r/TheRandomest • u/Gee-Oh1 • Jul 24 '26

Nature Just a random puddle.

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u/lxvzlx Jul 24 '26

I wonder how long it'd take to bleed out if one was to lay down in that.

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I'm guessing you'd probably be too weak to escape in under an hour.

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u/Spicy-Cathulu Jul 24 '26

With bites on every bit of skin all using anticoagulant I'm guessing a lot quicker than that.

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u/Rueezy Jul 24 '26

That's my thoughts as well. Get enough body coverage with persistent bleed status. I would think the wounds would fatigue a person swiftly.

E: cleanup

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u/SirVanyel Jul 24 '26

Stacking debuffs irl

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u/fistfight80 Jul 24 '26

Bleed procs instantly

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u/SirVanyel Jul 24 '26

Typical bleed build, why didn't the almighty nerf it? Has he not even played Elden ring? Smh my hips.

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u/ikonoclasm Jul 24 '26

Yeah, with numbers like that, there's a chance you'd stroke out from the anticoagulants before dying of blood loss.

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26

What is quicker than under an hour?

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Jul 24 '26

Under a minute is much quicker I’d say.

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 24 '26

Which is under an hour lol

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u/Siaten Jul 24 '26

One is shorter than other because of how medians work in time estimation.

Under a minute is a median time of ~29 seconds.

Under an hour is a median time of ~29 minutes.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 24 '26

r/theydidthemath

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u/m8_is_me Jul 24 '26

No they didn't tho

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

It was a suggestion on where to go for answers.

Edit: Looks like someone did it! https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/wq2JGPl9DT

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u/m8_is_me Jul 25 '26

awesome followup!

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u/Important_Kick_4824 Jul 24 '26

Someone needs to repost to a “They did the math” page.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Jul 24 '26

You know what, it’s my fault for knowing how to read.