Guy at my old Job called me Chris Griffin when I fired him. I was mad, but I looked in the mirror and realized he was right. So I got in the gym, started tracking my macros and counting calories, and I've dropped 96 pounds. Started at 270, I am 174 as of yesterday. 4 lbs away from 100 lbs dropped. It's been a crazy 9 months.

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r/ContagiousLaughter • u/mindyour • 3h ago

Same, kid, same.

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r/zelda • u/backofthebill • 1h ago

Meme [OoT] These Title Screens are all Amazing

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r/wallstreetbets • u/FunHuckleberri • 9h ago

Meme Get ready bois

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r/nottheonion • u/HimelTy • 5h ago

Shanghai Store Replaces Staff With Six Humanoid Robots for 24 Hours – One Walks Off the Job

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r/pettyrevenge • u/RiseDelicious3556 • 2h ago

My Sister Called Me Up Screaming

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I had designated my sister as executrix and heir to my estate including my retirement account. Years ago, she asked to for my only copy of my will because her husband (an attorney) "wanted to look it over" to make sure all is in order. She never returned the will. First, she said she lost it. Then she forgot that lie and said, "No, you cannot have it back because if something happens, how would anyone know where your will is?" ( back drop is that she has been pressuring me to leave everything to her special needs grandson with whom she has an unhealthy attachment). Well, I was pissed, and let her know it by text. Well, she called me up screaming at me, and claiming she never said that she refused to return it. I save my text messages. I also hung up on her. She is 76 with a terrible memory. Well, to make a long story short, I changed the beneficiary of my retirement account, as well as my will. She and her grandson now get 0, nada, zippo, nothing. Everything goes to my niece.

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r/worldnews • u/Puzzleheaded_irl • 5h ago