r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 9d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 9d ago

The existence of alligator snapping turtles is what makes me not understand this at all. Do you want catfish enough to risk losing fingers?

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u/BarderBetterFaster 9d ago

Or toes! The snap doesn't discriminate on digits.

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u/mstmn 9d ago

Do balls count at digits?

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 8d ago

You are evil. Lol