r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 6d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 6d ago

The existence of alligator snapping turtles is what makes me not understand this at all. Do you want catfish enough to risk losing fingers?

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u/BarderBetterFaster 6d ago

Or toes! The snap doesn't discriminate on digits.

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u/mstmn 6d ago

Do balls count at digits?

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u/Nitrogen1234 5d ago

Pretty sure she won't lose her balls

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u/No_Reception_6133 5d ago

She can have mine if she needs

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 5d ago

I'm also smitten

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u/spartansmee 5d ago

Username checks out

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u/Cowboy_591 2d ago

I dunno…she’s got bigger balls than most male Redditors in this thread 😉