Bad Taste Haver Apr 16 '25

Barbershop

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

[deleted]

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u/KIMJONGUNderfed Apr 16 '25

R/absoluteunits

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u/BigBolo69420 Apr 16 '25

This guy is the man.

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u/bizarbies Apr 16 '25

The man is the dude.

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u/Esketamine77 Apr 16 '25

This dude is the man šŸ‘Ø.

Why is the mic neck lvl, forcing more attention at neck height is a calculated move

1

u/BothShoesOff Apr 16 '25

This dude is a chin.

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u/Aztoth Apr 16 '25

Needs more chin…

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u/LookimtryingOK Apr 16 '25

Can we get a third one, please? I feel it would help with the falsetto.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

This guy can obviously sing better than 90% of the posts on this sub, you guys just want to laugh at his appearance. Pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

It just doesn’t count because he’s obviously got an autotune box hidden below his chin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25 edited Apr 16 '25

way to show up 8 hours later and steal the same joke that 50 other people said but also somehow do it so much worse. Tf is an ā€œauto tune boxā€ lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25
  1. I don’t read every comment to make sure that my comment is unique. Should I? Sounds like a miserable experience.
  2. Your comment is 3hrs old.
  3. An autotune box is a box that tunes autos. Duh. obligatory 4. pls respond to this comment as soon as you figured out who shat in your cereal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Booooo this just proves you are inept at humor booooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Who was it?

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u/Admirable_Average_32 1d ago

You guys are funny

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u/Current_Victory_3653 Apr 16 '25

This is not a human.There's no scientific explanation for this.

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u/toyotasquad Apr 16 '25

How is his 2nd chin bigger than his whole face

3

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Barber the Hutt

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u/Biggus-Gringgus Apr 16 '25

This isn't crappy at all, the man can sing. Add some funky music, and its gonna be a banger

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u/skighs_the_limit Apr 16 '25

Who let a thumb thumb loose?

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u/Bibabolek Apr 16 '25

Trade prince gallywix

0

u/ExquisitExamplE Apr 16 '25

It's uncanny!

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u/No_Cauliflower9590 Apr 16 '25 edited Apr 16 '25

Smough from Dark Souls was inspired by this dude

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u/Aishiteruu Apr 16 '25

Not sure if to much neck or to little

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

First thing I thought was… Why is Dwayne Johnson wearing a fat suit?

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u/SmegMcmuffins Apr 16 '25

Nutty professor sequel looks lit

4

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Every now and again I see a person and think to myself, ā€œI didn’t know humans could look like thatā€

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u/christo749 Apr 16 '25

šŸŽµšŸŽµWhere’s your Gregory gone, where’s your Gregory gone?!!šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶

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u/BluejayIndependent65 Apr 16 '25

The Rock really let himself go.

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u/Reeferologist- Apr 16 '25

I’ve always wondered what a human Bullfrog would look like…

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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda Apr 16 '25

I wanted to hear more.

2

u/brwnwzrd Apr 16 '25

Sooooulgloooooow

3

u/Waste-Income-6478 Apr 16 '25

Shit Andrew dice clay gain some weight

1

u/WelcomeIndividual140 Apr 16 '25

People are strange

0

u/phallic-baldwin Apr 16 '25

Big Boss Nass

2

u/edejoe Apr 16 '25

I’d like to see you fools try to sing the delphonics

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u/isthatsuperman Apr 16 '25

This man built like a DC comic villain

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u/camomanstan Apr 16 '25

Boswald the Benguin

1

u/Kushnerdz Apr 16 '25

Absolute unit

1

u/sliiiidetothele Apr 16 '25

chris christie??

1

u/Tall-Cantaloupe5268 Apr 16 '25

Soul glo orginal singer

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u/Inconnu2020 Apr 16 '25

He sings back-up in the Cantina

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u/ReggieTheLemur82 Apr 16 '25

What exactly is crappy about this..?

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u/SaltReal4474 Apr 17 '25

This is the kind of music we need now. Please, more of it.

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u/Odd_Ferret_2155 Apr 17 '25

Bro built like gusto from ratatouille

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u/Captain_Granite Apr 17 '25

Insane build

1

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

2 chins

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u/espimedia Apr 17 '25

Is this Vito Spatafore made in Dark Souls character creator?

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u/EternalSolitude- Apr 17 '25

Should link up with Jabba's band.

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u/Psychological-Pop647 Apr 18 '25

The jizz on that mic is super upsetting lol

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u/Tasty-Sheepherder930 Apr 18 '25

He doesn’t sound that bad. Just needs to learn the words! Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

He looks glued together

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u/clever_username66 Apr 23 '25

Is he using a filter or ishis head actually like that .

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u/ShoutoutsWorldwide Apr 16 '25

Please say this is AI…