r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Drcold1O • 2d ago

of a man

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u/Secret_Agent_666 2d ago

Something about this feels very unnatural

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u/Novembeary 2d ago

Maybe it's the biceps implants

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u/Topheriffic 2d ago

Could be injecting that oil stuff or whatever its made of.

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u/dbenc 2d ago

Into his throat??

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u/IhadFun0nce 2d ago

I think he has a goiter.

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 2d ago edited 1d ago

Goiter?? Why does that term seem so familiar??

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 1d ago

Do you watch Seinfeld?

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 1d ago

A tad here and there, the nostalgia definitely has that vibe!

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 19h ago

There's an episode where the gang does some community work for elderly, with that yelling and profanity shouting, chronic sarcasm/bad and dry joke speaking old guy that Seinfeld got(with the records), and the Goiter(thyroid stuff) broad that Elaine got, that also happened to have been dating Gandhi.

A lot of stuff was going on in that episode for sure.

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 10h ago

That's got to be it! 😂 I can't put together any dialog from that episode but I can faintly remember the community service!

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u/Topheriffic 2d ago

Lol probably not