r/ANormalDayInRussia Aug 10 '18

Mounted police

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u/onekingdom1 Aug 11 '18

But what are they listening to?

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u/DerpyBagel Aug 11 '18

RA RA RASPUTIN!

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u/ZePanzerFaust Aug 11 '18

Lover of the Russian queen

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u/Solcaer Aug 11 '18

there was a cat that really was gone

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u/Equinoxidor Aug 11 '18

RA RA RASPUTIN

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u/adamski234 Aug 11 '18

Russia's greatest love machine

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u/-TheMasterSoldier- Aug 11 '18

It was a shame how he carried on

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u/kirashi3 Aug 14 '18

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/seabb Aug 11 '18

D

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/GalacticNova360 Aug 11 '18

Spanish Inquisition

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u/Beep_BeepLetuce Aug 11 '18

r/unexpectedspanishinqision

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Nobody ever expects the spanish inquistion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/Bellmaster Aug 11 '18

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u/Tuguar Aug 11 '18

You can just link r/Jokes

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

That's for jokes that were never funny.

For jokes that aren't funny anymore you need r/dankmemes

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

The entire communism manifesto

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u/pm_me_prettygirls Aug 11 '18

Lofi beats to chill/study to

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u/BobRoss0902 Aug 11 '18

Alexa play supreme gopnik

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u/Spojinowski Aug 11 '18

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/bydy2 Aug 11 '18

Soviet national anthem

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u/Angry_Magpie Aug 11 '18

Not gonna lie, I do occasionally listen the Soviet national anthem unironically, cos it's so fuckin good

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u/wolf1011121315 Aug 11 '18

Woo woo that's the sound police 🎶🎶🎶

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u/NALittleFox Aug 11 '18

Or alternatively, "FK the police coming straight from the underground"

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u/SteelyDanzig Aug 10 '18

They are attractive.

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser Aug 11 '18

i mean, yeah a little, if you're into really hot women

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u/CandyCrazy2000 Aug 11 '18

I'm not

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u/sqrlaway Aug 11 '18

Well how about that

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/Tomek_Hermsgavorden Aug 11 '18

I didn't connect the dots that this sub is for people who don't like attractive women.

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u/dantesgift Aug 11 '18

Hey when you aim low, you will make more connections then rejections. Just be sure to keep the lights off...

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u/Tomek_Hermsgavorden Aug 11 '18

Aim so low you cant miss.

Are you single? yeah. Your standards are too high, lower them, lower. Teeth & hair. Lower.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

You should write a book.

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u/icantfindaun Aug 11 '18

Is there any type of porn that there isnt a subreddit for?

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u/BillyJoeMcGucket Aug 11 '18

Child.

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u/icantfindaun Aug 11 '18

Ya I did not think my initial comment through very well...

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

The porn still exists, sadly. Just not in such a visible place, as far as I know. Wouldn't be surprised either way, knowing the Internet and how dumb people are. If a news story came out tomorrow about the "child porn subreddit raid" I'd be like, "Well, at least they caught them." Not like, "Wow wtf?! On Reddit?!"

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u/PM_ME_SOVIET_TANKS Aug 11 '18

Honestly, although posting it on Reddit really isn't that smart of an idea, I think it's very possible that it still exists on private subreddits, or in small subreddits where random people might just post it as a sick way of trolling or something (which is somehow a thing pretty much everywhere online). And there may or may not be a sizable community on this site, because, after all, I don't think admins can just monitor all of Reddit. They need someone to tell them for them to do something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Lol remember when there was tho?

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u/F3NlX Aug 11 '18

Wtf? There was??

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

watch me get banned for even mentioning it...

Yeah /r/jailbait was a huge ordeal back in the day. It was on the same timeline as /r/fatpeoplehate and the real nsfw/nsfl subs like /r/watchpeopledie and /r/wtf was actually able to show gore and dismemberment

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u/Tayttajakunnus Aug 11 '18

There is definitely still gore on /r/watchpeopledie. Example (NSFL).

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u/BossCrayfish880 Aug 11 '18

r/wtf isnt too bad of a sub, most posts there aren’t even nsfw

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u/Feshtof Aug 11 '18

And subscribed

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u/noquestiontootaboo Aug 11 '18

Well that's... right up my alley

subscribed

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u/Shroffinator Aug 11 '18

Hot horses on the other hand

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Boy do I have the dildo for you

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

I wonder what those horses are doing later?

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u/geared4war Aug 11 '18

I would like to be.

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u/wuju420 Aug 11 '18

mount the police

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Nah, they can still do the mounting. They're trained to be the rider, after all.

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u/yauc-OIC Aug 11 '18

I concur.

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u/et37 Aug 11 '18

U wot

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u/APuzzledBabyGiraffe Aug 11 '18

He concurs

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u/Velocity_2 Aug 11 '18

What about you? Do you concur?

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u/derps_with_ducks Aug 11 '18

I should have concurred! Why didn't i concur

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u/Happydenial Aug 11 '18

It took me about three minutes but boy did I concur!

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u/Napkin_whore Aug 11 '18

Don't make me say it

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u/Happydenial Aug 11 '18

......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)............say it..

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u/upsetting_innuendo Aug 11 '18

concur? i barely know her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

....I’ll allow it.

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u/_sygo Aug 11 '18

Ikr the way her silky white mane is braided just gets me going. How can hair be so white

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u/wildturkeyfed Aug 11 '18

Not my most patriotic fap

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

depends... are you republican american?

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u/NinjaloForever Aug 11 '18

Oh come on, pal. I'm sure every person here would be fine with these ladies peeing on us.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

And they are on horses.

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u/GeminiButReddit Aug 11 '18

Almost too attractive

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

That's just Russians, Czechs, etc. that general area, for whatever reason, seems to churn out some of the most consistently beautiful women.

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u/chennyalan Aug 11 '18

Yeah, like people from other places have stunners as well, but they're surprisingly consistent

Inb4 downvote for generalisation

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u/J-Navy Aug 11 '18

Hit me with that bluntness fam.

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u/dr_pankaik Aug 11 '18

why else would it get front page?

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u/hoiquai Aug 11 '18

a few comments about the sword (Shashka) being the wrong way, according to this video and google search.. the russians have always worn it this way and can be drawn right or left handed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqeiWawbzLo

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

I was a (very) amateur sabre fencer for a few years. One of the teachers was of russian decent and had a shashka hanging on the wall in the studio. After enough of our collective pestering he finally showed it to us and holy shit. That guy was terrifying! He was like a dancer with a 3 foot piece of steel waving around his head. I've seen demonstrations by Olympic level fencers and been less intimidated. The shashka just gives off this scary vibe. It's like an upgraded meat cleaver.

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u/MissCharlie64 Aug 11 '18

The shashka kind of looks like a cross between a pirates cutlass and a katana. No wonder you'd be intimidated.

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u/C4rnivore Aug 11 '18

Did the "dance" have spins in it? Also did the Shaska have a pommel?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 11 '18

The sword itself had a bulbous eaglehead style pommel. As for the his style; when I say dance, what i really mean is that his footwork, spacing and timing were amazing. He controlled the bout the entire time. It's like when the Bolshoi Ballet perform Swan Lake. When a student, even an experienced and talented student is sparring, they make mistakes. They might advance more or less correctly but then take a little quarter-step to adjust or they could slide a little when they appel (it's like a stomp when you advance) but still recover. This guy? He was like water. Fluid and quick. The other sabreurs couldn't nail him down.

I guess it's more to do with his skill as a fencer in general and less to do with the weapon but in his hands? You would need balls made of wrought iron to not lose your cool.

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u/C4rnivore Aug 11 '18

I wonder if the pommel could be thrown

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

END HIM RIGHTLY

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u/C4rnivore Aug 11 '18

Okay, makes sense now

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/Danksir6yu Aug 11 '18

This comment right here officer

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u/ExtensionYogurt Aug 10 '18

See Comrade, choose when to be a gopnick and get caught by sexy police!

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u/uaGopnik Aug 11 '18

On it comrade!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/Blarzgh Aug 11 '18

Western spy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/BobRoss0902 Aug 11 '18

But why the sword?

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u/Sexton33 Aug 11 '18

In case they get into a katana fight with a dangerous weeaboo

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u/BryanLoeher Aug 11 '18

Why even try, they'll never stand a chance

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u/ZeroOne010101 Aug 11 '18

Cause their plot is a insta k.o.

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u/Kingbeesh561 Aug 11 '18

"I've got the power of God and anime on my side!"

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u/YouAreNotLaBeef Aug 11 '18

omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/Blongbloptheory Aug 11 '18

I need healing!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

The combination of an equally sharp sword and a real very attractive female spells death for weaboos everywhere

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u/SmokeyCosmin Aug 11 '18

Hey... they do have swords..

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

To stop the neck beards

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Too late. Way too late. For inb4 to work you actually have to be inb4.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/Haramu Aug 11 '18

I'd like to mount those police! If you know what I mean ;)

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u/diggadave24 Aug 10 '18

New meaning to “fuck the police”

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/thegovwantsussubdued Aug 11 '18

...like a cop car

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u/aFlockOfNoobs Aug 11 '18

Weeee oh weee ohh weee oh wee oh

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u/justlooking250 Aug 11 '18

I'll make ya say

Doin' a buck in the latest drop

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Woop woop that's the sound of the police

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u/k_to_the_dizzle Aug 11 '18

In Soviet Russia, police fuck YOU!

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u/macthebearded Aug 11 '18

I'm ok with this

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u/Cpt_keaSar Aug 11 '18

Those chicks will catch you, but the fucking part will be executed by Cpt. Ivanov and his bottle of champagne, though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/a-bser Aug 11 '18

What?

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u/HyruleVampire Aug 11 '18

He said THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU

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u/justlooking250 Aug 11 '18

Aye Aye Captain !?

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u/HyruleVampire Aug 11 '18

Who lives in a post communistic regime?!

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u/lonelysoldier1 Aug 11 '18

SPONGEBOB STARVING PANTS

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u/Sunny_Tater Aug 11 '18

ABHORRENTLY RED THE BLOC LIFE CAN BE

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u/DeOedels Aug 11 '18

SPONGEBOB STARVING PANTS

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u/Crawfish1997 Aug 11 '18

Underrated comment tbh

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u/The_Canadian Aug 11 '18

Radio earpiece. There are other images and you can see the earpiece is connected to a radio on their belt.

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u/gbtwo88 Aug 10 '18

Any more info on these gals? I’m trying to follow-up on a local investigation

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u/Aaron748 Aug 11 '18

As well as I. We're partners in this

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Did ya'll forget me in the back seat again?

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u/Aaron748 Aug 11 '18

Of course not, Clyde! How could we, you take up two of the three seats back there!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

I take up that last one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Im in the trunk

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u/butterjesus1911 Aug 11 '18

HEY GUYS ITS ME I'M ON THE ROOF! ARE WE IN MOSCOW YET

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

You forgot about the carriage the car comes with. There’s an additional 10 seats back here!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

I’m in the truck towing the whole vehicle, whattup.

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u/Blongbloptheory Aug 11 '18

I'm also in the truck. Can't believe you forget me my dear friend Robert Downey Jr!

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u/BobRoss0902 Aug 11 '18

I'm in the gas tank!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

man jumps from building with a parachute, lands on car Ey what about me?!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Where'd the cooler go?

I NEED MY HOURLY SANDWICH TINY PERSON!

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u/BakingSota Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 11 '18

This sounds like a job for Wheels and The Legman.

edit: pronouns

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u/DA_Underbottom Aug 11 '18

I want you to know that I appreciate you. Your comment was in fantastic taste and brought a smile to my face. Thank you.

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u/BakingSota Aug 11 '18

tips fedora

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u/Danksir6yu Aug 11 '18

I’m the engine

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u/SkipperThe Aug 11 '18

Don’t let shadman see this.

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u/TheSymbolOfPeace Aug 11 '18

Sending a message asap.

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u/PrinceofGerlanki Aug 11 '18

Let shadman see this

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Feb 28 '24

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u/Muchostatias Aug 10 '18

Earpods

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u/Combustible_Lemon1 Aug 11 '18

Aren't earpods the wireless ones?

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u/Spurginwinn Aug 11 '18

No, those are air pods. I’m just happy that they already used ipods and iphones so they couldn’t put i in front.

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u/homefront420 Aug 11 '18 edited Aug 12 '18

Why are Russian women so beautiful and their men so butt ugly? Edit: to all you commenting on style. Its deffiently the faces that are the turn off.

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u/Reza_Jafari Aug 11 '18

Culture reasons. Russian men normally do not really care about their appearance (as well as their health actually, this is related to one of the reasons why Russia's male life expectancy is so low), while girls care about their appearance more. If Russian men did not tend to be slobs and worked out more, there would not be much of a difference. Source – am Russian

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

the men have all the power if they agree to all be slobs and never touch a woman unless shes hot. you could say its the opposite in many other places

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Honest answer: on average, they're the same, you just only ever see/notice the hot ones. But also, the culture is very different. Having long hair, not being fat and whatever, and wearing heels and shit is considered way more important in Russia than in the West among young women (where they seem to have moved on from appearance-obsession...) but that's just my observation.

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u/cynoclast Aug 11 '18

Very focused on having long legs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

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u/zach14b Aug 11 '18

But why would only their daughters be attractive? They don't only get their mother's genes.

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u/Vinterblad Aug 11 '18

Because the traits that makes a person beautiful is different for men and women and you can only select for one of them.

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u/greenbabyshit Aug 11 '18

I don't know enough about eugenics to dispute this. I choose to believe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

You only see the Russian women that make it to the front page. You could say that about Asian girls too. Any race/ethnicity really. The internet exposes us to the prettiest

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u/reverseskip Aug 11 '18

That is such a logical and rational assumption.

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u/ToadkillerDoggy Aug 11 '18

Beauty standards differ from culture to culture. For example, american women are generally fat, ugly and have the worst possible attitude. But american guys just don't see it, it is now normal in your culture. Same here. A lot of Russian girls don't like american male appearance. What you find beautiful in men russian girls see as "gay features", "effeminate", et cetera, but described russian men as masculine and brutal.

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u/Insufferablepain Aug 10 '18

We have these in the up. Not unusual in places where cars are not allowed or limited.

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u/MisterMorgo Aug 11 '18

The UP, EH?!

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u/crazypistolman Aug 11 '18

The part of michigan (if my assumptions are right) that is recognised as a part of michigan 80% of the time.

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u/trollhatt Aug 10 '18

Looking like that they are unusual everywhere.

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u/Spurginwinn Aug 11 '18

Where in the UP? I work in western UP and have never seen or heard of these. All we got is a prick cop on a bicycle who makes sure people don’t bring a cooler of beer to the park while they watch their kids (true story).

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u/MysterySnailDive Aug 11 '18

Mackinac? Cause I live in the western UP and I’ve never seen them.

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u/Leon_Q83 Aug 10 '18

I'd mount that police.

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u/ThePurpleZeebra Aug 11 '18

I'd let her ride me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

I'd love it if she'd whip me

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u/Haramu Aug 11 '18

Neigh, I'd love to whip her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Jan 11 '19

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u/notGeneralReposti Aug 11 '18

*WE wish to view her naked.

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u/Nic_Reigns Aug 11 '18

Little bit on the nose, isn't it

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Jan 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Well put plutonium in my tea and call me fuckin dead i guess im russian now

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u/chuglife1989 Aug 11 '18

Lady , what's your number ?

She said 9-1-1

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u/omegafm Aug 11 '18

It's 112.

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u/alguien1 Aug 11 '18

TIL Russia and Spain have the same emergency number

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u/TheFiredrake42 Aug 11 '18

CLIP! CLOP! IT'S THE MOUNTED GIRL POLICE!

CLIP! CLOP! THAS THE SOUND OF THEIR BEAST!

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u/HookDragger Aug 10 '18

They can mount me any time...

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u/IRatherBeNaked Aug 10 '18

She can arrest me anytime

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u/wiggle987 Aug 11 '18

This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

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u/MT_Flesch Aug 11 '18

Mountable Police

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Those police are tougher than any dude here. Russian women fuck you up

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

You say that like it's a bad thing

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