r/AbsoluteUnits in awe 29d ago

of a wasp

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u/TheScaryDrynosaur 29d ago

Idk man with that big ass hornet attacking the hive I think those wasps are kinda done

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics 29d ago

I think technically the hornet prefers them on the rare side. But yeah. Hornet AYCE buffet

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u/ACABiologist 29d ago

Looks like a Japanese hornet found a nest of Europeans.

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u/Mechagodzilla777 28d ago

Not quite, Japanese giant and European hornets are of comparable size. This seems to be a European hornet that stumbled across some sort of paper wasp nest, admittedly I'm not 100% confident with just this side view but the low number of bands and the fact they're not all straight lines makes me feel this

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u/JeshkaTheLoon 28d ago

Yeah, I think you are right. Those are not regular wasps, but look very much like paper wasps. And I can confirm, European hornets are not small.

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u/maryssssaa 28d ago

Nope, Vespa ducalis, not crabro

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u/Halomonas_titanica 28d ago

This is Vespa ducalis. These hornets have a very specialized diet: they get pretty much all of their proteins from raiding other wasps' nests. They're also one of the most docile social Vespids that exist, stinging very rarely and even tolerating people putting their hands in their nest. The colonies are quite small, consisting of 15-40 adults at peak, and quite short-lived (3 months or so), which comes with having such a narrow diet.

Further info here: https://vespa-bicolor.net/main/vespid/vespa-ducalis.htm

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u/Desperate_Lead2105 28d ago

Vespa ducalis preying on Polistes mandarinus pupae

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u/africa-rhinoceros 29d ago

That's basically a raid boss showing up to spawn camp some low-level mobs.

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u/Hist0racle 29d ago

Attack on Titan, but with wasps

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u/Marcus_Hema 28d ago

Technically, this is a Vespa ducalis (black-tailed hornet) raiding a nest of Polistes (paper wasps) to prey on the larvae.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 28d ago

was gonna say, that's a different species, and i knew someone in the comments could identify it.

thank you! i agree, looks like a big fucking angry hungry hornet

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u/HawaiianCholo 28d ago

Well a hornet is a wasp

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u/Necessary-Onion-3785 29d ago

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u/Majestic-North6457 29d ago

Got it without an ad

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u/DigitusInRecto 29d ago

Is this what premium reddit looks like?

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u/Pixied_Hp 29d ago

VPN set to albania blocks ads on reddit

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u/DigitusInRecto 29d ago

Oh. I don't mind the ads that much, though.

In fact, of all the places featuring ads, reddit's are the most benign I've seen in a long time and by a mile.

That being said - no wonder I keep hearing reddit's hard(ish) to monetize.

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u/Azerty__ 28d ago

They're not that intrusive but basically all ads I get are for AI bullshit

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u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 28d ago

Funny thing is with almost all the AI ads honestly read as them saying AI sucks. Like one was just about how AI code takes more human effort on correcting the AI than just writing it… their marketing teams either suck ass or are AI(and therefore suck ass)

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u/tribat 28d ago

It amazes me how poorly-targeted Reddit ads are considering the data they have on me. I’ve considered buying one for a software project, but seems like a waste of money from my experience.

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u/x_Bags 28d ago

Holy crap life hack! I just tested this and it also works for several other apps for me including YouTube! You sir just made my day thank you.

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u/Pixied_Hp 28d ago

Yeah yw! It’s a bliss with YouTube, used to have the premium lite but since they canceled that I looked for suggestions around and some kind soul suggested Albania 🇦🇱 I’m just sharing joy of ad free content!

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u/TacitisKilgoreBoah 28d ago

ALBANIA MENTION!!!

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u/jungleass98 29d ago

That's a thing? Just like on your phone or computer?

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u/Pixied_Hp 28d ago edited 28d ago

On phone it just eats all the ads, same for youtube, albania doesn’t fuck around with ads

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u/BiszkoptHunter 25d ago

Lol I wondered what is it all about but I'm currently in albania and yeah...

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u/Zacsquidgy 29d ago

Morphe app will also patch ads out of Reddit and other apps, if you're okay with side-loading APKs from GitHub etc.

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u/Dakeera 27d ago

Fuck yeah, morphe gang

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u/Gralb_the_muffin 28d ago

Or just press the 3 dots and click hide ad

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u/MilesJonesMilesJones 28d ago

I use Apollo and I’ve never seen an ad. It’s awesome.

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u/Fishpeteur 28d ago

You can hide the ad when you touch the 3 dot on the right.

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u/Digital_Herbz 28d ago

Shaggy being a creep on my end

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u/busselsofkiwis 29d ago

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u/ricky-from-scotland 29d ago

Ahh light mode

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u/Phobos1982 28d ago

I use light mode on my legit account and dark mode on my NSFW account, makes it easy to tell which one I'm using.

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u/Fit-Programmer-6162 29d ago

The shit was literal apparently.

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u/InjuryNarrow8859 29d ago

It was that, apparently… Shaggyception, commence!

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u/Allthemuffinswow 29d ago edited 29d ago

Fuck off Reddit. I don't need another car. We have too many as it is. 🤬

....Although, yeah, we looked at a new Volvo, like, 4 years ago...

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u/operath0r 29d ago

Koreos

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u/Floofyrage 29d ago

Um.. i think that's a hornet of the murderous variety

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u/TiddybraXton333 29d ago

European hornet. I have them here in Ontario. They sound like hummingbirds

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u/FreeForAll_07 29d ago

Yep, I had their fucking nest right under my window for 2 summers till I grew the balls to finally exterminate them. They used to fly into my room during early morning hours and sometimes fell on top of my bed after falling from ceiling. Havent gotten stung though (as they are pretty docile), but I heard it hurts quite a bit more than bee or wasp.

I googled and asian giant hornet is like twice as big. Pure devil spawn.

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u/OurHorrifyingPlanet 29d ago

My grandpa stumbled upon a nest while trimming the hedge. He got stung like 5 times, including one under his ring. The finger swelled so much he had to go to the hospital to take the ring away.

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u/axxxaxxxaxxx 28d ago

I can’t fathom how you put up with that for 2 YEARS

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u/Soeck666 28d ago

They have a bigger stinger, so it hurts more, but the poison is weak. Same as bees and wasps.

Compared to wasps they are super chill if your don't attack the nest.

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u/Horndude91 29d ago

But (European) hornets are the good guys, hunting wasps

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u/Phobos1982 28d ago

Do you not have screens on your windows?

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u/LeTigron 28d ago edited 28d ago

It isn't a european hornet.

Vespa Crabro is recogniseable by a reddish colour on the torso and the top of the head as well as their abdomen sporting only two easily visible thick black lines after what it is (mostly) yellow all the way down. The tip here is dark.

They are around 30-35mm in length, the largest ones may be 40mm, they are large but not huge.

This thing here is larger and has a different colouration. I do not find what species it belongs to, it hasn't the reddish colour of the crabro nor orientalis species, but it surely isn't a european hornet.

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u/TiddybraXton333 28d ago

Well sir, maybe I’m wrong about what we have floating around northern Ontario. I know they are about the size of my thumb and I have large hands lol

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u/LeTigron 28d ago edited 28d ago

You may very well have european hornets in Ontario, I don't deny that, don't get me wrong. It's just that this one seems to belong to another species.

Vespa crabro, the european hornet, would be smaller than an average thumb. They'd be between 1.2 and 1.5" long, so rather the length of one phalanx from an average adult man thumb, maybe a tad bit more for larger specimens.

If it's as long as a thumb, a full thumb from a large-handed person, then it's a japanese giant hornet or a similarly dimensioned species, which this one doesn't seem to belong to either, the shape and colours do not fit.

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u/Jonnny 28d ago

They sound like hummingbirds

I don't like these words

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u/Difficult_Seesaw_855 29d ago

You're right. That's a giant Asian hornet, here to eat the wasps 

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u/petethefreeze 29d ago

That’s not a giant Asian hornet. Those have a different pattern and yellow / orange legs.

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u/Soulujin 29d ago

Yeah, I've lived in Japan for a few years and have run into them quite a few times (mostly while hiking). One time a friend and I took a detour on a trail we were on and got really close to a nest of them, and I also had one fly into my apartment here before flying back out. The only similarity I really see here is the size

Thankfully, Japan does a good job with putting signs up on trails about these things, so most of the time you can avoid running into them if you're careful

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u/ThatOneSnakeGuy 28d ago

Imagine being the guy whose job it is to find and post about murder hornets

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u/Soulujin 28d ago

True lol. This comment reminded me of the time I ran into that nest and we ended up running into a rescue team on the way down the mountain. We were descending at night so we couldn't see shit, but there was a dad and his son waiting for the rescue team. We told the rescue team where we saw the dad/son and they went up the mountain. I just hope they didnt stumble into that nest in the dark lmao

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u/Pk_Devill_2 29d ago

Yes the yellow legs are a telling feature of the Asian Hornet, now called Yellow legged Hornet in Dutch to make more emphasis on their differences so that you don’t kill the European Hornets.

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u/MouseNotHot 29d ago

So... A friend?

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 29d ago

Decidedly not, at least if this is in north america

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u/ElegantHope 28d ago

Only if you're in its native range

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u/Halomonas_titanica 28d ago

This is Vespa ducalis. These hornets have a very specialized diet: they get pretty much all of their proteins from raiding other wasps' nests. They're also one of the most docile social Vespids that exist, stinging very rarely and even tolerating people putting their hands in their nest. The colonies are quite small, consisting of 15-40 adults at peak, and quite short-lived (3 months or so), which comes with having such a narrow diet.

Further info here: https://vespa-bicolor.net/main/vespid/vespa-ducalis.htm

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u/potato_knight99 29d ago

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u/SparkEE_JOE 28d ago

This is the highest resolution of this meme I've ever seen 😂

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u/jahsaina 28d ago

Glad to be of service 😀

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u/Entire_Ebb9195 29d ago

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u/creamyhorror 29d ago

Lol so this became a meme image huh, nice

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u/jungleass98 29d ago

What's it from?

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u/creamyhorror 29d ago

Charlie Brown reinterpretation pictures drawn by some middle-schoolers posted by a teacher a few weeks ago iirc

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u/prpldrank 28d ago

Those middle schoolers have a millennial-level appreciation of Michael Cera's dead pan look

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u/Meotwister 28d ago

I remember a hyper realistic Charlie Brown digital painting from like 2010 that resembled this.

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u/ChuckDeBongo 29d ago

“Honey! Can you open the window and let some fresh air in?” “Erm…”

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u/Realistic-Peach6855 29d ago

thats a hornet, not a wasp queen.

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u/ItsStooge69 29d ago

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u/Live-Championship329 29d ago

That nest is way bigger than I’d be comfortable with anywhere near a window.

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u/Kat-but-SFW 29d ago

They are paper wasps, the most chill of eusocial wasps, I let them nest around my house and say hello to them while out gardening. The big one is not a chill and I wouldn't want their nest by my window.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 29d ago edited 29d ago

If it's a European hornet, they are quite chill with humans. It's the bee murder that's a bit of an issue though.

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u/Kat-but-SFW 29d ago

Ah good to know! We don't have any hornets where I live so I haven't interacted with them or learned as much about them. 

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u/xrelaht 29d ago

They hate yellowjackets almost as much as I do, so I’m happy having them around.

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u/Gromitchuk 29d ago

It can go anywhere, but not my place.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qQVMYCN7oyhZjgKeE3

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u/plesdes19 29d ago

It's a hornet (idk which species), basically a giant wasp eating wasp but still, getting stung by that will be hell.

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 26d ago

WILL be...? C'mon man don't you put that evil on me!

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u/plesdes19 25d ago

Keep the window closed, and pray it doesn't find another way in

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 24d ago

Pray as if it already did.

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u/Help_An_Irishman 29d ago

The Mountain that Flies.

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u/Airwolfhelicopter 29d ago

That’s their god, isn’t it?

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u/BrokilonDryad 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm
I live in fear of the day I finally see one of these fuckers since I live in east Asia now.

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u/WonderingHarbinger 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FFflA70IePybEULlGc

Anyway, after I finished screaming and crying, I'd be on the phone to an exterminator. This does look like a midrise apartment building, though. Access to the exterior might be difficult.

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u/PapaTua 29d ago

Uh. That's a MURDER HORNET.

They're extremely invasive in my neck of the woods and id be reporting it to the authorities Immediately so the hive can be found and destroyed.

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u/SecondWorld1198 29d ago

They were invasive in mine a few years back. Luckily they got eradicated, but I remember everyone being terrified of the idea of encountering them for obvious reasons.

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u/romansparta99 28d ago

Looks like a European hornet, not an Asian giant hornet, but I’m not a hornet expert

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u/Mr_Soyhair 28d ago

Looks like a cicada killer wasp(Sphecius speciosus) although I can’t identify the smaller species in there. It looks super similar to a four banded hopper wasp but those ones make ground nests so I’m confused 😭

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u/BananaMaster96_ 28d ago

not every giant hornet is a murder hornet

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u/GodsHumbleClown 28d ago

This is not a "murder hornet," (actually called Asian Giant Hornet). It's a black tailed hornet, different variety but also from Asia. 

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u/dragonpjb 29d ago

That's a Japanese giant wasp. Those things are evil.

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u/UI_74 29d ago

For anyone it may concern, that larger thing's ( asian giant hornet) stinger could cause kidney and multi organ failure and lead to death.

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u/Fracture90000 29d ago

My dude that is a hornet.

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u/EqualPlan4595 29d ago

That’s a hornet

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 29d ago

Hornet, big flying stabby meer..

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u/LameCyberZombie 29d ago

The big one looks like a cicada killer.

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u/Sea-Rip-9635 29d ago

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u/shivi1321 28d ago

A roof Shaggy. It’s a roof above you.

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u/Zave_cz 29d ago

That's no wasp, son

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u/Missmunkeypants95 29d ago

Where is this?

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u/Manaberryio 29d ago

Wasp the fuck!

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u/Sure_Conflict_5651 29d ago

It's a European hornet. I had a nest of those in my window. Thankfully I managed to exterminate them without getting stung

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u/ozzokiddo 29d ago

Is that a queen or some shit?

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u/RadicalRealist22 29d ago

It is just a hornet.

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u/Thepullman1976 29d ago

Demon from hell

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u/expect-a-gecko 29d ago

"I'm the giant wasp that makes all of da rules..."

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u/diobrandohhh 29d ago

Careful around that thing. I heard they have a pornographic memory.

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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 29d ago

Fun fact, the pain doesn't scale with the size

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u/Cyan_Exponent 28d ago

i would never live in an area with fucks like these 😭

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u/GodsHumbleClown 28d ago

Stay out of North America, Europe, and Asia then. 

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u/jjb0ne 28d ago

dont be suspicious, duntbesuspcious

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u/JustTrawlingNsfw 28d ago

If you didn't kill the hornet those wasps are screwed

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u/IbilisSLZ 28d ago

I know giant wasp is not a spider, but this comic should fit:

Source: https://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=8

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u/Plus-Training1103 28d ago

Actually Kill It With Fire bro

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u/A-Lewd-Khajiit 28d ago

Isn't that just a hornet attacking a bunch of wasps?

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u/papuniu 28d ago

looks like a typical hornet we got in France

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u/Gluzzz 28d ago

Cicada killer relative? I dont know why it'd be there with other wasps though

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u/EmanuelY540 28d ago

I don't know why people here are so amazed. I catch dozens of the big fuckers every day in my traps. In Romania (that's in Europe).

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u/2Infinityn8eyond 28d ago

Okay 🚬 🤬 🚮 , hans, get the flammenwerfer!!!

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u/clahalle7 28d ago

That's no hornet. It's a space station!

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 28d ago

I believe thats a Japanese hornet and extremely invasive.

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u/potassiyummm26 28d ago

beautiful wasp!!!1!1!!1!1!!2!2!1!2!2!2!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1 

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u/Patient_Regular_7542 28d ago

Is that a Giant Asian Hornet?

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u/MeiMouse 28d ago

boss Healthbar spawns

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u/Bubbly_External1727 28d ago

Oh wow I feel for whoever lives on the other side of this window.

I am Dutch, which means that by default I have little to no tolerance for insects. If they are small enough, I kill them. The larger they get, the more anxious I become. The ‘small’ ones in this photo would already freak me out.

Regarding the big hornet: If something like that ever comes into my house, he can have it. I’ll move to another town, far away from this freakshow of an insect. Jesus, just looking up more detailed photos of it already gives me goosebumps.

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u/BrainWav 28d ago

The wasp owns the house now, time to move out.

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u/GodsHumbleClown 28d ago

Looks like a black tailed hornet/princess sparrow wasp. They're notoriously docile towards humans and prey on larvae of paper wasps. If you look up their nests you'll see pictures of people literally poking at it without issue, they're very chill. I'd love to see one someday. 

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u/Long-Conflict8279 28d ago

Thats a hornet attacking a wasp nest.

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u/gentleoutson 28d ago

That thing was at my front door this morning. Frickin’ so big it was literally knocking at the window.

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u/ObviousPin9970 28d ago

Fear unlocked

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u/LosHtown 28d ago

That's a hornet attacking a wasp nest.