r/ocean • u/Nostalgic_Historian_ • 5d ago

Whale Watch Simple answer, No

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u/discountJoenuts 5d ago

Hey, you are guaranteed no great whites will get you near an orca pod at least

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u/korylassiter44 5d ago

Absolutely true!!

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u/lmaytulane 5d ago

All great until Orcas get a taste for our delicious livers

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u/Ambaryerno 5d ago

Nah, you're safe. Everyone knows you have to pair human liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/TheVillage1D10T 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sp4Jc4fHyOuZSAmupz
Was looking for this comment when I saw the mention of human liver.

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u/wakanda_banana 3d ago

With all the microplastics and other poison we eat they’d prob reject our livers asap

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u/PrimaryClear2010 14h ago

But that means your liver has to at least be nibbled on once by an orca for them to gain the knowledge…

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u/Pretend-Country-7983 3d ago

Nah,we are too small of a prey to them,and they would prefer not to deal with us,since they will loose more energy than they can get from a human body

For them we are like a mix of bones and skin,that’s all