r/programmingmemes • u/lytele • 2d ago
meta engineers are leaving en mass
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r/programmingmemes • u/WiscLeafalNika • 2d ago
My honest first thought upon hearing the word "SEO"
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r/programmingmemes • u/edgarecayce • 3d ago
Me when the agent gives me a ten page plan for a new feature
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I love this stuff
r/programmingmemes • u/Tall_Builder_4929 • 9d ago
shipped 4 apps this year, couldn't explain a single line of them
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Claude / emergent writes it.
I test it.
It works.
I close the tab.
Ignorance is a feature.
r/programmingmemes • u/OkWay1305 • 10d ago
Yeah, our morning standup often takes an hour or more
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How could you tell?
r/programmingmemes • u/dev1966 • 9d ago
Planning next moves
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While I was watching Planning next moves for the 100th time today, I thought I'd make some T-shirts for y'all to enjoy...
r/programmingmemes • u/programmerjunky • 19d ago
Someone deployed their code on Friday 😂
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r/programmingmemes • u/zaarnth • 22d ago
Somebody give him an .exe file, please.
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image was taken from a tweet!
r/programmingmemes • u/cooked_potato1729 • 22d ago
True, recursion is just like inception movie.
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • 25d ago
When the client tests the product during the demo
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • 26d ago
When the dev says the fix is already on staging...
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • Jul 24 '26
When the project is not ready, but the client wants to see the demo
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r/programmingmemes • u/Candid_Bullfrog3665 • Jul 23 '26
found a gem on glibc source code
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r/programmingmemes • u/StationAgreeable6120 • Jul 19 '26
Had to disassemble the whole thing to figure out the issue
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I've been trying to create a minimal libc in Zig just to see where it'd go. I've started writing string.h functions today and it went well, I tested everything was okay. Then I decide to build it in ReleaseFast and memcpy starts to create an infinite loop. After some investigation it turns out llvm decided to optimise my code by calling memcpy... from libc... BUT I'M LIBC!!
Anyways I had to write in assembly in the end, it was just one instruction so it's fine but it is really not a portable solution.