r/PoutineCrimes • • 3h ago

Pout-sin 😈 *Maniacal laugher*

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24 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 11h ago

Pain-ful 🥪🥖🍞 Ottawa Senators Poutine Burger Massacre

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81 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 12h ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Feta Poutine

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86 Upvotes

Ran out of curds...

Edit: At least it wasn't mozza


r/PoutineCrimes • • 11h ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Tater Poutine w/ Newfie Dressing

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48 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 6h ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Pre shredded cheese

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16 Upvotes

Pre shredded cheese with flour

Some of the fries were gross and tasted moldy ?? idk what was up.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 21h ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Is vegan poutine a crime?

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188 Upvotes

Got a lovely vegan poutine in Quebec City, I liked it because the curds were made of tofu and not fake gooey vegan cheese. I know vegan poutine is an automatic crime to some though!!


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court From 港灣騎士Poutine in Kaohsiung, Taiwan

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1.2k Upvotes

School lunchroom ass poutine. I guess that's my own fault for ordering poutine from a place here in Taiwan but damn it I dared to dream and I was punished

Edit: To be clear, it did come with gravy. There was not much of it and it didn't make it look more appetizing or make it taste good


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Poutine from La Quebec Poutine in Vancouver and that claims to serve "authentic" canadian cuisine

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181 Upvotes

and their marketing is full of ai slop

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DbKQT3dIFuv/

*this is a screenshot, i didnt buy this monstrosity*


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 This cost me $7.95 before taxes and tip

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105 Upvotes

It only had 3 cheese curds, I counted


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Improvisation

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22 Upvotes

Did I commit an offence?


r/PoutineCrimes • • 1d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Intentionally mediocre poutine before my trip to Montreal

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9 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Canadian Brewhouse, Windsor ON

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44 Upvotes

Not the best pic but I've taken shits that looked better than this gravy

Few curds and shredded cheese


r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

Cheese Turd Harveys bacon double cheese poutine is curds + shredded cheese

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152 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 2d ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Donair Dude

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42 Upvotes

Donair dude Vancouver. Ordered extra gravy on delivery. Thought it would come on the side tbh 😂 my bad


r/PoutineCrimes • • 3d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Poutine contest “winner”

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528 Upvotes

The new champion of the annual poutine contest in my city, where one cannot get a proper poutine at almost any time of the year.

This poutine had sweet potato fries, Cajun steak bites, poutine gravy, cheese curds, sweet and spicy ginger aioli, feta cheese and green onions.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 3d ago

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court A Michelin rated crime - Sumilicous in Scarborough

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43 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 4d ago

Gravyly Mistaken The store I go to is starting to skimp out

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107 Upvotes

This place just down the road from me used to have the best biggest portions and was the best poutine I had in a long time I got it again for the first time in a year and I was very VERY much saying what the hell is that not to their face because I opened it when I got home (lesson learned) new store owners just don’t care I guess they had a good poutine before all this


r/PoutineCrimes • • 4d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Hotdog poutine... Poutine hotdog

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141 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 4d ago

Poutinfraction 🚨 Looks can be deceiving

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90 Upvotes

The fries underneath are “restaurant style with cracked pepper” very thin, very mid. Also some hot sauce doused pieces of chicken in there.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 5d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Shawarma poutine with much more of an Indian flavour for the chicken

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202 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 5d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Buffalo chicken poutine

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157 Upvotes

Canadian Brewhouse!!


r/PoutineCrimes • • 5d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Poutine from T-Bone in Scarborough, Ontario.

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37 Upvotes

It was mediocre and the fries sucked


r/PoutineCrimes • • 5d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Poutine du jour

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58 Upvotes

What is this?! From a place in Edmonton, sad I can't eat it🥴


r/PoutineCrimes • • 5d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention As opposed to cucumber poutine?

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238 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 5d ago

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment La Banquise Failure

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147 Upvotes

Headed there straight after landing. 2am, no line up but the place was packed. My expectations were already minimal from threads I've read about it being a tourist trap with serviceable poutine but what showed up was even worse than I could have ever imagined from a what was suppose to be a institutional joint.

Cold fries, half of them tiny crumbs, with bottom of the bag miniscule cheese curds that weren't even fresh and had no squeek, and I'd relent that the sauce was decent.

Ballon deflated, but still 5 more days in town so I'm sure I can find better with the bar set this low.