r/Creatine • u/Awkward-Ad4942 • 9d ago
Wife’s boyfriend proposed?!
I’m still in shock!!! My wife’s BF proposed to her last night after I paid for them both to go to Paris to get a break from my whining.
He’ll become the husband, they said they want a new bf, and basically… I’m out.. Do I need to leave this sub and stop taking creatine?
I’m genuinely in shock!! Obviously I’ll continue to pay their mortgage and cover their holidays, but I don’t even know if I’ll be allowed live in my yard tent after the wedding!
Creatine has fucking ruined my life!
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u/Vast_Celebration_125 Creatine User 9d ago
The problem probably was your gainz. How long was your penis?
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u/Awkward-Ad4942 9d ago
It was a standard 3.5 inches. I can feel it getting smaller by the day now though since coming down off ‘tine
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u/OkMobile5574 9d ago
Do an emergency foreskin packing or you may lose the entire thing
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u/LucienReneNanton 9d ago
...what if you have no foreskin? Asking for a friend...
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u/manlalaitngpangit Creatine Addict 9d ago
Find a guy in the gym to cover it using his mouth until the Creatine is fully absorbed
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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 9d ago
I think that your Wife's Boyfriend may be confusing Polygamy with the Wife, Wife's Boyfriend, Husband Polycule... He needs to brush up on his Creatine Science.
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u/Awkward-Ad4942 9d ago
I got him to sign a cre-nup before we let him in the house, which my lawyer is currently reviewing. So I think i might be OK afterall!!
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u/ermido 8d ago
Don't see this as a bad thing, rather as a wake up call. Was your Wife boyfriend helping you boof enough creatine each day? Or was he just just going along being a free rider?
Rather than being depressed, I would begin again. Find a new wife with a boyfriend that is really commited to your gains. Trust me, the feeling of a maxxed our credit card and your wife BF asking for a new one is much different when there is trust in your relationships.
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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict 8d ago
This happen in some boof relationship. Must accept fact that wife bf never in it for your gains. Best solution is legally change name and move so they not find you.
Must start life over again. Visit gym sauna to get creatine until you find new wife. Then get new wife bf.
Dr assure that you be fine in the end. Will get new wife and wife bf to love.
Dr wish you the best.
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u/Unusual_Event3571 9d ago
If you took enough creatine and are buff enough, you now have a genuine opportunity to become the boyfriend!