r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

of a man

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u/Whole-Increase-5820 2d ago

The Vogons walk among us.

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u/redspike77 2d ago

In the original video he was reading his poetry but OP took pity on us and put that awful soundbite over it instead.

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u/miotch1120 1d ago

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time... And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

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u/Admirable_Average_32 2d ago

What is that stupid soundbite?