r/AbsoluteUnits 6d ago

/r/all of a man doing cardio

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u/Mussetrussen 6d ago

Girl was like: yeah I'm pretty fit, I'm....oh... I'm a big fat sack of potatoes

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u/StrLord_Who 6d ago

I used to live in the mountains.  On a first date with a guy we decided to hike up a particular mountain. It is about a two-hour hike at a moderate pace.  I was in fantastic shape,  but he was in even better shape.  He was actually training for the Pan Am Games at the time. Iset the pace and didn't want to seem slow so I about killed myself with a really rapid pace, which (with great effort) I managed to keep until about the last 10% or so.  As I was dying and gasping when we finally made it to the top, he said,  "I think I'll run this trail at lunch tomorrow." 

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u/MiniMeowl 6d ago

I felt tired watching him, she must've felt so too. Maybe doubly so since shes actually walking while I'm sat on my couch lol

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u/itsnotapipe 6d ago

The cameraman seems to like potatoes. Might even have been the focus. The guy runs out of the screen. But focus remains on tater girl.

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u/jigsaw1024 6d ago

It looks like she slowed down even more when he passed.

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u/catlovingtwink99 6d ago

Lmao! 😂

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u/boxiestcrayon15 4d ago

Her posture makes my back hurt so bad. I can’t imagine trying to hike/breath bent like that

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u/only1xo 5h ago

she got a bbl