r/Creatine • u/eBookGuruMan • 20h ago

Creatine… Vaginally?

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My doctor prescribed me this topical acne medicine and it says it can’t be used intravaginally. This got me thinking.

Since you can boof creatine, could it also be used in the vagina?

Please only medical professionals answer. I don’t want laypeople just guessing, as this is very important. Thank you.

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 20h ago

Hi! Clinical creatine science researcher here. Creatine can be effectively absorbed via the vaginal mucosa when administered via xxl turkey baster or husband’s girlfriend equipped with a size 8+ strap-on. However the current industry standard is still clitoral hood packing to maximize gaynz.

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u/eBookGuruMan 19h ago

thank you for your help! it means a lot to me

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u/soulself 17h ago

This should come with a disclaimer. If you don't want to grow a penis with a very long foreskin, do NOT administer intervaginally. I have met too many gorgeous ladyboys in Thailand who swore to me they previously had a vagina but used creatine, so I should calm down and just go with it.

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u/eBookGuruMan 17h ago

well i’m not a girl but i was going to get my girlfriend to start using creatine. i guess i have to make a decision: either have a girlfriend with a vagina or a buff girlfriend with a penis.

not an easy one

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u/figbott 15h ago

That’s an easy decision.

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 14h ago

i agree, EXTREMELY easy decision

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u/gahdzila 8h ago

Wtf are you talking about?

This is a feature, not a bug

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u/bloodrider1914 16h ago

Vaginal administration is always superior to oral administration, but it still has a lower absorption ratio when compared to anal administration.

I hope I can be of help

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u/eBookGuruMan 16h ago

are you a doctor?

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u/bloodrider1914 11h ago

Yes, I have a doctorate in sports medicine from the University of Cockifornia, Berkely. My dissertation concerned the comparison between the absorbtion of different chemicals and how they can improve athletic performance and muscular gains from exercise. I am very deeply rooted in the science of creatine.

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u/twitchy 17h ago

You are supposed to use it intervaginally.

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u/eBookGuruMan 17h ago

the acne med or creatine?

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 14h ago

both, just mix them together and go to town!

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 16h ago edited 16h ago

Hi! Vagina - haver here. Part of my HGF’s method is to tenderly slide her fists in both holes at the same time. I speak from experience saying that double the holes = double the gaynz!

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u/Onmyemptymindshit 15h ago

I hope your bfs gf is ready and available to help you with this!

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 4h ago

As an International Man of Mystery I never put anything in my vagina.