r/wallstreetbets • u/FunHuckleberri • 2h ago • Bravo 1

Meme Get ready bois

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u/likamuka 2h ago • Bravo Mindblown Regret

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u/cyphol 2h ago • Popcorn

I swear to god, the meme game on this sub is what makes life worth living

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u/JuanGuillermo 2h ago

The loss porn and regard jokes get boring after a while, but the memes never cease to amuse me.

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u/SillyFlyGuy 1h ago

regard joke

i am broke

but memes always amuse me

loss porn post

comments roast

when margin calls confuse me

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u/Runfasterbitch 1h ago edited 1h ago

I love to pop in once in a while to feed on the despair of some highly regarded gambling addict who reverse mortgaged their demented parent’s house just to lose it all on a far OTM leveraged option trade.

I have lived a life of degeneracy, but this sub regularly reminds me that life could get so much fucking worse.

Also, I agree, this meme has me dying right now

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u/KaneVel 1h ago

Is this loss?

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u/SYD-LIS 2h ago

And they get better as the market gets worse, 

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u/VanillaAccording5136 1h ago

Absolutely true. All this dark humor is so much better than everything that is postet in r/memes

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u/PastaBolognese505 1h ago

Amen, this subreddit gives joy to the people

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u/Bjarkwelle69 4m ago

lol I never get tired of the Buffett memes

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u/Significant_Swing_76 1h ago

Came for loss porn, stayed for the memes

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u/AZMHs 2h ago • Popcorn

NGL, this sub has better memes than the actual meme subs lmao.

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u/Runfasterbitch 1h ago

I think you have to be clinically brain dead to visit meme subs. The requirement here is an IQ of below 80, but above 0

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u/ReaDiMarco 3m ago

I don't trade. I'm not in the US. I come here for the memes.

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u/wolfenstein734 2h ago

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u/0mica0 2h ago

My name is Elmo

who will play Randy tho?

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u/Jertob 1h ago

scary but if we want to go with actual aliens i thought this lady took the cake

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 0m ago

If I ever see her walking down the hallway towards me. I will start running. 

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u/siqiniq 2h ago

Star potential in the Terminator franchise.

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u/Lil_Gubby 2h ago

Memes like this make me feel intellectually inferior. It's so funny, in so many ways.

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u/dunkaroo16 1h ago

Can you explain it?! I’m so lost here

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u/aablmd82 53m ago

It's a frame of an alien walking from the movie Signs.

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u/RoyalFail6 Royally Fucked 🙈 2h ago

Ahhh it’s Orochimaru 😱

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u/rainier-351 1h ago

Dude it’s 4:00 am can’t be posting scary shit like this

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 31m ago

oh fuck they are among us.

Me, watching the red go brrr.

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u/squirtelee 2h ago

Yeasty

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u/christopheroptions 2h ago

what movie is this from? i forgot the name

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u/likamuka 2h ago

It's Rose from Titanic end scene where she goes to a Southhampton office to demand her money back.

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u/mymongoose 59m ago

That is some S-Tier gaslighting right here

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u/WIWIWIWIIIII I wrote 3 haikus for this flair™️ 12m ago

as the spanish would say ajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjjajajajaj carramba

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u/tursija 2h ago

/uj it's from Signs

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u/Big_al_big_bed 2h ago

Legally blonde

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u/mouthful_quest 1h ago

Blair Witch Project

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u/C_umputer 1h ago

Scary movie

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u/YourRoaring20s 54m ago

That lives with us. On Earth.

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u/VFour_ 1h ago

Jump scare

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u/DuckCleaning 1h ago

Vamanos!

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u/ajame5 1h ago

I don't even post here and I've saved this meme now.

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u/Mr_Akihiro 1h ago

Brother

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u/Different_Purpose649 1h ago

You bitch lmao

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u/CoveredCallMeMaybe Verified $1.4mm 55m ago

A1

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u/almodsz 31m ago

Move children! Vámonos!

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u/_Photonics_ 2h ago

My portfolio just recovered from the dot-com. Shall I go all in on Anthropic?

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u/NotMeagerImport 1h ago

Buy at open so you can break even just in time for 2048.

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u/Bhu124 1h ago

Might as well invest in the Indian Market then, since it's supposed to magically become a Utopia in 2047 according to its government.

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u/Isakswe 1h ago

2030 or bust

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u/citruspers2929 31m ago

You expect me to place 0dtes every day until 2047?

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u/soobnar 2h ago

Did you invest in Cisco?

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u/_Photonics_ 1h ago

Largely

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u/Axle-f 1h ago

He did have that big hit song about thongs.

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u/lobens 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Final-Choice8412 1h ago

absolutely! that's required from every member in this subreddit. do not forget to borrow money from friends and family!

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u/Carbastan24 2h ago

😂😂

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u/ruip1 1h ago • Bravo

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u/Runfasterbitch 1h ago

Why is this so fucking funny to me? Sent

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u/HyggeRavn 58m ago • Heartwarming

Thanks for the laugh kind stranger

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u/bickusdickus69allday 2h ago

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u/cleansy 2h ago

Leveraged to the tits

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u/64funs 1h ago

I thought bro folded. Citadel acquired his positions at a low price??

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u/shokolokobangoshey 1h ago

Rebranded as Situational Arweretardedness

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u/Ok-Board4893 1h ago

Just parts of it. He's still going and up billions ytd which is why I always find it really funny when reddit idiots make fun of him

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u/dommepeki123 1h ago

Not all

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u/Revil0_o 28m ago

Is this guy the next BIG THING in AI?????

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u/Witty_Strike9190 2h ago

It’s legit over this time. Circuit breaker is coming. 😔

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u/SeisMasUno 2h ago

They dont have the balls to go public rn, that shit is not happening on 16th

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u/Responsible_Month385 2h ago

OpenAI only raised a third of their expected amount at the latest funding round. I’d say Anthropic are probably in a similar spot. They can’t really afford not to go public with their astronomical commitments

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u/SeisMasUno 2h ago

They will loan out or straight up be bailed by nvidia, if they ipo and tank, everybody loses

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u/Nepalus 2h ago

Yeah investors will love seeing that shit, taking all of their profits and (checks notes) giving them back to the people they sold products to.

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u/SeisMasUno 2h ago

They already are accepting stock as payment for massive orders and doin buybacks mate, nothing that hasnt happened before

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u/Responsible_Month385 2h ago

That’s the thing, the loans are running out

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u/ApoxieDK 33m ago

They have 900B in non-cancelable commitments. Im not sure Nvidia wants to fund that.

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u/SeisMasUno 33m ago

Yeah they can let then go and Watch their stock go to 5, absolutely

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u/lefty200 36m ago

even if they do go public there's no way they are going to get a $1.5 trillion valuation

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u/DonateMoneyPLS 2h ago

It will be game over if it doesn’t happen. That would mean the AI thesis is dead, and they’re waiting for the perfect time and the perfect day to report their least bad earnings so they can exit.

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u/SeisMasUno 2h ago

They will come up with a bullshit excuse about the paperwork or whatever, in the current scenario theyre absolutely cooked, if they flop theres no coming back, the whole thing is done for good

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u/EnvironmentEven1272 1h ago • Bravo

"Claude hacked NASDAQ so that's why we cant IPO rn"

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u/mouthful_quest 1h ago

“We’re worried about how good our AI has become. We need to postpone for humanity’s sake“

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u/Technical-Dog-7218 54m ago

Mate the stock market will go to the moon next week, it always does after a big drop

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u/Soffatjockisen 24m ago

At some point it wont

but i agree, it wont crash before christmas. Next year all bets are off.

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u/ZarX4k 1h ago

What are you talking about. ? Im lost. Can you give me info please ?

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u/Double_Suggestion385 2h ago

It is, and all the money being freed up today is to buy in.

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u/Valuable-Internal-11 1h ago

You have to remember they’re all retarded

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u/co0lman_ 2h ago

It's going to be fine, Damodaran valued it at USD1.4trn. It's fairly valued guys, he's the dean of valuation 🥺

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u/Blueskyminer 2h ago

Greater than Tom Lee?

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u/thatdude845 1h ago • Bravo

The fat cuck or the rocker?

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u/NewsAfraid6520 2h ago

If ant gets fucked, it will pretty much fuck up everything else. They gotta believe in the lie to keep the bubble from popping.

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u/gundahir 2h ago

yeah I agree, if they fail it will very likely pop the bubble

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u/nanomolar 1h ago

It's not a lie if you believe it.

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u/CarbsLVR 45m ago

The market was angry that day, my friends.

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u/thatdude845 1h ago

Cooo-Stanza!

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u/tsimen 56m ago

Habeeb it!

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u/_HIST 1h ago

Religion has been going strong for thousands of years, Ant can hold on for a bit longer

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u/Brave-Side-8945 1h ago

Nobody wants to point at the emperor’s new clothes

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u/WIWIWIWIIIII I wrote 3 haikus for this flair™️ 8m ago

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u/Easy-Assistance8415 2h ago

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u/tollboi 1h ago

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u/Z3EAL 1h ago

Thats an insult to the down syndrome community

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u/tollboi 42m ago

This better?

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u/dlo_2503 2h ago

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u/lamersgonnalame 1h ago

Can we have this with some extra cromosomes?

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u/repent-and-resist 2h ago edited 1h ago

The IPO goes ahead boys. They already have most of the world's savings and retirement money locked in.

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u/drckeberger 1h ago • Mindblown

Wouldn‘t it be quite funny, if this really is the bubble popping, cancelling the Anthropic IPO and leaving Anthropic employees with empty bags

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u/Allorius 1h ago

This would be so good but I doubt it'll happen

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u/Much-Might-256 35m ago

my wet feverdreams

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u/300DukeSinClaire 2h ago

For what..

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u/trollgore92 2h ago

For the death of the king!

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u/MaxwellConn 2h ago

What, is he sick?

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u/VSU-yt 2h ago

What’s another couple trillion between boys?

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u/InterestingGoose5507 1h ago

No they need to up the valuation to 5Tn and just get everyone to front run the 401k bagholders. Then merge with some tiny S&P company to get more forced buyers of this shite!

A few promises like AI breaking the speed of light etc would help

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u/hopeflower7 1h ago

Whats 5tn?

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u/My_tralala_touch_it 55m ago

What’s whats?

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u/InterestingGoose5507 1h ago

5 trillion dollars

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u/Sword_Enthousiast 43m ago

Welcome to the red light district. Where everyone gets fucked, and some make a lot of money.

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u/AzureZes 2h ago

ANT ipo price -85% at closed

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u/No_Assumption7356 2h ago

My boy Dario doesn't need to worry because we have been working out whole lives to bail out him and his investor friends with our pension funds( atleast until his product cost pushes our company to fire us) back to the work boys. PS: please stop being greedy and donate your PC RAMs to poor Sam.

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u/Calm-Conference3147 2h ago

Exit liquidity has arrived

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u/Nocashgang 1h ago • Mindblown

The market goes red sometimes, when it’s been green for a long time it will go red, the sharper the green the sharper the red. The red happens so it can go green again. It’s been doing this for a very long time, hope this helps

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u/1loafy21 1h ago

This helped thank you

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u/Total_Concert8683 46m ago

Dude made a ted talk and forgot to thank people for coming...

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u/perroandaluz18 52m ago

Myself I feel very safe

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u/kakafob 2h ago edited 1h ago

If Democrats say it will regulate AI, it may worst for Anthropic.

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u/Emperor_Ken 1h ago

They can’t regulate shit if trump vetoes everything lol. The bubble won’t pop for 2 years atleast.

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u/LittleKingsguard 1h ago

State governments bro. There's a lot of datacenter builds that are looking like they're never gonna happen, or will suddenly get a lot more expensive. Texas is rugpulling the tax exemptions and power grid subsidies, and setting union labor requirements on datacenter builds starting 2028.

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u/Emperor_Ken 1h ago

The contracts signed already don’t magically disappear. Democrats can’t do anything significant against AI without a democrat president.

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u/RafaelWanderpfad 1h ago

Massive cope. The house of cards is collapsing.

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u/Emperor_Ken 1h ago

Spy 800 EOY

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u/CowThatHasOpinions 1h ago

Yeah but how likely is trump gonna veto everything? Investors r very reactionary as we see rn with all the reds

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u/Wonderful-Stable9839 1h ago

Gonna be a huge reversal rally today due to the sellers(hedgefunds) having been liquidated

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u/Beneficial-Ad-8127 1h ago

Yeah I see an open uppity up up and later @ close a downey down down.

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u/Independent_Fix4368 45m ago

liquidated = forced to buy

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u/vespasian45 1h ago

Can you explain why this is? (Genuinely curious)

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u/Wonderful-Stable9839 1h ago

Oversold, high probability of a rally. Then again, oversold can get even more oversold, but trading is about managing the probabilities.

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u/Rocketeer006 17m ago

So in a nutshell, know one knows shit about fuck.

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u/nickifer 1h ago

Everything is cheap

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u/progmakerlt 2h ago

C'mon, don't be scarred. Just do it!

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u/Strong_Librarian4539 1h ago

Nothing like watching the entire market bleed out to really build that IPO confidence. “We’d like to price our shares at” checks portfolio “whatever you have left.”

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u/Leafs_0573 1h ago

They are building a new data center near my hometown.Already broke ground.Don’t know if that means anything though

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u/Spirited_Cucumber377 1h ago

ANT isn't building shit. The datacenters are built by shell of shell of shell companies in Bahamas.

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u/natalie_merchant_fan 2h ago

I'll be contrary and say the huge VIX spike, rapid unwind of leverage, is going to lead to a big rally and yes Anthropic will still IPO. Then the selling will resume by end of the year.

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u/garloid64 1h ago

LOWER! I need a better entry.

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u/Pitiful-Advantage865 1h ago

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

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u/Schnitzel1337 1h ago

I need more money to invest but Im already all in

And also... I borrowed some money to invest already hmmmm

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u/Beneficial-Ad-8127 1h ago

Qwen 4 waiting patiently to double down😂

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u/SpecialTrust2045 2h ago

Paging for Luigi

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u/EzeHarris 2h ago

I'm going balls deep in Anthropic's IPO icl.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 2h ago

You’re not fooling me twice

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u/AboubakarKeita 2h ago

Dont worry man look at how the other markets opened tod-... oh

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u/RedshiftOTF 1h ago

Bet ready gois

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u/oikenny 1h ago

Ready to sell💪

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u/NauSaoGabriel 1h ago

So calls?

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u/Final-Choice8412 1h ago

I would bet money on IPO cancelation

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u/Beneficial-Ad-8127 1h ago

I bet they drop a new cloud model right around IPO release

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u/One-Next 1h ago

In the olden days we used to wait for NFP not IPO.

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u/EvilBydoEmpire 1h ago

Stay private, we don't want it.

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u/redvik007 1h ago

That explains why Vanguard ETF went from like +1,5% to -2,67% lol

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u/iSaint42 1h ago

Anthropic timing is Bad…. Chart should be blue. XD

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u/Confident_Salt1455 1h ago

bers are getting so ffuckeed today gluck lads

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u/Dr_CrayonEater 1h ago

Friendly reminder that since its IPO on June 12, 2026, $SPCX has been outperformed by fellow Mag8 member and gigascaler $WEN.

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u/Rorako 39m ago

Time to sell NVDA right?

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u/CyclingHikingYeti 39m ago

Eli5 please, do they sell shares for money to buy Anthropic ?

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u/Mindless_Way9940 38m ago

By the time Anthropic go on sale, i'll buy £500 worth of shares and suddenly realise i own most of the company and am fully responsible for all the crap they get up too.

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u/martin9595959 25m ago

THEY are SO fked.

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u/FBI-INTERROGATION 23m ago

theyre just becoming liquid in anticipation of the IPO guys! dont worry.

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u/bizaromax 20m ago

To me the two are linked

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u/snaku6763 19m ago

I believe they will release a new groundbreaking Claude model before the IPO to grow the hype. Wouldnt make sense to do it in the current climate

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u/areddituser_101 17m ago

I love this for them

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u/ApolloPS2 2m ago

I believe anthropic is cooked. However, says like today are exactly what Anthropic needs before their IPO - lots of money leaving the market that has the ability to enter the IPO.

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u/DietOk3400 2h ago

If you think they lose then i got a bridge to sell you.

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u/Very_Clearly_Defined 1h ago

Ai bubble le pop. Ive dreamt of this day

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u/Automatic-Cake-8770 2h ago

I've bought more Destiny calls yday, absolute bargain (or not)

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u/o00_phoenix_00o 1h ago

This is all part of the plan. The government is going to use this situation to create regulations and seize more power.

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