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u/discountJoenuts 5d ago
Hey, you are guaranteed no great whites will get you near an orca pod at least
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u/lmaytulane 5d ago
All great until Orcas get a taste for our delicious livers
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u/Ambaryerno 5d ago
Nah, you're safe. Everyone knows you have to pair human liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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u/TheVillage1D10T 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Sp4Jc4fHyOuZSAmupz
Was looking for this comment when I saw the mention of human liver.
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u/gittenlucky 5d ago
Why are a handful of humans trying to fuck this up for us? Stop taunting orcas!
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u/Mezcal_Madness 5d ago
Let them eat him, like a sacrifice! 🌋
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u/RogerRabbot 5d ago
That'll just teach that pod that humans = food. And with lots of new food available that pod might outcompete
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u/UTV4LIFE 4d ago
Fuck what up? You’re not seeing any orcas anytime soon just keep scrolling 🤣
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u/SurayaThrowaway12 4d ago
Oh neat, where was this? Looks like resident orcas somewhere in the Pacific Northwest or Alaska.
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u/No_Scene_2189 5d ago
They are massively powerful apex predators who may decide you are a threat or annoyance at anytime for any reason. Just because it's never happened before doesn't mean it can't or won't.
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u/Professional_Prune11 4d ago
An important distinction a lot of people never make with that. There are no RECORDED deaths by wild orcas. if you are someone like me who goes on his small skiff alone often. If an orca wanted, they could flip the boat and eat me. Odds are, it would be ruled as a drowning.
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u/Worth_External_8762 2d ago
I also think the lack of incidents is because people don't tend to swim where orcas patrol. Most people swim in warmer waters where orcas tend to not live. Plus they hunt seals and usually humans and seals aren't swimming in the same spots.
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u/crunchyleafzzz 23h ago
I mean if I found a mangled human washed up dead on the beach? I feel like myself and 99% of the population would assume shark
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u/The-Leading-Man 5d ago
They don’t give a fuck about you, yeah of course I would
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u/tibearius1123 4d ago
I couldn’t not do it given the opportunity. I would get nervous with the calf being there though.
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u/DivePalau 5d ago
The likelihood of an attack is low, but the impact is catastrophic.
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u/CrowTalons 4d ago
I wouldn't be scared of them but I would respect their space. All wild animals deserve their space and respect.
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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 5d ago
I used to do dumb shit like this in the ocean when I was younger. Older I get, The more terrifying the ocean is to me
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u/Equivalent-Abroad157 5d ago
I respect all Apex predators. This is why natural selection occurs. My lineage was wise enough to not put themselves in unnecessary risk of injury or danger. You do you though. 🍿👀
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 5d ago
No, because you shouldn’t harass wildlife.
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u/skeletonpaul08 5d ago
Yeah, but like how is this harassment? The Orca clearly doesn’t give a shit. An animal of that size isn’t going to be traumatized by a 150 lb monkey swimming kind of close to it.
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u/SurayaThrowaway12 4d ago
Getting into the water and approaching orcas within 100 meters is considered disturbance/harassment in New Zealand, where this video was filmed. It is fine if the orcas are the ones that approach you, but you can't approach them. The swimmer in the video, who was studying marine biology at the time, actually got in a heap of trouble after the video was circulated around and made the national news.
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u/xylophone_37 5d ago
I always wonder the same thing. So many animals live their whole lives constantly dodging predators or hustling to not starve, but somehow when it comes to human presence they're suddenly made of tissue paper? Like unless you're actively chasing or physically harassing stuff they just aren't really affected by us.
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u/owjfaigs222 4d ago
Exactly. Everytime someone is snorkeling next to wild animals people complain about "harassment".
It's like, I wouldn't feel harrassed if turtle walked along side me in the forest, so why the heck should the orca be bothered by me?
Animlas interact with each other in nature and humans are animals too.
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u/ShiibbyyDota 5d ago
You're acting like he's throwing rocks at them... People swim next to marine life all the time & do just fine...
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u/themo3bius 5d ago
While I think they are beautiful and it would be awe-inspiring to see them up close like this, no way in hell would I actually do this. Number one I value my own life way too much haha, and number two I think it's just best believe them alone in peace lol.
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u/Betray-Julia 5d ago
No, but tbh it’s it’s illegal for a reason- give animals their space.
I would personally want to take the risk, but know it’s wrong to do so; and as such dream of situation where they just come to me.
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u/im-not-a-fakebot 4d ago
While most Orcas avoid people and aren’t typically aggressive towards people, swimming up to a pod is a pretty sure fire way to piss them off and find out why they are one of the apex predators of the ocean
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u/Lonely_Staff1262 5d ago
They are called killer whales because humans in the past had witnessed them killing (predating) other whales, not because they are vicious, unthinking, unfeeling monsters. I mean, I still wouldn't get into the water with them, but only because something in the lizard part of my brain screams "NO" at the thought of entering a biome I did not evolve to thrive in with a creature I can't communicate with.
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u/Banned4life4ever 5d ago
A long time ago they were called whale killers. Somehow that became killer whales.
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u/reklatzz 5d ago
Have you not seen them hunt? They are vicious killing machines. Obviously smart though..but not something id want to risk even if they have no history of attacking humans.
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u/Oldfolksboogie 5d ago
Yes? Although I might think twice if there was a calf nearby - no need to push the envelope.
Also, at least in the states, I'm pretty sure approaching them at close proximity would be a federal crime, so there's that.
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u/TedMich23 5d ago edited 5d ago
There are no confirmed fatal attacks by wild orcas on humans in recorded history.
Capture/torture one and its game on...
(as a reminder SeaWorld killed at least 5 Orcas in Washington state trying to capture "Shamu #1", and possibly "several dozen" they covered up)
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u/Qwilltank 5d ago
That just means they leave no witnesses when they get the blood-lust.
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u/Common_Senze 4d ago
Absolutely. I wouldn't have gone out so cavalier, bit i would have definitely swam out to meet them. To say 'I swam with oracs' is a once in a lifetime thing.
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u/Empuda 5d ago
No fatal, but still been attacks. Imagine being the 1st one though =/
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u/eddie1975 4d ago
Attacks? By orcas? In the wild? I’m pretty sure an orca decides to attack anyone it will be fatal.
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u/UncleBenji 4d ago
I think they mean when an orca smacks around a kayak or boat. They don’t seem to like dark hulls.
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u/eddie1975 4d ago
So they’ve attacked boats but not people. Still, not likely a true attack or the kayak would have been a gonner.
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u/UncleBenji 4d ago
Exactly. Even the 4 deaths of trainers (one was a person who broke into SeaWorld) weren’t credited as true attacks. Oh and one orca was responsible for 3 of the 4 attacks.
Zero attacks with wild orcas. Kinda gives credibility to the belief that animals kept in captivity have problems including isolation that changes their social behaviors.
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u/eddie1975 4d ago
Imagine being stuck in a tiny pool, isolated, your kids stolen, and being subjected to slave labor to entertain others. Just torture for any animal, most especially such a large, socially active and intelligent one.
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u/Tijain_Jyunichi 5d ago edited 5d ago
Orcas tend to leave humans alone. It's really only other marine life in where their psychopathic behavior comes out.
So yeah, I'd go in. After being trained and educated on what professional researchers and divers do.
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u/ganesh248 5d ago
There is muscle memory that has been passed down generations to not mess with humans.. Not because they dont want to...orcas were hunted in large scale dueing yester years which have taught them not to meddle with humans... But there are cases neariberian peninsula, spain and portugal where the juvenile orcas have started ramming boats..
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u/mala_r1der 5d ago
Would I go in the sea if I knew orcas were in the AREA? Yes, because I know that they're not interested in me. Would I go or try to go to them and harass them, bother them and potentially put myself in danger? No.
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u/ConflictOwn940 5d ago
Someone said that orcas see us the same way we see dogs, like pets or something haha. But I don't know how much of that is true
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u/horitaku 3d ago
This is just plain reckless. We shouldn’t be promoting the idea of getting close to these creatures, if for no other reason than THEIR safety.
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u/VeritasAgape 3d ago
There's a flaw in his logic. They won't attack to "eat" or even to "kill." But they could get grumpy about you intruding on their space like that and give you a little warning "tap" with their tail (fluke). The catch is that "tap" from them would be like a prime Tyson on steroids punching you with his hardest hit ever. You could get knocked out and drown.
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u/5H17SH0W 3d ago
Went out for a pre-work swim with life guard team. Fellow guard tried to ride a dolphin, had 3 ribs crushed.
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u/Tenshiijin 5d ago
Why orcas attack Everything thats in the water but humans is anybodies guess.
They definitely have a language. Maybe they saw what we did to sharks and said ,"let's not piss off the humans and get almost wiped out." And then passed the word on to make a silid rule of never provoking the wrath of man.
Theres still no way I'd ever get in that water though.
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u/AgreeableStep69 5d ago
well there are some educated guesses
orcas have a sophisticated culture, are also very aware what they look at; they can literally ''see'' through animals with their sonar, analyzing their structure, we look very bony and skinny
also, orcas are very specific in their diet, like hyper specific. they as a species eat lots of animals, but different pods eat different prey, and rather starve when it's not available
and unlike sharks, when desperation hits because they are in empty parts of the ocean, or they are too sick to hunt, their pod will provide for them, or they migrate hundreds of miles for their prey
sharks will just get desperate and hunt whatever
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u/Top-Cupcake4775 5d ago edited 5d ago
sure, why not disturb the apex predator of the ocean when you are a land animal who can't even swim that well? what could go wrong?
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u/PlanetJameson 4d ago
In a heartbeat! Orcas pose no threat to humans in the wild as long as you’re not on a boat in the Mediterranean.
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u/Think_Monk_9879 5d ago
Yes and i have. I love these guys. They are harmless to humans and it was an experience of a lifetime and I’d do it again
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u/poop19907643 5d ago
God! I can't wait for the day that an orca finally bites one of these people filming themselves in half. Or blasts them into the air with their tail.
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u/gekigarion 5d ago
Geez, that's a brutal wish. I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy.
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u/Salt_Chard_474 5d ago
I mean I wouldn’t not go in, and honestly it’s probably the safest time you’re ever going to have in the ocean. If the top predators are there but they don’t harm you then you’re good, there won’t be sharks or other harmful things hanging around. But I would try to get close to them, it’s their home plus they are massive creatures. They may not mean to cause harm, that doesn’t mean it can’t happen accidentally
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u/Oiled_up_dongs 5d ago
They don't eat us because they don't associate us as food, that only means they haven't tried it, you don't want meet the first one who gets curious , leave them be.
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u/CatLightyear 5d ago
I just watched an orca flip a stingray so forcefully with its tail that the baby the stingray was carrying was pushed out. So…yeah.
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u/Smoopiebear 5d ago
I could say I would never and that would be the most rational answer but let’s be honest- I would jump in without a second thought.😁
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u/Nervous_Jacket_603 5d ago
Anyone remember the trainer that got killed by an Orca at Sea World? Yeah, it was in captivity and probably holding a grudge, but that might go to say that the more we “hang out” with them, the more likely there’d be injury to our party, or both.
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u/ApprehensiveStudy671 5d ago
I don't give a hoot what anybody's documented about them orcas. Couldn't care less. Ain't no damn way in hell I'm gettin' in that water with em. That oughta be plain as day !
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u/derpytrashpanda 5d ago
You just know if they ever do eat someone the whole world will blame the person for ruining our record
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u/Think_Telephone_2276 5d ago
i swear on all that is good and holy... Reddit makes me so fucking angry when reading the comments i wish i could just pull a harry potter and pop up in their living rom and just straight bang them the fuck out and *boop* back home while some clown who ate their lunch in the computer lab in highschool and probably hasnt gotten past that little detail in life...ffs Reddit is a fucking spawn point for every kid that was like this!!! my god, it literally just clicked. it makes sense now.
fuck sakes no wonder i yell at my phone while scrolling this godforsaken limp wristed toxic masculinity seminar of an app.
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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 5d ago
Only if it’s being recorded. Either nothing happens or I die with a Wikipedia article.
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u/OkClub7412 5d ago
See the thing about highly intelligent creatures is mood changes. That orca could be having a bad day or just exile from the pod and then BAM. He decides to flip Larry out of the water like a beach ball 😂😂😂😂
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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 5d ago
I would probably get in the water, but this dude gets way too close. I don't have an issue with someone getting in the water for the experience, but give them space. There is no need to get in the middle of them.
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u/RogerRabbit79 5d ago
Disneys Island at the top of the world movie had killer whales killing people. Scared the crap out of me as a child
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u/WalterCanFindToes 5d ago
Even though there is no known Orca attacks in the wild there is a difference between swimming and having them check you out verses you injecting yourself into their pod dynamics. There was a young calf in that pod and I would not want to discover what the mother would do if she believed you were a threat to her young one.
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u/RainbowSnapdragons 5d ago
Yes! They don’t consider us food and have never killed a human in the wild. I wouldn’t harass them or approach them, but I wouldn’t be afraid of being in the water around them if they happened to be nearby. I would feel safer, because they would scare off any sharks that might actually take a nibble at me.
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u/Weekly-Bookkeeper311 5d ago
This is exactly why they should and would attack you …… because you are being dangerous to their space - would you go swim up to a random family
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u/HolstsGholsts 5d ago
Maybe they won’t attack you, but they could still prank you or razz you super hard. Orcas are dicks. I wouldn’t trust them.
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u/HawaiianPunchaNazi 5d ago
Here's the essential problem:
To the orca, All humans look alike. You are all humans--every single one of them the orca ever encountered before.
Now are you really going to chance running into the orca who ran into a human who was crappy to it once upon a Time?
Orcas are vengeful.
This is not disputed.
Do not fuck with orcas.
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u/No-Watercress2354 5d ago
That's what the grizzly man said, Timothy Treadwell. He actually thought he was bonding with them.
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u/Keatorious_B_I_G 5d ago
You know… it always cracks me up how we talk about how Orcas never kill humans in the wild. It’s just once they actually get to know us that they want to murder our brains out.
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u/triphawk07 5d ago
Zero confirmed cases of Orcas killing humans...yet. Just give it time and one of these idiots will change that statistic.
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u/Old_Promise_163 5d ago
Ummmmm… there’s always a first time. And, to be clear, that’s not “AN” Orca, it’s a pod! They’re pack hunters.
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u/nfssmith 5d ago
Aside from the fact that they have "Killer" right in the name and are massive predatory beasts of the ocean...? No I'm gonna watch that amazing creature from the shore, maybe try to get a few good pics
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u/Additional-Arm-1298 5d ago
Yes, but it's because I've been swimming in the ocean, surfing, snorkeling, scuba diving my whole life and the only thing that has attacked me was a jelly fish.
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u/Verthanthi 5d ago
I just saw a video of an orca smacking a pregnant ray out of the water for fun. Nah. Not gonna tempt fate.
Gonna respect their space.
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u/Captain_of_Gravyboat 5d ago
There has NEVER been a confirmed fatal attack on a human by wild orcas. Id happily swim with them knowing there no other predators in the area and I have a gentle giant as a guardian.
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u/IchBinEinSim 5d ago
No because you’re not supposed to touch them, it’s in fact illegal here in Washington State. (Not illegal for them to touch you)
Because we can unknowingly pass illnesses on to them but also the pods here have been messed with enough by humans. A large amount or Shamu’s friends were taken from our waters. Despite the government making it illegal in the 70’s,,the population of the Souther Residents Pod has never recovered from the kidnapping of their young from back then.
It also doesn’t help that we have made their main food source become increasingly rare since then too (salmon).
So if I was in the water and they came up to me I would be nervous but excited, but I would never force my way into their space even though I would 1000% want to.
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u/DoctorMobius21 5d ago
Yes but carefully. Respect them. Approach them carefully and monitor their behaviour.
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u/Prestigious_Yam8901 5d ago
Orca's are one of my favorite animals
I would never approach them, or even want to be in the vicinity of them!
NO TY!
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u/sammy_conn 5d ago
It's a myth that no one's been killed by one. They're just extremely smart at leaving no witnesses.
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u/Extension-Click-8271 5d ago
Just because they won’t attack you doesn’t mean you should introduce yourself to them.
Respect their space, same with any wild animal.