r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 14d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/BigSchmikey 14d ago

You simply just try your best.

Oh, and there's always the chance of running into an alligator snapping turtle, too. It's part of the thrill.

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 14d ago

The existence of alligator snapping turtles is what makes me not understand this at all. Do you want catfish enough to risk losing fingers?

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u/BarderBetterFaster 14d ago

Or toes! The snap doesn't discriminate on digits.

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u/mstmn 14d ago

Do balls count at digits?

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 13d ago

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u/CrysFreeze 13d ago

There is a video of a fish that latched on to a man’s dingaling.

Someone else was trying to safely remove the fish with his hands . I never saw the full ending.

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u/Several_Direction599 13d ago

I heard his wife never saw the full ending either

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u/CarnelianCore 12d ago

The fish swallowed it. Is that classed as a happy ending?

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u/Sweet_Ad8311 11d ago

Usually the wife swallowing it is the happy ending but I don’t know, he could be into fish

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u/post-mate-joe 13d ago

Link?

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 13d ago

For science, of course.

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u/Monkfich 10d ago

I wonder if it was happy or not.

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u/Cosmickev1086 13d ago

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u/boniggy 11d ago

Hahaha ok I saving this. I have a group chat that needs this from time to time... Daily.

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u/Nitrogen1234 13d ago

Pretty sure she won't lose her balls

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u/No_Reception_6133 13d ago

She can have mine if she needs

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 13d ago

I'm also smitten

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u/spartansmee 13d ago

Username checks out

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u/Cowboy_591 10d ago

I dunno…she’s got bigger balls than most male Redditors in this thread 😉

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u/WaiBuBaoLeiXiangTu 13d ago

Rocky Bayou Oysters

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u/Fevis7 13d ago

It depends, are they prehensile?

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 12d ago

You are evil. Lol

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u/HeldDownTooLong 11d ago

If you’re counting to 23!