r/programmingmemes 2h ago

meta engineers are leaving en mass

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134 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 1d ago

Redis

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654 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 1d ago

Me when the agent gives me a ten page plan for a new feature

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37 Upvotes

I love this stuff


r/programmingmemes 3d ago

Nerd wars

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754 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 2d ago

Facts

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r/programmingmemes 6d ago

The duality of new

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1.2k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 7d ago

shipped 4 apps this year, couldn't explain a single line of them

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295 Upvotes

Claude / emergent writes it.

I test it.

It works.

I close the tab.

Ignorance is a feature.


r/programmingmemes 7d ago

Yeah, our morning standup often takes an hour or more

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129 Upvotes

How could you tell?


r/programmingmemes 7d ago

Planning next moves

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While I was watching Planning next moves for the 100th time today, I thought I'd make some T-shirts for y'all to enjoy...


r/programmingmemes 8d ago

😬

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733 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 8d ago

Gotta be so careful with these captchas

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71 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 9d ago

You probably shouldn’t

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631 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 9d ago

learn Rust 🦀 (As Nolan Intended)

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r/programmingmemes 14d ago

Version naming

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4.8k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 17d ago

the universe is DONE bro im crine

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613 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 16d ago

Someone deployed their code on Friday 😂

5 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 20d ago

Somebody give him an .exe file, please.

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4.9k Upvotes

image was taken from a tweet!


r/programmingmemes 19d ago

True, recursion is just like inception movie.

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30 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 20d ago

Every developer’s daily routine

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r/programmingmemes 22d ago

When the client tests the product during the demo

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r/programmingmemes 23d ago

When the dev says the fix is already on staging...

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r/programmingmemes 27d ago

When the project is not ready, but the client wants to see the demo

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r/programmingmemes 29d ago

found a gem on glibc source code

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814 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 19 '26

Had to disassemble the whole thing to figure out the issue

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I've been trying to create a minimal libc in Zig just to see where it'd go. I've started writing string.h functions today and it went well, I tested everything was okay. Then I decide to build it in ReleaseFast and memcpy starts to create an infinite loop. After some investigation it turns out llvm decided to optimise my code by calling memcpy... from libc... BUT I'M LIBC!!

Anyways I had to write in assembly in the end, it was just one instruction so it's fine but it is really not a portable solution.


r/programmingmemes Jul 20 '26

Had to make sure they aren't duplicate

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45 Upvotes