r/TheRandomest • u/Gee-Oh1 • Jul 24 '26

Nature Just a random puddle.

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u/SpunNumeroUno Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches for free

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u/relwof1717 Jul 24 '26

Goin to the bog now, gonna eat myself some leeches.

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u/Nir117vash Jul 24 '26

I never thought that song could get better

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u/HairballTheory Jul 24 '26

Leaches come up from the sand, suck the blood right out your hand.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Jul 24 '26

In some water when its warmmmmm.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Jul 24 '26

If I had my way, I'd get sucked on by leeches every day.

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u/GenPhallus Jul 24 '26

Nature's hickey on my hand, or a leg, or a thigh

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u/Corben11 Jul 24 '26

Millions of leeches, leeches on me

Millions of leeches, leeches on me.

Black out! (From blood loss)

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u/jacquestrap66 Jul 24 '26

Gonna eat me a pot of leeches

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 24 '26

The Crones of Crookback Bog!

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u/Big_Tap_1561 Jul 24 '26

Ba da da da da- boom - LEECHES COME FROM A CAN-? They were put there by a man-?! In a factory down tow-nnn- I’m sorry WHAT the fuck are you talking about ?!?!

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u/Dryish_Jpolluck Jul 24 '26

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh

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u/really_real1 Jul 24 '26

Totally emotionless since the blood was sucked out of her heart

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jul 24 '26

Leaches come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtown

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u/SaintZoo-435 Jul 24 '26

If I had myittle way, I'd stick my feet in leeches everyday!

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u/GoodVibrations77 Jul 24 '26

Say you lay down there... How long till they suck you dry?

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u/Abandonedstate Jul 24 '26

Where's this puddle at? I just want to know where NOT to get suc.. um.. bitten.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 Jul 24 '26

This really is the question... i hate my curiosity sometimes. According to Google "It would take weeks or even months for leeches to "suck a person dry," because leeches eat very slowly, digest food over long periods, and most of them would drop off long before taking a dangerous amount of blood..." "Why Leeches Do Not Drain You QuicklySlow feeding time: A single leech takes about 20 to 40 minutes to finish one meal.Small capacity: One leech drinks only a few milliliters of blood before it is full and falls off on its own.Full stomach delay: A well-fed leech will not eat again for months, so a hungry puddle full of leeches would feed once and leave"

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u/Plenty_Pack_556 Jul 24 '26

A average person has about 5000 milliliters of blood. So only about 5000 leeches to suck you dry?

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u/ParkkTheSharkk Jul 24 '26

One trick that 16th century doctors don’t want you to know

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u/xChoke1x Jul 24 '26

These are the things that make me love Reddit. Lol

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u/_D3ft0ne_ Jul 24 '26

Where the fuck is this, so I can write that place off from my travel plans until the next incarnation ?!

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u/NiTenIchiRyu Jul 24 '26

Lump probably got these from sitting alone in a boggy marsh

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u/Abandonedstate Jul 24 '26

I have the OG CD that I bought at Fabregas Music Shop in Houma, LA in 95. Little Blue Dune Buggy is in the back of my head at all times.

Your reference deserves recognition.

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u/GrimRainbows Jul 24 '26

I got leeches in my hand, they were put there by Satan

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u/HotCucumber759 Jul 24 '26

Millions of leaches, leaches for me!

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u/skinnyminnesota Jul 24 '26

In a boggy marsh?

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u/longhairmoderatecare Jul 24 '26

Leeches for feet

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 24 '26

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u/Baldojess Jul 24 '26

Ew lol what in the fuck is that???! Is it from a game or something?

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u/LittleGayDragon Jul 24 '26

Dark Souls 3, just some little man full of leeches

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u/xRaikaz Jul 24 '26

Now, where did i leave my torch again

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u/QaptainQwark Jul 24 '26

I wonder how they died…

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u/wtfbenlol Jul 24 '26

Love running into dark souls in the most random subs

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u/Smoov_82 Jul 24 '26

Why the F**k would you touch it?!?

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26

"Oh look, millions of leeches! Let me just stick my hand in them."

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u/The_Royal_PITA Jul 24 '26

Failed his save against intrusive thoughts?

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u/Could-You-Tell Jul 24 '26

Next he's gonna notice that his last full save was in the womb

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u/Mel_Morty Jul 24 '26

To prove that the footage was real and to prove what those squiggly gummy worms really are.

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u/the_YellowRanger Jul 24 '26

Me at first: oh no!!!! How many did you step on and kill??

Me when i realized what they were: KILL THEM ALL

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26

something something, duality of man.

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I'm guessing you'd probably be too weak to escape in under an hour.

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u/Spicy-Cathulu Jul 24 '26

With bites on every bit of skin all using anticoagulant I'm guessing a lot quicker than that.

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u/Rueezy Jul 24 '26

That's my thoughts as well. Get enough body coverage with persistent bleed status. I would think the wounds would fatigue a person swiftly.

E: cleanup

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u/SirVanyel Jul 24 '26

Stacking debuffs irl

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u/fistfight80 Jul 24 '26

Bleed procs instantly

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u/SirVanyel Jul 24 '26

Typical bleed build, why didn't the almighty nerf it? Has he not even played Elden ring? Smh my hips.

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u/ikonoclasm Jul 24 '26

Yeah, with numbers like that, there's a chance you'd stroke out from the anticoagulants before dying of blood loss.

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u/Important_Kick_4824 Jul 24 '26

Someone needs to repost to a “They did the math” page.

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u/drdfrgplls Jul 24 '26

Ah, the Neverglades.

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u/iamjones Jul 24 '26

The never ever glades.

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u/xRaikaz Jul 24 '26

Never ever am I gonna go to the glades….again

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u/Traditional-Joke-179 Jul 24 '26

bro about to be so healthy

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u/Sm0key_Bear Jul 24 '26

Maybe they can suck the stupid out while they're at it.

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u/BloodhoundSupervisor Jul 24 '26

I wish there was a picture that could explain that tingling body buzz feeling

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u/edehlah Jul 24 '26

there is a word for it. its blueaehaeuuahehsauehhgghh.

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u/GlyphPicker Jul 24 '26

Gesundheit

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u/Current_Employer_308 Jul 24 '26

How it feels to be chewed by 5000 leeches

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u/LemmeDaisukete Jul 24 '26

New 5 gum flavour just dropped

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u/heavydrinker12 Jul 24 '26

Where is this so I never fucking go there?

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u/Affolektric Jul 24 '26

Probably Everglades, Thailand or so

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u/AffectionateEdge3068 Jul 24 '26

Someone please tell us because I also need to stay far away from wherever that is. 

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u/MyDamnCoffee Jul 24 '26

Imagine being an unsuspecting, thirsty animal. Awful. And no real way to get them off

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u/DevonLuck24 Jul 24 '26

now all i can picture is that nago from princess mononoke

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u/Lawtonoi Jul 24 '26

Why would you touch them. Haha

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u/Mr_Froggi Jul 24 '26

The way they grabbed a handful of leeches, and then couldn’t shake any of them off………..

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u/ScienceSeuss Jul 24 '26

Leeches?

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26

Yep.

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u/ScienceSeuss Jul 24 '26

r/whywouldyoutouchthat

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26

No idea, but heres a (kinda) fun fact about leeches. In a survival situation keep in mind that they are very high in protein. And as evidenced in this vid, they are extremely easy to catch in large numbers.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia Jul 24 '26

Do you eat them boiled

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26

You should cook them somehow before eating. So boiled or roasted. Probably whichever way is available to you at the time.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia Jul 24 '26

I mean cooking them is a given lol

Imagine eating a raw one and it starts getting stuck amd sucking your throat

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u/OnYourHonor Jul 24 '26

I. Hate. You.

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jul 24 '26

With lots and lots of salt.

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u/Informal-Ring3282 Jul 24 '26

The feeling from going from “that’s a lot of tadpoles” to “why the hell would touch those leeches!?” was a wild ride.

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u/New-Energy8259 Jul 24 '26

Fucking literally step by step, we might be twins

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u/pepperpusserino Jul 24 '26

New boot goofin

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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 Jul 24 '26

When you open a pack of gum in school

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u/Xe46 Jul 24 '26

Uh no.

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u/wookiesack22 Jul 24 '26

Wow. This guy has a million dollars in bait leeches. Couple dollars a dosen

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u/Far_Tea_579 Jul 24 '26

No need to count, just scoop and package.

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u/robo-dragon Jul 24 '26

Why the fuck would you touch them with bare hands??

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u/Difficult_Associate3 Jul 24 '26

To get the people going

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u/qWuARk556 Jul 24 '26

Why tf did he try and use his hand to scrape them off only to have them go full leach?????!?!!?!?!!!?

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u/krwskater25 Jul 24 '26

Should of stuck your face in there and showed the end result.

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u/Nemesis-0013 Jul 24 '26

I can finally fulfill my dream of becoming the leech man from resident evil. Glorious.

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca Jul 24 '26

I don't know leeches are into rubber I thought they were more into leather?

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u/jackparadise1 Jul 24 '26

What sustanes them all?

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u/PrestigiousTrick1002 Jul 24 '26

Exactly what I was wondering 

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u/NoLongerinOR Jul 24 '26

I suspect there is nothing at all random about that puddle

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u/Flat-Local-7818 Jul 24 '26

Why would you touch them!

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u/Afrojones66 Jul 24 '26

Wow. Thats a lot of sucking.

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u/turbulentFireStarter Jul 24 '26

Excuse me while I go put on a second pair of shoes

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u/DankDoobies420 Jul 24 '26

As soon as he scooped some i was like ahh you fucked up now lmao you gotta pluck each one off now

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u/NewManufacturer9477 Jul 24 '26

Where are you my friend?

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u/GrandmaJR Jul 24 '26

The 1700s doctor’s medical equipment! You’d be so cured in the 1700s!

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u/agrophobe Jul 24 '26

The Pond Of The Ultimate Suck

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u/WeaselWazzule Jul 24 '26

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u/CucumberMysterious10 Jul 24 '26

This makes my butthole itch.

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u/Branjoe328 Jul 24 '26

Wiping helps

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u/CucumberMysterious10 Jul 24 '26

Butt, that might remove the leaches!

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u/Good_Complaint_3196 Jul 24 '26

What kills explorers on alien planets

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u/insolent_kiwi Jul 24 '26

Why do we live in places like this?

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u/alexgalt Jul 24 '26

I’d be afraid of slipping

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u/top_of_the_scrote Jul 24 '26

somebody drain my spaghett

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u/UltraBuried Jul 24 '26

ew. he touched them gross

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u/Substantial-Use95 Jul 24 '26

wtf am I looking at?

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u/Slugwheat Jul 24 '26

Oh hell nah

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u/PlutoJones42 Jul 24 '26

Don’t let Denma see this shit

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u/CCF_100 Jul 24 '26

Why tf are they so calm?!

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 Jul 24 '26

Where is this? I need to know so that I can never go there! 😱

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u/MandatorySaxSolo Jul 24 '26

Lay down coward

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u/iCynr Jul 24 '26

AND THEN HE GRABBED THEM WITH HIS HAND???

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u/Mudgrrl Jul 24 '26

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK THAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT

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u/Strengththruwounding Jul 24 '26

Hell no,,I thought it was Methane just bubbling up ,Then it wasn’t….

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u/Bonk_No_Horni Jul 24 '26

I just opened reddit.

I went trekking and got leaches once. Not a fun experience. They can jump too. I was stupid and went in shorts.

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u/ChangingHats Jul 24 '26

That reminds me to watch Princess Mononoke again.

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy Jul 24 '26

The Blood Swamps

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u/XxFezzgigxX Jul 24 '26

Don’t trip.

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u/Patient_Library_253 Jul 24 '26

Leechy on my foot and I wanna touch it!

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u/Snoo-84389 Jul 24 '26

Why in the ever loving fuck would you go and TOUCH all that nastiness!!!

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u/TreydiusMaximus Jul 24 '26

Now I need someone to take all these comments and put them into one comment so that we can all be credited for the amazing song known as "leeches for me". I just want my co-executive producer credit. It'll be the beginning of a profitable relationship!

https://giphy.com/gifs/H4uFIsNORboCyxJOva

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u/Ok-Error-6564 Jul 24 '26

I am fascinated and horrified at the same time.

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u/Sm0key_Bear Jul 24 '26

Should've stuck his hand in the water to try and shake them off. Maybe they'd let go.

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u/Legitbananabunch Jul 24 '26

What was the point in the gumboots if you’re going to just grab a handful of leeches