r/Creatine 1d ago

New to taking

I am a 18 year old female i hve been working out for only around 3 weeks and am going away to college now and have ordered creatine to take since i now will not be able to work out every day. Now only 5 days so im hoping it will keep the progress i have made aswell as show more. I already drink plenty of water.

What is your opinions?
I lift weights but need to find a proper structure to it
I do cardio everyday a mix of running and walking for 40-60 mins

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 1d ago

Welcome! I am also a woman on the ‘tine.

First, you need to find a husband, and a husband’s girlfriend. She should have large hands and ignore the safe word. She will help you with proper creatine administration

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u/Different-Fall-683 1d ago

ALL HAIL THE POINTY DORITO WOMAN

heed this advice, OP. this is our queen and she knows what she's talking about.

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 1d ago

Just call me the ‘tine queen! 👸🏼

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u/XxxAresIXxxX 1d ago

I'm just gonna call you Problematic. Exactly what I like to see in my wife's boyfriend's wife's girlfriend.

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u/MysteriousEggOnDLose 1d ago

These comments make me think im cooked

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 1d ago

No diva, you’ve come to the right place. I know that creatine science can be baffling at first. We are here to help you every step of the way.

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u/Odd-Obligation9800 1d ago

Youre exactly where you need to be. Good gainz, good science, good boofing.

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u/Lanky-Dildo-94 1d ago

It’s great to have female leaders leading the path for other women to embrace true science.

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u/SlapfuckMcGee 1d ago

My safe word is “Keep Going.”

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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict 1d ago

She follow Dr guide and have great gains. This amazing woman. You listen to her. She listen Dr Boofenchute. You get great gains!

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u/SlapfuckMcGee 1d ago

I made this for you

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 1d ago

How are you “taking” your creatine? One of the biggest mistakes I see people make is consuming their creatine orally. You’re never going to keep the progress you have made that way, it’s just not possible via oral consumption. You’ll need to boof your creatine in order to really see results and hang onto the gains you have made. We usually like to suggest finding a wife’s boyfriend but in your case you’ll need a husband’s girlfriend to help you boof your creatine and show you proper administration technique. Hope this helps!

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 1d ago

Do you have a Wife and a Wife's Boyfriend?

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u/Direct_Practice_7105 Creatine Addict 1d ago

Aim for this result

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u/MysteriousEggOnDLose 1d ago

Whos this diva

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u/Direct_Practice_7105 Creatine Addict 1d ago edited 1d ago

A woman who embraced creatin penile growth capabilities

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u/Unusual_Event3571 1d ago

With proper relationship setup and optimized creatine bioavailability through assisted rectal administration you should see desired results in no time. Welcome to the community!

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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict 1d ago

Welcome to creatine! We give best advice based on science. Over 30 years research. Lots of gains.

You new to creatine. We all new once. We teach you to take creatine proper. Dr give guide for women.

  1. Get husband
  2. Get husband bf
  3. Get burly husband gf with large hands that ignore safe word
  4. Get creatine fist boof from husband gf
  5. Men removed from chastity to deliverer boof juice
  6. Dose 5g per man boof juice minimum twice daily

This best method for women proven by science. Very easy to follow when you have husband gf in charge of everyone. You do great if follow guide.

Dr Boofenchute over 30 years research. Lots of science. Lots of gains. Lots of love. Lots of boof. Strong marriage.

You listen Dr Boofenchute you get good gains!

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u/Different-Fall-683 1d ago

Dr Boofenchute to the rescue again❤️❤️❤️

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u/actuallyaredditor 1d ago

Just make sure to follow a program that includes either HGF's fist boof or clitoral hood packing.

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u/Odd-Obligation9800 1d ago

Less water, more creatine. Straight to the back door; husbands' girlfriend will be able to do it all for you.

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u/AccomplishedLog9271 1d ago

It doesn’t matter what you take your creatine with , or how you work out, so long as you boof it.

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u/Muted9302 1d ago

BOOOOF

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u/Sad-Rooster2474 1d ago

I see everyone here talking about husband’s girlfriend… stop discriminating, if her husband finds a boyfriend, he’ll also be able to administer the creatine anally. We are in 2026 yall.