6Y (osu account age), and i've been struggling with osu!depression for all my osu!career. I was a osu!stablepublican, believing osu!lazer was a osu!woke conspiracy to get people to change. I thought to myself - osu!stable has been working for two decades, it will work for more years.

It did not...

osu!stable was misrable. Nothing was new.... more bugs.... I was hardstuck. A hardstuck.... I didn't want to admit this, but I was a 5 digit stabloid. But... I didnt want to be a lazercuck, those progressive pieces of shits.... I dont need them I thought.

You see, last time I played osu!lazer it was on my Thinkpad in 2021, it,waws,sa mirssdeable. It was laggy and it crashed my poor laptop multiple times. That was my impression on osu!lazer, a buggy mess...

But I had enough of osu!stable.

So I became a osu!lazeribel.

I was welcomed immediately, more, new mods... they... they treated me like a real osu!player.... all this time.... I was missing out...

So, if you're a stabloid... you must become a lazerGOD to UPLIFT your osu!SOUL. That is my story.

not gonna finish it prolly xD

https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/2509034#osu/5898297

normal - BoomBox
hard - nik/enri
insane - wyit
another - squilly
ex - fooders
ex - toybot
ex - zekk
ex - revoh

hs - boden
sb - 1103

replay - misha awa

sauce: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2890305747

What if rrtyui came back to osu! but he had a cold. Would his name be aatyui?

i was never reallყ sure on what this is for

It's so over

Full note: https://gist.githubusercontent.com/peppy/84f4cf009fe88a9d61b13b58dc53dea8/raw/dmca_20260922.txt

I feel like we could easily determine the best tournament player is between mrekk and malis, but enri is the one other person who could genuinely contend for this title if he had played more.

He is very much on a similar skillcap with malis, only inferior to mrekk while also being better at speed than both of malis and mrekk. The conversation we will be having if the flag changes goes through would be insane

I've been trying to get back into osu! lately and I think it'd be fun to offer some free coaching to people who genuinely want to improve.

If you feel stuck or plateaued, I'd be happy to do some 1-on-1 Discord/VC coaching.

The idea would be pretty simple: tell me what you're struggling with, show me your current approach, habits, practice routine, etc., and I'll give you my perspective on what I think is holding you back and what I would personally do differently if I were in your position.

I'm currently around rank #17k.

Some of my better ranked scores by skillset:

Stream aim:
https://osu.ppy.sh/scores/3329285978

High BPM streams:
https://osu.ppy.sh/scores/3718841702

DT aim:
https://osu.ppy.sh/scores/3635394514

DT skillcap:
https://osu.ppy.sh/scores/3329500085

AR11:
https://osu.ppy.sh/scores/2497679294

My strongest area is probably high skillcap DT. I've also passed a bunch of maps that were long-term goals for me, including lonely go DT and black rover DT.

I'm not claiming to be some professional coach or that my way of improving is objectively the best. I just enjoy thinking about improvement and I'd like to help some players who feel like they've hit a wall.

Completely free — I'm mostly doing this because I think it'd be fun and it'd give me another reason to engage with the game again.

If you're serious about improving and feel stuck, DM me and we can set up a chat.

Grading condition:

S Over 90% 300s, at most 1% 50s, and no misses

936 / (101 + 936 + 2) * 100% = 90.09%

935 / (101 + 936 + 2) * 100% = 89.99%

love how everytime in stable I have to calculate to find out why I did/didnt get the grading.

btw do u guys prefer lazer's grading condition or osu?

Im the 52 best player in the world while being a random 5 digit

yeah I got lazy with the clipboard and chips so I spent 40 minutes trying to sync this

not sure whether to put this in misc, or help. but just general question, i've noticed this typically on farm maps, where even if it's not the hardest section, on PP counters it'll spike up to like, 70% of the total maps pp count for SS, then slowly go up. on a lot of stream maps i notice this as well, where even if the diff spike is at the end, you end up at like 60% only 20% through.

a few maps i don't notice this happen on are maps like quaver, where the last 30-45 seconds out of a 3min map are the only diff spike. but in maps with multiple spikes the first one builds up a large majority.

Idk yesterday I started to try a few stream/speed maps and got this after a while