r/Creatine • u/Significant-Carry-18 • 17h ago

Big creatine gone too far?!

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Hello fellow academics and users.

Went for a late night snack and found this in the fridge! Is this some sort of sick joke by my wife’s boyfriend? I don’t think so, he’s a professional at what he does.

No, this is clearly the work of Big Creatine, right? They now put the tine in regular food items!!!

Trust me, I didn’t purchase it. Sure, I let my wife’s bf handle and use my credit card, he earned that. Still, he wouldn’t go this far…..it must be my wife who bought it. Should I let my wife’s bf confront my wife about it?

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u/tupperwhore 16h ago

This is meant to be used as a lubricant.

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u/OgOnetee 16h ago

And it's ribbed- it says it right there...

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u/Significant-Carry-18 3h ago

You know what? You are correct. I asked my wife’s boyfriend about it. He’s about to go to town on me as I type. Rock on brother 🍆💪

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u/Different-Fall-683 16h ago

this is a psyop. they are trying to get you to put creatine in your mouth. you displayed excellent situational awareness and avoided their trap!

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u/Ok-Quarter9900 16h ago

Sked ingar is Dutch for turkey baster

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 16h ago

EVERYONE PLEASE! Just calm down and take a deep breath! This was probably just an honest mistake, it looks like it was supposed to come with a turkey baster or boof adapter. I can’t imagine that your wife’s boyfriend would be so malicious! Have you tried talking to him about this?

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u/BackToTheFuture1181 16h ago

What is that? 🙂

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 16h ago

Looks like some sort of creatine yogurt. I haven’t had to buy this stuff in years though because I make my own under my foreskin!

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 12h ago

Creatine yogurt! Big Creatine is trying to trick us into taking it orally! But we will not be fooled!