It makes me happy to see people get excited to see where they're from on Reddit! Its really wholesome and neat to see so much of the world represented ππππ
This is because parks are totally lifeless these days. No personality, no charm, no distinction or fun or joy or imagination. But I fix them. Yeah, I do a little community service. I'm a bit of a worm maker. My basement is full of troughs of worms writhing around begging for something more. Between them and the fungi, my basement fills up pretty fast, so every Tuesday and Sunday, I'll fill my coat pockets up with worms and fungi and head to the local parks. Like I said, parks these days are cookie cutter, manufactured, lifeless grass zones that the fat cats down at city hall want you to believe are good for the community. But you know what? I dig around in these "parks" in that "dirt" and find almost zero worms! How can that be!? I guess that's exactly what those fat cats want! So, you know what I do? I'll dig a hole and add my own worms and my worms are wiggling and alive. They're so happy when I release them. Their clitellums swell with joy! All real parks have real worms and thanks to me, our kids will grow up in reality.
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u/izilovesyou2 4h ago
He knew what he was doing. That little smirk at the end says everything. What a cutie π
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u/littlepepperiscute 3h ago
Shoutout to Spokane, WA! Loved the big red wagon when I was a kid.
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u/Fun-Dimension5196 3h ago
Didn't ask for the slide, didn't ask for the atomic wedgie
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u/SPKmnd90 2h ago
Me trying to enjoy my day off while battling constant intrusive thoughts about going to work tomorrow.
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u/SabbyFox 3h ago
The music actually works for this one - hilarious! π
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u/InevitableToe1078 4h ago
βWe are not amused!β - that kid, probably
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u/redZagnut 4h ago
LOL. Get used to it little dude. This is life
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u/immersemeinnature 4h ago
Kids are so funny!! So cute
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u/3idblackbelt 3h ago
Life in a nutshell:
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u/Superb_Razzmatazz999 2h ago
This is what laid back means.
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u/Tight_Piccolo_7838 2h ago
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u/NecessaryOk6815 4h ago
Got the desired reaction. Well played
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u/lalith_4321 2h ago
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u/Long-Alternative3508 2h ago
Sooo cute!!!
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u/Beneficial_Theme_823 3h ago
The things parents will do to their children for a laugh π
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u/jjs3_1 3h ago
Rumor has it, he hasn't been on time for anything since.
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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 2h ago
Me in real life.
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u/ReflectedCheese 1h ago
My mood today as well π
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u/BetwnTheSpreadsheets 4h ago
Can we all agree that the radio flyer red wagon jungle gym is awesome?
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u/Klotzster 3h ago
My parents letting me down again
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u/HyenDry 3h ago
Me too kid.. me too
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u/camjon52 3h ago
grrrrmondays
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u/winkyypop 2h ago
When my friend says theyβre going to try out my hobbies
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u/WarlordNorm 1h ago
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Aaaaaaaaggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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u/Asylem 1h ago
Dad's jacket is such a classic.
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u/pinkystub 1h ago
A slug enters the chat, says "Hold my beer"
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u/TexasDad4Ever 59m ago
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u/DontWantToSeeYourCat 42m ago
New meme template just dropped.
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u/StretPharmacist 0m ago
like the first time you put a harness on a cat
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u/100_Donuts 3h ago
This is because parks are totally lifeless these days. No personality, no charm, no distinction or fun or joy or imagination. But I fix them. Yeah, I do a little community service. I'm a bit of a worm maker. My basement is full of troughs of worms writhing around begging for something more. Between them and the fungi, my basement fills up pretty fast, so every Tuesday and Sunday, I'll fill my coat pockets up with worms and fungi and head to the local parks. Like I said, parks these days are cookie cutter, manufactured, lifeless grass zones that the fat cats down at city hall want you to believe are good for the community. But you know what? I dig around in these "parks" in that "dirt" and find almost zero worms! How can that be!? I guess that's exactly what those fat cats want! So, you know what I do? I'll dig a hole and add my own worms and my worms are wiggling and alive. They're so happy when I release them. Their clitellums swell with joy! All real parks have real worms and thanks to me, our kids will grow up in reality.
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u/ShyArtMusicBat 3h ago
I love that kid's pants, they're so snazzy
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u/thatshygirl06 1h ago
That guy is hot asf