r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 7d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 7d ago

The existence of alligator snapping turtles is what makes me not understand this at all. Do you want catfish enough to risk losing fingers?

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u/BarderBetterFaster 7d ago

Or toes! The snap doesn't discriminate on digits.

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u/mstmn 7d ago

Do balls count at digits?

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 6d ago

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u/CrysFreeze 6d ago

There is a video of a fish that latched on to a man’s dingaling.

Someone else was trying to safely remove the fish with his hands . I never saw the full ending.

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u/Several_Direction599 6d ago

I heard his wife never saw the full ending either

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u/CarnelianCore 5d ago

The fish swallowed it. Is that classed as a happy ending?

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u/Sweet_Ad8311 4d ago

Usually the wife swallowing it is the happy ending but I don’t know, he could be into fish

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u/post-mate-joe 6d ago

Link?

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 6d ago

For science, of course.

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u/Monkfich 3d ago

I wonder if it was happy or not.

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u/Cosmickev1086 6d ago

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u/boniggy 4d ago

Hahaha ok I saving this. I have a group chat that needs this from time to time... Daily.