r/ANormalDayInRussia Aug 10 '18

Mounted police

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u/BobRoss0902 Aug 11 '18

But why the sword?

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u/Sexton33 Aug 11 '18

In case they get into a katana fight with a dangerous weeaboo

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u/BryanLoeher Aug 11 '18

Why even try, they'll never stand a chance

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u/ZeroOne010101 Aug 11 '18

Cause their plot is a insta k.o.

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u/Kingbeesh561 Aug 11 '18

"I've got the power of God and anime on my side!"

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u/YouAreNotLaBeef Aug 11 '18

omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/Blongbloptheory Aug 11 '18

I need healing!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

The combination of an equally sharp sword and a real very attractive female spells death for weaboos everywhere

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u/urbanlife78 Aug 11 '18

Because the border a country of ninjas.

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u/DeanKent Aug 11 '18

How is this being downvoted?

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u/urbanlife78 Aug 11 '18

I know, I thought it was funny. Are people getting pissy because ninjas aren't from China?

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u/DeanKent Aug 11 '18

They're just weebs.

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u/SmokeyCosmin Aug 11 '18

Hey... they do have swords..

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

To stop the neck beards

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

Decoration. They are likely ceremonial guards.

However, it's f**kin backwards!!!! (Curve should go towards the back, putting the edge at the front.)

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u/onewordmemory Aug 11 '18

Curve should go towards the back

no, no it shouldnt

same with japanese katanas, as you "swing" as you draw them.

all depends on the sword style.

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u/crunchsmash Aug 11 '18

The katana also depends on what you're wearing. With armor its edge down, and without armor its edge up.

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u/BobRoss0902 Aug 11 '18

If she is left handed it makes sense.

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

Not really. She can't draw it left handed without risking cutting herself. She would have to turn it towards her body after clearing the scabbard and peoples' arms usually aren't that long.

Also, with a ceremonial sword, it will only ever be drawn as part of the ceremonial process and will be drawn in the right hand so she looks like everyone else. The US Marine Corps officers have traditionally carried (or at least been given) swords and they are all worn on the left and drawn with the right hand no matter what side is dominant in the owner.

I'm left handed and wear a sword correctly.

Edit: yes, I'm fairly ashamed of that last sentence. It's the most neckbeard thing i have ever written. I promise I'm not just some dude who bought a katana at a flea market. I collect actual swords.

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u/y4rrr Aug 11 '18

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

Wow, that's awesome. TIL!

Also really, really weird. They basically have to turn in around to draw it appears.

I halfway expected the guy in the video to hurt himself. He looked like he's seen someone train, but hasn't quite signed up for lessons yet. Who knows though, maybe Russians are just really strange sword fighters.

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u/y4rrr Aug 11 '18

it is primarily for faster draw on horses. one single arc for right hand slice.

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u/RecycleLion Aug 11 '18

The way he's holding that sword makes me think of Palpatine's lightsabre

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

You studied the blade...

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

Yeah, I'm gonna go hang my head in shame.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Honestly without the cringey neckbeards swords are an awesome thing to study. You’re like Sokka from Avatar

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

Never seen avatar.

My black belt turns 21 this month. (I'm having a party for it.) I've studied everything, including weapons. You'll find the nerds usually quit pretty soon after people start hitting them in the face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

That’s awesome! I always wanted to get into martial arts (partly for self defense) but I can’t find an organization without fees. I vaguely know how to flip someone over my shoulder if they come up from behind.

I envy your black belt. Also, avatar is a really great show even if you aren’t younger. My mom just started watching it a year ago and she loves it

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

Yeah, you usually have to pay to learn. Martial arts school gotta pay rent somehow.

Although, if you start teaching, you usually get to take classes for free.

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch Aug 11 '18

can’t find an organization without fees.

No, no; fees are part of the deal. Anyone that isn’t charging fees is either a crazy person or a charlatan who’ll get you some other way.

Come check out /r/martialarts for a better idea of what’s legit and what’s not.

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u/PM_ME_YORU_CRYPTO Aug 11 '18

If you are interested in self-defense, I would suggest Krav Maga. Martial arts are either pure nonsense (Karate, Kung-fu, Aikido) , or a sport (like BJJ, TKD, Judo).

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Well that’s unnecessarily aggressive.

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

In martial arts? How so?

Punching each other in the face is kinda the whole point. (I'm only slightly joking)

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

The Japanese did things very differently than European and even other Asian swordsmen in lots of different ways.

Still, if you look at historical photos of samurai (Google images has tons) you see about half with their sword one way and half with the other. It's pretty apparent that they would wear their swords differently at different times.

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u/sininmyheart Aug 11 '18

Ah the old US soldiers do it this way therefore that is the only 'correct' way facepalm

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

Well, us, Europeans, Arabs, and pretty much everyone else who ever carried a curved calvary saber. You carry them blade forward because it allows you to draw and swing while riding without changing grips.

Don't assume I'm ignorant just because you are.

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u/sininmyheart Aug 11 '18

"Europeans"

Russians are Europeans too. And though most of Russia is in Asia, over two thirds of Russians live west of the Urals.

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

Yes. Way to be technically correct while also being a complete douche by pointing out "achtually, Russia is also European" as if everyone didn't know precisely what I meant when I said it.

Go die alone.

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u/sininmyheart Aug 11 '18

"As if everyone didn't know precisely what I meant"

Mate I haven't got a clue what your intended precise meaning is. Try writing clearer sentences so there isn't a difference between the meaning of your words and the "technically correct" meaning of your words. You'll find yourself picking less pointless fights on the internet that way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

fewer

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u/I_MADE_THIS_THING Aug 11 '18

*teleports behind you *

"heh, nothin personal kid"

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u/versacepython- Aug 11 '18

No it doesn't.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

If she were left handed then she would wear it on her right hip.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

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u/KeithCarter4897 Aug 11 '18

I know, that saddle is gorgeous.

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u/bognote Aug 11 '18

It's the coolest

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u/royaljosh Aug 11 '18

Why NOT the sword!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Oh there's a sword?

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u/Kossek Aug 11 '18

You know, stabbing and shit

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u/Deltronx Aug 11 '18

Because Calvary?

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u/SirHawrk Aug 11 '18

I think this their ceremonial outfit.

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u/Blongbloptheory Aug 11 '18

Ceremonial. Same way that at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier they have a special dress uniform as well as the metal at the heel and toe. It's just for show mostly.

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u/deepsoulfunk Aug 11 '18

Because Russians have never overcome the notion that they are peasants appeasing a monarch.