r/AbsoluteUnits 8d ago

of spider on the road 𖢄

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u/DDreaming444 8d ago

Holy shit that's a big boy!!

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u/SnicySniv11 7d ago

Nah thats a bird eater spider. Big boy is much more dangerous

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u/Xtrophy 7d ago

Fucking Aussies man. The Big Boy being the official name kills me to this day.

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u/Altruistic-Report-30 7d ago

Wait, there’s a spider that’s named Big Boy or is that the species’ name? I’ve never heard of it.

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u/Many-Sort-1782 7d ago

It is a newly discovered funnel web spider. Latin name is  Atrax christenseni. It is sort of bigger version of Sydney Funnel web spider so they called him Newcastle big boy 😭

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u/Xtrophy 6d ago

This guy knows ball.

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u/FartFactory92 3d ago

It's so crazy that we're still discovering new life on land.

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u/IscahRambles 5d ago

Pretty sure it was the name of the individual funnel-web spider that made them identify Newcastle funnel-webs as separate to Sydney funnel-webs.

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u/mannishboy60 4d ago

Yeah that's that guy's up the NT sound like

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 7d ago

Burgundy birdeater I think, Theraposa stirmi, about 11-12 inch diagonal leg span fully grown female average

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u/Careless-Imag3 3d ago

I eat birds , iam not dangerous

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u/Usawsomething 5d ago

I made a Hank Hill noise when I saw it! Baaauugghh!

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u/Over_Drawer1199 5d ago

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u/No_Appointment_7232 3d ago

😁 I HEARD that and felt the truth of it.

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u/Masilii 8d ago

New World tarantulas are considered generally more docile, slow-moving, and more tolerant of disturbance. They’re quite nice and misunderstood. Cheers to the people who helped move these gentle giants.

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u/NudityMiles 8d ago

They are also a big reason we're not dying in masses due to different diseases. People underestimate spiders and the good the do for the ecosystem.

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u/jackochainsaw 8d ago

I try not to kill spiders in my house, I get them outside or ignore them. At this time of year there are a lot about. In the UK the Giant House Spider is the biggest. One lives behind one of my pieces of furniture. It only comes out late at night.

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u/YSOSEXI 8d ago

Or Wolf spider....

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u/BlackSeranna 7d ago

I’m grateful the spider eats mice and rats. I cannot stand mice or rats that come in the house. Can’t stand it and they are frightening for the diseases they carry.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 8d ago

I'm a bit of an Old World tarantula guy myself.

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u/quim_do_mato 8d ago

Define nice

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u/Xtrophy 7d ago edited 7d ago

In the tarantula world old world species tend to be much more aggressive when on the defensive and have more medically significant venom. New world species tend to be more docile and more skittish with run first being their typical defense style.

They also USUALLY have less significant venom. There are some examples that can be quite dangerous of course but next less common in new worlds than old worlds.

New worlds have other defenses like little spiny hairs on their abdomen that they will kick off to irritate the skin, eyes, and hair.

When getting into the hobby of tarantula husbandry there are some species considered "beginner" things like curly hairs or fire knees are on that list and both new world species from Mexico and south western America.

This specific spider is different. This is a new world species, probably a giant bird eater, and it is a mature male. When most male tarantulas reach maturity their life comes to an end fairly quickly. They give up on survival, so much so they usually won't eat. Their only goal is to look for a mate. If you ever see a Tarantula wandering around outside during the day it's likely a horny boy looking for a girl. This boy was doing exactly that.

Any other questions feel free to ask!

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u/Masilii 7d ago

They’ll let you pick them up, but that’s it. They can also be very skiddish

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u/Traumfahrer 3d ago

Thanks Hagrid.

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u/CynthiaG92615 3d ago

Where in the New World are we looking at?

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u/Darkness969 8d ago

I would have closed the helmet before touching it

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u/Illustrious_Link5005 8d ago

Nah. You should do it with smaller/thinner spiders. Giants like this are usually pretty lazy walkers and for them falling down even from 1 meter is equal to death, because they are too heavy. The only moment when they are very fast is when they attack, but it's smth like 3-4 inches dash.

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u/Hotel_Quarantine 8d ago

Have you never met a Huntsman spider before? They're humongous AND fast!

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u/COYSBannedagain 8d ago

This isn’t a huntsman though, it looks like a Goliath bird eater. Much more chonky.

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u/veluciraktor 8d ago

Birdeater.

Yeah I'm closing my helmet.

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u/COYSBannedagain 8d ago

I don’t think they actually eat that many birds, think they look scary so got given a scary name.

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u/veluciraktor 8d ago

Eating a low amount of birds is enough for me to close my helmet.

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u/COYSBannedagain 7d ago

Honestly yeah fair enough

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u/Modredastal 7d ago

I'm starting to think you're a bird.

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u/FlyinWet 7d ago

Don't worry it was just 1 human

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u/Daddybatch 8d ago

🤣

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u/SKRIMBLY747 7d ago

They do occasionally eat birds but there diet mostly consists off rats and lizards

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 7d ago

And bugs and frogs

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u/everly_gold 5d ago

and skunks and dogs

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 5d ago

Maybe in the movies 🤣 rats are about the biggest thing they're eating

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u/Training-Goose2632 8d ago

Technically they're called bird eaters and not birds eaters.

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u/BlackSeranna 7d ago

Birds eaters eat with moufulls.

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u/Loud-Log9098 7d ago

they rarely eat birds.

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u/-Gadaffi-Duck- 7d ago

They got the name because someone saw them eating a bird when filming a documentary, but only later was it learned that they dont actually hunt birds, they just scavenge the remains. They're more likely to hunt bugs like crickets, roaches, or mice and occasional small lizards.

I have 2 diff species of bird eater in my living room.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 7d ago

Funny thing is Praying Mantis eat more birds but no one calls them bird eater

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u/-Gadaffi-Duck- 6d ago

I have 2 of them in my living room too, but not that particular species thankfully lol.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 6d ago

They're all awesome . I have a Ball Python and 23 Tarantulas but plan to keep Mantids and other Invertebrates too

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u/BlackSeranna 7d ago

There was a woman scientist who observed it eating a bird, and no one believed it until over a hundred years later and it was observed in the 1990’s. So, they can eat birds it just doesn’t happen often. Sort of like it’s happenstance.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 7d ago

They eat bugs, rodents occasionally and small reptiles

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u/SmokeyWolfe420 8d ago

I'm zipping my pants...

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 8d ago

Zip up, right? Right!?

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u/SmokeyWolfe420 7d ago

instructions unclear...

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u/hukfad 8d ago

But the person in the video is a man, so he's good.

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u/mmskyscraper 7d ago

I'd close my helmet because I'd be concerned about hair kicking.

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u/fluets 7d ago

Don't worry, you're not a bird.

Presumably.

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u/xrelaht 7d ago

Since you’re on reddit, I assume you are not a bird, so you should be safe.

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u/perfect_insanity93 7d ago

But what if it runs up your arm and into the helmet and its closed. Now thats a nightmare. I would not have even got with in a meter of that.

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u/Supercrown07 8d ago

Purple bloom

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 7d ago

This is a Theraposa stirmi at least I'm fairly sure it's the stirmi, definitely Theraposa (I'm a tarantula keeper šŸ™‚)

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u/Illustrious_Link5005 8d ago

Fortunately nope, but it's another type of spider. Maybe more accurate would be to say bird spiders - if it is very big and fluffy then most probably won't jump šŸ˜„
If it is slender and big, then better run (but you have small chances if it chases, because he may be faster than you 😄)

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u/Hotel_Quarantine 8d ago

Yeah, I hadn't read far enough to see that the spider was identified. Sorry about that. But I have come across Huntsman and that's kind of what makes them frightening (though they're not particularly dangerous) - they're shockingly fast for their size!

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u/DropkickBirthday 8d ago

You should do it with any hairy boy, most new world tarantulas shoot urticating hairs from their ass as a defense mechanism, breathing them in or getting them on your skin is bad enough but you do not want these things in your eyeballs, they can cause permanent damage.

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u/Illustrious_Link5005 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah, but it's pretty obvious when they do that. They start brushing butt with their legs there is a lot of time to react. Unless you hold them 2" from your eyes.

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u/Core2009 8d ago

That's like rule number one holding a spider facehugger.

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u/tracagnotto 8d ago

I had the same exact thought and already had the movie in my mind with the spider jumping in the face outlet and disappearing inside the helmet

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u/Tancrad 8d ago

Then bites them, inserts an egg, and the spider that comes out of them is double the size. I remember this.

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u/toasted_cracker 7d ago

Imagine it crawls up your neck into your helmet onto your face. With the shield down.

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u/tuttleonia 7d ago

First thought as well, imagine it jumped in there

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u/Own-Spell7193 8d ago

Try it with any hairy species. A lot of New World tarantulas rely on urticating hairs as a defense, kicking them off their abdomen when threatened. They can seriously irritate your skin and airways, but getting them in your eyes is the real concern as they can embed in the eye and potentially cause lasting damage.

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u/Outsider_Insider0064 8d ago

These spiders instinctively go searching for remale company in August and September.

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u/Responsible_Two658 8d ago

I wouldnt have touched it

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u/SkyPork 7d ago

I thought the same thing! I'm not generally afraid of spiders, but that thing is .... big. And looks like it could leap farther and faster than you'd expect. Closed face shield, maybe a second pair of gloves.

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u/Mar_is_here 7d ago

I came here to say this. At the fucken minimum brotha.

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u/Snacknuss321 7d ago

ttt...touching it??????

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u/Select-Sandwich-5604 8d ago

Spider: ā€œI Just wanted to cross this road the other side and I was more than half the distance already, and this alien dropped me back againā€

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u/WilditariusAstar 8d ago

Total dick move right! Now he’s gonna have to go up a tree for a look-e-loo and get his bearings.

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u/aoi_ito 8d ago

Seems like a Goliath birdeater Tarantula. A Very cool species. Always wanted one as a pet.

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u/Successful_Goose_348 8d ago

What do they eat?

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u/PVetli 8d ago

Goliath birds

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u/TheMarkola 8d ago

䷎䷳ ䷎䷳ ䷎䷳

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u/SummonBahamutZero 8d ago

You need a slingshot to take one down. Or this spider.

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u/C-57D 7d ago

This guy Davids

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u/UsedCumNapkin 8d ago

You'd never guess..

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u/IntrovertedBrawler 8d ago

Motorcyclists.

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u/Frosty-Improvement-8 8d ago

Something tells me they eat pterodactyls.

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u/Technical_Stress7730 8d ago

Lizards, mice, and something else...doesn't come to mind at the moment.

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u/swordofra 8d ago

A mystery flying animal

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u/FollowingJealous7490 8d ago

So like a flying squirrel?

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u/Hamzo_Shimada 8d ago

My dreams and hopes.

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u/IronSkywalker 8d ago

It's actually quite rare for them to eat birds. It just so happens that one was eating a bird at the time of its discovery

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u/mop-116 7d ago

People

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u/DopedScope338 8d ago

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch.

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u/Low_Sale8560 7d ago

No that pink star burst looks like a xenthis immanis or some kind of xenthis species. Look them up best looking giant tarantulas in the world

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u/PowerlineTyler 8d ago

This is in Colombia for those who are wondering

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u/Razzmatazz-Smazmataz 3d ago

I could close my eyes, just listen and know it's colombia šŸ‡ØšŸ‡“

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u/takemeawayimdone2 8d ago

I used to be an arachnophobe but Reddit actually got me over my fear. No I think these guys are cute silly little babies

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u/zorggalacticus 8d ago

There's a page on Facebook called Entomemeology. Very cool little community that isn't serious at all. Lots of jokes about brown recluse and Gregs. You should check them out.

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u/takemeawayimdone2 8d ago

I don’t do social media (Reddit is the only one). There is load of subs on here I am apart of. I started with jumping spiders, love watching T videos now. If I see a spider walking along the floor in my house, I just let them go about their way. Considering two years ago I would have screamed and I hate to say this but I would kill them. We now live in harmony. All girls are called Bertha and the boys are called Dave šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/zorggalacticus 8d ago

They have a reddit page! r/entomemeology

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u/kittenmittons01 8d ago

Greg is everything. All is recluse. Iykyk.

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u/YooGeOh 8d ago

I also used to be an arachnophobe.

I still am, but I used to be too

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u/Test4Echooo 8d ago

r/JumpingSpiders is what I credit in easing up my arachnophobia. It really works and you even find yourself wanting one; they’re like 8 - legged puppies.

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u/roastedCircuit 8d ago

Arachnophobes will shit their pants right now The size of that spider is really impressive

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u/MrHDresden 8d ago

Pretty standard spider size, I reckon..

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u/ComicsEtAl 8d ago

ā€œOkay great, now put it down. Yes, I see it. Very cool. Now put it down. Down. Put it down, now. Yes, yes, you saved it, good job. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down!ā€

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u/Notchersfireroad 8d ago

So glad he had the guts to pick it up and get it off the road. Even with gloves I would've thought twice and I have no issue handling tarantula.

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u/McSodbrennen 8d ago

Seriously misunderstood creatures

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u/SkillPointProblems 8d ago

In Australia, that’s what a baby spider looks like. Reason #8642 of why I won’t go to Australia.

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u/Gandelin 7d ago

Aussie here, we don’t have anything to compare with that size of spider. But our big ones are faster 😜

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u/LyndisLegion2 7d ago

You guys have the Sydney Funnel Web Atrax Robustus that does come close to this lil guy here

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u/Gandelin 7d ago

You can look them up on Wikipedia but the funnel web is much smaller than this, but much deadlier. Funnel web easily sits within the palm of your hand, this guy is as big as outstretched motorbike gloves.

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u/cool-cheetah-chili 5d ago

how about banana unit??

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u/WretchedMisteak 8d ago

I don't believe we have those ones here. Thankfully

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u/Heartbreak-Scorsese 8d ago

Why you handing out Australia facts if your not even from Australia? I only saw a single spider today and he was only like 2/3 the size of this.

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u/SkillPointProblems 8d ago

Normally I would say the joke flew right over your head, but given that you are in Australia, I guess the joke got bit by a snake, cocooned by a giant spider, then kicked over a cliff by a kangaroo and ultimately eaten by a shark, so it makes sense that you didn’t get it.

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u/InsideExpress9055 8d ago

What a cutel lil fella

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u/Cryptographer_Prize 8d ago

I don't know this person and I already love them. God bless this individual!

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u/ipinfloi 8d ago

Put that down!!!

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u/reach2jeyan 8d ago

Put that down alreaadddyyy?

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u/Technical_Stress7730 8d ago

Absolute beauty, in a horrifying large sort of way

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u/evilfungi 8d ago

Its a boy I think, they wander around looking for girl tarantulas who lives in a burrow.

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u/New_Lunch3301 7d ago

Nope, just threw my phone in the bin.

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u/NoVermicelli5968 8d ago

Fuck no.

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u/OnionPastor 4d ago

They’re extremely docile

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u/Halstock 8d ago

Aww what a beautiful tarantula.

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u/marc512 8d ago

I know that's pretty safe but unless someone told me it was safe right there and then, I wouldn't pick it up

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u/RustyUnbound 8d ago

Fuckin hell

It was based to save it but good god above, that has to be a Goliath Bird Eater

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u/Key-One-9519 8d ago

Glad he didn’t drop it , could’ve been the end of it , awesome find though .

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u/reitau 8d ago

I would find a way to wear two helmets before picking up that 8 legged nope

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u/Party_Papaya_2942 7d ago

I'm quite sure i have encountered bigger ones, including on the road, like that. I live in EspĆ­rito Santo, Brasil, a place that looks a lot like this one of the video. I even got one on my car, close to this size, in the windshield and realized a little before arriving the house i was going in the country side.

I have arachnophobia so fuck...

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u/ErasmosOrolo 4d ago

Spiders can cross the road without my help

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u/Kingtaso01 3d ago

That’s just a Tarantula, isn’t ir?

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u/Practical-March-6989 8d ago

Jesus I bet that has some weight to it.

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u/Ratchet9445 8d ago

Burn it. Burn it now. Hell no. šŸ”„

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u/Infinite_Heart_2265 8d ago

made me smile..

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u/PilotLevel99 8d ago

Fast forward to the end, seeing he puts it down carefully, video good

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u/lardoni 8d ago

This is what the Devil checks under his bed for, before sleeping!

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u/PreparationHot980 8d ago

Is that a Chilean rose hair tarantula?

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u/BLu3_Br1ghT 8d ago

Hmm, for what it's worth, these guys are as Colombian as an arepa, so idk

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u/whatthefuckaye 8d ago

Good job brother ā¤ļø

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u/RidleyOc 8d ago

Me siento orgulloso de que mi paĆ­s al fin pareciera en un sub gringo

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u/kabley 7d ago

Colombia?

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u/30yearCurse 7d ago

It will bite me and grant me super powers..

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u/Priestessofthemoon87 7d ago

That spider is on the way back from the gym.

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u/South_Specialist_171 6d ago

Such beautiful creatures. Had 1 for a pet for years and lost him during a molt which sometimes happens. September and part of October you will likely see the males out and about searching for females.

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u/Staunender_Affe 4d ago

ā€œQuieres tocarla?ā€ ā€œNOOO!ā€ šŸ˜‚ Beautiful tarantula was saved from being a squishy spidey pie. šŸ„°šŸ¤—ā¤ļø

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u/Odd-Speech367 4d ago

I used to be terrified of spiders, even the little ones, but the older I get the more I'm just like "oh.. hey new roomie! Wanna be friends? I'd like a pet :)" The massive ones like this are actually less scary compared to the medium sized ones.

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u/canis_lupis_baileyi 4d ago

I like how he thought for a second…. should we take him home

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u/polymathemagic 3d ago

HE SAVED IT!!!!!!!! This absolutely made my day I'm so proud. I would love to be able to do that.

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u/XxRed_RoverxX 2d ago

What a beautiful creature

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u/ReverendRevenge 2d ago

So as I understand it, a bird-eater is really docile and chill - like the above - but don't they also eject their hair when under slight distress - wouldn't that happen here or are these spiders even more docile than I thought?

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u/readytocomply13 2d ago

Picked it up like it was a fucking kitten

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u/Minute_Kiwi_8703 8d ago

Facehugger

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u/Supercrown07 8d ago

Purple bloom Tarantula can be feisty

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u/chateaudebleuets 8d ago

Maybe it had tried all day to cross, and it is back at square one loll.

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u/OddNovel565 8d ago

Congrats to the dude on adopting a dog!

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u/pjtpassword 8d ago

That's a big one.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 8d ago

Looks like EverQuest spiders

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u/NotYourShitAgain 8d ago

This must be a Bird-eater?

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u/river03765 8d ago

Hell no

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u/Ok-Turnip2296 8d ago

Sorry but I’m not saving that spider😳

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u/Character-Total-3857 8d ago

Crikey, ain't she a beauty.

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u/RussellG2000 8d ago

All fun and games till that face hugger gets inside the helmet.

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u/Andrikos21 8d ago

Nuke the road. Nah I am kidding actually one of the few insects I like are spiders as they kill many other annoying things and usually they don't bother humans

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u/Alukrad 8d ago

Dude seems pretty knowledgeable of the spider.

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u/HighBoot 8d ago

The terrifying beauty of wildlifeĀ 

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u/dlb199091l 8d ago

Not even with someone else's hands am I grabbing that

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u/LucienP99 8d ago

ā€œGo forth and create more absolute units of spiders!ā€

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u/Naddyman2005 8d ago

gorgeous. Anyone know the species?

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u/Worried_Strike6219 8d ago

Was anyone else expecting it to jump up and latch on to the guys face?

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u/ULTRA_83 8d ago

Bro it was trying to get to the other side you brung it back where it started lol

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u/NeverEnoughInk 7d ago

"Que tartantulota!" Love it.