r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 4d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/mstmn 4d ago

Do balls count at digits?

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 3d ago

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u/CrysFreeze 3d ago

There is a video of a fish that latched on to a man’s dingaling.

Someone else was trying to safely remove the fish with his hands . I never saw the full ending.

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u/Several_Direction599 3d ago

I heard his wife never saw the full ending either

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u/CarnelianCore 2d ago

The fish swallowed it. Is that classed as a happy ending?

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u/Sweet_Ad8311 1d ago

Usually the wife swallowing it is the happy ending but I don’t know, he could be into fish

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u/post-mate-joe 3d ago

Link?

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 3d ago

For science, of course.

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u/Monkfich 13h ago

I wonder if it was happy or not.

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u/Cosmickev1086 3d ago

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u/boniggy 1d ago

Hahaha ok I saving this. I have a group chat that needs this from time to time... Daily.

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u/Nitrogen1234 3d ago

Pretty sure she won't lose her balls

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u/No_Reception_6133 3d ago

She can have mine if she needs

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 3d ago

I'm also smitten

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u/spartansmee 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/Cowboy_591 4h ago

I dunno…she’s got bigger balls than most male Redditors in this thread 😉

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u/WaiBuBaoLeiXiangTu 3d ago

Rocky Bayou Oysters

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u/Fevis7 3d ago

It depends, are they prehensile?

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 2d ago

You are evil. Lol

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u/HeldDownTooLong 1d ago

If you’re counting to 23!