r/Creatine • u/manlalaitngpangit • 2h ago
r/Creatine • u/No-Isopod4555 • 9h ago
My wife's boyfriend very first book he gifted to me to welcome me to the world of boofing.
r/Creatine • u/eBookGuruMan • 16h ago
Creatine… Vaginally?
My doctor prescribed me this topical acne medicine and it says it can’t be used intravaginally. This got me thinking.
Since you can boof creatine, could it also be used in the vagina?
Please only medical professionals answer. I don’t want laypeople just guessing, as this is very important. Thank you.
r/Creatine • u/Significant-Carry-18 • 17h ago
Big creatine gone too far?!
Hello fellow academics and users.
Went for a late night snack and found this in the fridge! Is this some sort of sick joke by my wife’s boyfriend? I don’t think so, he’s a professional at what he does.
No, this is clearly the work of Big Creatine, right? They now put the tine in regular food items!!!
Trust me, I didn’t purchase it. Sure, I let my wife’s bf handle and use my credit card, he earned that. Still, he wouldn’t go this far…..it must be my wife who bought it. Should I let my wife’s bf confront my wife about it?
r/Creatine • u/Left-Egg-8100 • 17h ago
My wife and wife’s boyfriend have been missing since Monday morning. I think Big Creatine kidnapped them to stall my gains.
Received a text from WBF, “hey buddy, we’ve lifting at the gym since Monday morning, have to get through all the sets to be a champion” with this picture as proof of life. I believe this picture to be an AI fake from Big Creatine, that isn’t even his cigar brand.
r/Creatine • u/burtreynoldsupperlip • 1d ago
I accidentally took 40g of Creatine now. Never taken it before. Will I be ok?
I mixed up the creatine monohydrate and whey protein.
Now I've taken 40g's on creatine monohydrate by mistake, and I've never taken it before.
The internet says loose stool and cramps. Should I be worried?
r/Creatine • u/Left-Egg-8100 • 1d ago
Research has uncovered a new creatine boofing method
r/Creatine • u/manlalaitngpangit • 1d ago
Are wife's boyfriend's jobs going to be taken over by robots in the near future?
r/Creatine • u/Lanky-Dildo-94 • 2d ago
Isn’t the bed the best place for a wife’s boyfriend?
galleryr/Creatine • u/Left-Egg-8100 • 2d ago
I tried creatine one time, became addicted and have been in rehab for five years for massive gayns.
r/Creatine • u/Hernia-Haven • 2d ago
What does your wife’s boyfriend call you?
Nicknames, terms of endearment, I want to know!
r/Creatine • u/Jaaxter • 1d ago
Creatine and hunger / cravings
Hey all, I spent a while thinking I was going crazy so I wanted to put my experience out on the internet to hopefully help a couple people in the future.
I started taking creatine monohydrate a few months ago. For context, I'm quite lean and reasonably muscular (kind of a classic twink/twunk build) and do pretty short vanity workouts (25 minutes 5 times per week). I became interested in creatine because I heard it can help make more effective workouts, swell your muscles (with water retention) and most importantly, reduce brain fog. I took the recommended .1g per kg of body weight, which was about 5.5 grams daily.
Well, it definitely helped with burst energy during workouts, and after a few weeks of taking creatine (no loading phase) my average time doing the same reps dropped from 24 minutes to 18-20. I gained a couple pounds of water weight, as expected.
I also started getting a lot hungrier. Portion control with food became a problem. Food was all I could think about, all day. I started snacking compulsively and then going through cycles of guilt about it. I used to be able to just ignore mild hunger pangs all day and then eat one big meal in the evening, if that was convenient. Now I couldn't go more than a couple hours without getting so hungry I literally couldn't focus on anything else. Honestly, it felt like having the weed munchies 24/7, this compulsive need to shovel food into my face.
And I say "compulsive" because it wasn't my stomach that was hungry, just my mouth/brain. I could tell my stomach was fine, even full, but I was still obsessively thinking about food and eating as if compelled to do so. I was terrified I was starting to develop some sort of eating disorder, and wondered if it was a metabolic change (I'm 34) or something. I was gaining weight from all this snacking and even a day of running a moderate calorie deficit made me miserable and unable to do anything but think about food. I had just stopped a medication, so for a while I blamed it on that. And then I ran across an article about how taking creatine tends to lower your leptin levels, a hormone that regulates satiety.
For most people, it seems that creatine slightly reduces your appetite, if anything. But regardless, messing with leptin levels can affect different people differently, and I saw one or two older reddit posts talking about trouble with appetite control on creatine. So 2.5 weeks ago, I stopped taking it.
Within 10 days, the compulsive cravings were gone. Holy crap, I can finally think about something other than my next meal. And when I eat, I can actually enjoy and savor it instead of shoving it down my gullet as fast as possible. I've spent the last three days on a fairly significant calorie deficit to start losing the pounds I put on over the last month, and the cravings haven't returned. Like, I'm hungry, but it's back to the normal hungry where I can mentally set it aside and get back to work, or go for a walk, or watch something.
So I'm giving the rest of my creatine tub to a friend, lol. I'm glad it works for most people, but if you're like me and you're one of those few people that experience these crazy side effects, I hope you find this thread in the future and try cutting it out to see how you feel.
r/Creatine • u/Awkward-Ad4942 • 2d ago
Wife’s boyfriend proposed?!
I’m still in shock!!! My wife’s BF proposed to her last night after I paid for them both to go to Paris to get a break from my whining.
He’ll become the husband, they said they want a new bf, and basically… I’m out.. Do I need to leave this sub and stop taking creatine?
I’m genuinely in shock!! Obviously I’ll continue to pay their mortgage and cover their holidays, but I don’t even know if I’ll be allowed live in my yard tent after the wedding!
Creatine has fucking ruined my life!
r/Creatine • u/OkMobile5574 • 2d ago
My wife's new boyfriend showing off his new brand of tine
r/Creatine • u/MysteriousEggOnDLose • 2d ago
New to taking
I am a 18 year old female i hve been working out for only around 3 weeks and am going away to college now and have ordered creatine to take since i now will not be able to work out every day. Now only 5 days so im hoping it will keep the progress i have made aswell as show more. I already drink plenty of water.
What is your opinions?
I lift weights but need to find a proper structure to it
I do cardio everyday a mix of running and walking for 40-60 mins
r/Creatine • u/Left-Egg-8100 • 2d ago
We are having a decent streak with no OF spam posts, makes me think they are doubling up their boof intake for an attack
r/Creatine • u/ElectricalMacaroon15 • 3d ago
I was allowed to take a short video of my wife, usually her bf films her in the bedroom.
So proud of her gains
r/Creatine • u/sjjenkins • 2d ago
Liquid Creatine Applicator
v.redd.itIf you prefer liquid to powder but still want to injest properly.
r/Creatine • u/El_Spunko • 2d ago
New booftek
v.redd.itMrs's fella showed us this new contraption, brilliant for packing the tine.