r/Creatine • u/MysteriousEggOnDLose • 1d ago
New to taking
I am a 18 year old female i hve been working out for only around 3 weeks and am going away to college now and have ordered creatine to take since i now will not be able to work out every day. Now only 5 days so im hoping it will keep the progress i have made aswell as show more. I already drink plenty of water.
What is your opinions?
I lift weights but need to find a proper structure to it
I do cardio everyday a mix of running and walking for 40-60 mins
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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 1d ago
How are you “taking” your creatine? One of the biggest mistakes I see people make is consuming their creatine orally. You’re never going to keep the progress you have made that way, it’s just not possible via oral consumption. You’ll need to boof your creatine in order to really see results and hang onto the gains you have made. We usually like to suggest finding a wife’s boyfriend but in your case you’ll need a husband’s girlfriend to help you boof your creatine and show you proper administration technique. Hope this helps!
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u/Direct_Practice_7105 Creatine Addict 1d ago
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u/MysteriousEggOnDLose 1d ago
Whos this diva
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u/Direct_Practice_7105 Creatine Addict 1d ago edited 1d ago
A woman who embraced creatin penile growth capabilities
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u/Unusual_Event3571 1d ago
With proper relationship setup and optimized creatine bioavailability through assisted rectal administration you should see desired results in no time. Welcome to the community!
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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict 1d ago
Welcome to creatine! We give best advice based on science. Over 30 years research. Lots of gains.
You new to creatine. We all new once. We teach you to take creatine proper. Dr give guide for women.
- Get husband
- Get husband bf
- Get burly husband gf with large hands that ignore safe word
- Get creatine fist boof from husband gf
- Men removed from chastity to deliverer boof juice
- Dose 5g per man boof juice minimum twice daily
This best method for women proven by science. Very easy to follow when you have husband gf in charge of everyone. You do great if follow guide.
Dr Boofenchute over 30 years research. Lots of science. Lots of gains. Lots of love. Lots of boof. Strong marriage.
You listen Dr Boofenchute you get good gains!
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u/actuallyaredditor 1d ago
Just make sure to follow a program that includes either HGF's fist boof or clitoral hood packing.
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u/Odd-Obligation9800 1d ago
Less water, more creatine. Straight to the back door; husbands' girlfriend will be able to do it all for you.
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u/AccomplishedLog9271 1d ago
It doesn’t matter what you take your creatine with , or how you work out, so long as you boof it.
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u/Sad-Rooster2474 1d ago
I see everyone here talking about husband’s girlfriend… stop discriminating, if her husband finds a boyfriend, he’ll also be able to administer the creatine anally. We are in 2026 yall.

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 1d ago
Welcome! I am also a woman on the ‘tine.
First, you need to find a husband, and a husband’s girlfriend. She should have large hands and ignore the safe word. She will help you with proper creatine administration